I look for accidental ace posts

he/worm/ey/it || minor || aroace trans man

[funnier-when-asexual]

My name is Ash and I'm the asexualizer, in that I turn your posts asexual. This blog exists because I wanted to tag a blog like it and realized there isn't any. So now there is! Feel free to send asks and tag me in things. There's more stuffs under the cut.

My profile picture is the asexual pride flag. My header is a gif of someone saying, "You cannot fuck me! You CANNOT fuck me! I am unfuckable! I have never been fucked!" with the asexual pride flag overlayed on it.

Tag guide:

Funnier when asexual [funnier when asexual]: Posts that become funny or more relatable if you're asexual or imagine them as asexual.

Asexualized [asexualized]: Asks. They're called this because if you talk to me I'm turning you ace. /silly

Funniest asexual [funniest asexual]: Original posts by me =] I don't actually think I'm the funniest but I want the tags to be related to the blog theme.

Not even ace [not even ace]: Off topic reblogs.

Summoned [summoned]: Someone tagged me in or sent me this post!!

Unfunny but still ace [unfunny but still ace]: Posts that aren't being gimmicked but are still ace related.

If you need the full sets to my pronouns, those are:

Don't interact with me if you're a harry potter fan, map/pedo, or proshipper. I love unions and abortion and gay marriage.

Accessibility is fun and cool. I don't reblog things that aren't described. Everyone please think about blind and low vision people before sending me stuff, thank you.

He/him/his/his/himself

Worm/worm/worms/worms/wormself

Ey/em/eir/eirs/emself

It/it/its/its/itself

Header gif from here: X. Palestine banner from here: X.

[funnier-when-asexual]

For my birthday everyone should be more asexual

[lainisadiskette]

take action against mass surveillance.

markup of KOSA is happening this wednesday.

if you live in the united states, i ask of you to call your state representatives.

Bad Internet Bills

All of the bad internet bills. One website.

[monsoon-of-art]

[autiegem]

[ID: post by MonsterMonsoon in all caps and bold that reads: "i can make anything platonic. and i can make anyone aroace". the aroace flag is layered overtop the image. end ID.]

[datadegroove-deactivated2026042]

penis isn't real. pussy isn't even real. the only thing that is real, is the pleasure of combat

[meowsapow]

"Friends with benefits" and the benefit is being my friend :)

[parkchanwoohoo]

Sucks that "sleeping together" refers to sex. Sometimes a fella just wants to snooze with a pal.

[nyaskitten]

Reblog if you wanna snooze with a pal

[arothroughmyheart]

where can a homie get a platonic kiss on the lips

[i-am-bic]

"There's no platonic explanation for this" <-you need to be nicer to your friends. Right now

[theyaoimonster]

I hate when people say "suck my dick" when they argue with me. Not even a tornado would suck you SHUT UP

[myemp1reofdirt]

sex literally isnt real can everyone stop

[aroace-polyshow]

honestly i never thought the phrase “i want that twink obliterated” was like a sexual thing. like when i read the phrase i imagine “a meteor like the one that killed the dinosaurs is summoned from the heavens and hits the twink in question” type situation

[blanketfortarchitect]

I always pictured something like this

[sketch-elf]

[Image description: A GIF of a Snorlax using a massive Hyper Beam attack on a teeny tiny Oshawott and the ground surrounding it. /end ID]

[crispwormsoda]

Next person to assume ace people are almost straight gets killed with hammers

[the-quasar-hero]

I yet have to see any proof that this so-called “sex” is real and does in fact exist in our world to any tangible degree; and yet the stork exists and we can clearly observe it.

[shnowyfox]

it would be so awesome

it would be so cool

[hemipenal-system]

hey if you’re a frequent flyer in my notifications i probably recognize and appreciate you. btw

[the-stew-goblin]

I still can't believe they made sex canon