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16 | aus excuse the random outbursts of sherlock reblogs every sunday

[movedtoscammer-deactivated20190]

[movedtoscammer-deactivated20190]

how do i tell my psychiatrist this is the only thing that will ever make me laugh anymore

[wafflydan]

phil lester? king of comedy, master of dad jokes

[louises-belcher]

no offense but weddings seem way too public for my introverted ass im gonna get married at midnight in the desert my lover will be lucky if i even manage to invite them to our wedding

[jurgo]

[setheverman]

you: suck my dick me, an intellectual: inhale my richard

[starlight-rain]

@archdukegrand

[lewithetneil]

why do i use skincare when clearly my skin doesn’t in fact care ??

[sammymunchiecheerios-deactivate]

Haechan when you leave him alone for .172828289 seconds

[no-chill-at-all]

[partylikeits2007]

It’s been 10 years since 2007…

[forcewakens]

Shia LaBeouf launches an anti-trump livestream that will run for FOUR years. #HEWILLNOTDIVIDEUS 

  “Open to all, 24 hours a day, seven days a week, the participatory performance will be live-streamed continuously for four years, or the duration of the presidency.”

[lolfunnycentral]

[raddestbabe]

everyone’s having their mid-life crises at like 19

[olivertrees]

[acafethatslove]

me???? tired???? sleepy??? yes constantly

[happy2bsmiling]

[bruhita-deactivated20190224]

how is the “annoying orange” doing??? is he okay?? has he calmed down

[alexander]

hes the president now

[funkypablo]

Me: WHO THE FUCK TOOK MY oh there it is

[gennyescsecsemo]