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23 - he/they - this is my objectum blog, sideblog of @den-of-dj - 🔞

[objectappreciator]

~🧡Intro Post🧡~

hi!✌️ this is the objectum side-blog of @den-of-dj

while a lot of what i post/reblog on here isn't very explicit, there will be nsfw (my objectum attraction is primarily sexual) so I ask that minors please dni (if you follow/dm/send an ask i will check your blog and block minors)

Taken anons:🐏

vvv more about me below vvv

My Current Main Object-Crushes:

lava lamps - im attracted to most lava lamps to some degree, but especially my lamps, heres the current list, in the order I acquired them (also their tags)

Hex 🧡

Sunny 💖

Venom/Venny 🖤

Ursula 💜

For posts with more than one I’ll tag them with #my lamps 🫶

shopping malls - esp retro and/or dead malls, but modern/thriving ones too

airports - somewhat, mostly just bc they're often very similar to malls to me, airplanes are kinda cute too

large cruise ships - the really massive ones like the Royal Carribean's Icon class ships

CDs - especially super shiny news ones, they’re just really pretty and uh [insert joke about hole here lol]

my venus mcflytrap monster high doll - (tag is #Venus 💚)

Dm's and asks are open if you wanna chat about objectum stuff! :3

dividers from https://transbro.neocities.org/Dividers - "objectum love" blinkie by @margaret-the-essa , other two by me on blinkies cafe

[dystopianscifiarchitecture]

Pannenhuis metro station, Brussels, Belgium, 1982

Pictures by Klaas Vermaas

#architecturephotography #belgium #1980s #dystopianscifiarchitecture

[treadgrinder]

i love being objectum.

[thatsoup]

They should let me go into every building I want just to look around

[strayknight]

what do you guys think of the new twingo anyways ? i like that its kept many of the charms of the original twingo but in a more modern style electric car. its very cute and its really nice to see a car with a lot of personality in its design as i feel like many recent cars have felt very homogeneous and safe in their designs

comparison of the new electric twingo and original twingo in mango

[cozylittleartblog]

someone help this poor gay jealous car and his idiot partner

tags under the cut bc tumblr doesn't like my rambles

#ok this post was supposed to be one thing but the doodles got away from me. now its its own post. a story has happened here dhbjsdbhjf#it was going to be a devon post! it was going to be a devon post. peepaw hours. the homos took over. i literally made the#middle part to get in some practice of drawing devon like... in comic context. and then it juuuuuuust kept going#there is a period in michael and kitts relationship where like. there's obviously something going on here. but michael is also actively#grappling with Not Being As Straight As He Thought and trying to navigate 1 being kinda gay 2 screwing around with his coworker#3 said coworker is a. sentie nt car. that gets veeery jealous. there is some michael fumbling ok and actually there's a lot of it#this is a man. this is a 1980s man born in the 50s. this is like John Man he likes burgers and cars and sportsball and wemen#and oops he's a little bit gay. for a car. which is LEGALLY not a person! even though he totally is. there are so many levels of#socially forbidden here and that doesn't even get into his commitment and self worth issues! ohh shits fucked for him at first#i think michael is fiercely loyal. however. there is a period where they are figuring things out and not actually exclusive. hes coping#i also think he's a chronic whore to cope with the horrors so like. thats an aspect of it also. its ok give him a few months and he will#figure it out. he'll figure out that kitt is his other half in every possible way. these guys are so fucked up n interesting n cute and#everything to me and also fuuucked up. into the microwave with them. i am eating popcorn. i have so much i could say abt them#the amount of tag thoughts i've written about them on main constitutes a novel i think. something is wrong with that man#the car is fine the car is just autistic and non-human. michael isf ucked up though eight ways from sunday#... anyway kitts just possessive and jealous hes happy as long as michael drives off with HIM in the morning. and he will remind#him who his heart belongs to after that drive. smile

[funnier-when-objectum]

"object head"? 😳 i mean if you say so...

[microposting]

spaceships that feel cuteness aggression towards human beings

[notyoursaviour]

La letra con amor, entra. (via)

[succubye01]

DAMN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THOSE BOOKS ARE PUSSYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOOK AT THOSE BOOKS BEING PUSSY;S!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOW THATS WHAT I CALL “INTELLECTUALLY STIMULATING”…!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS WILL… REALLY MAKE YOU THINK!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

[objectappreciator]

@funnier-when-objectum

[animentality]

[carrydeckcrane]

"you visit often" youre damn right i do... (grabs ezgifs ass possessively and growls)

[objectappreciator]

@funnier-when-objectum

[objectappreciator]

Object vore but make it objectum vore, a pred swallowing their object partners to keep them close to themself at all times without the need for a bag or carrying them around, very convenient, if your ignore their unusually lumpy stomach

[objectappreciator]

Said goodbye to Sunny, Ursula, and Venus, I’ll be leaving for a 6 month internship in another state early tomorrow morning and I’m only taking Hex with me. I don’t want to risk bringing all my lamps in case something happens and they get damaged, and my parents might notice Venus missing from my shelf and ask me about it and I don’t have a good excuse to bring her 😅

It’s hard leaving them but it’s for the best, I like to think of my lamps as ‘sleeping’ when they’re turned off which helps a bit but I’ll still miss them 😔

[howtofuckan-edifice]

my most twisted paramour is 00's mcmansions in general and more specifically their Tuscan style kitchens. not in spite of the phoniness and the ugliness and the delusions of grandeur but because of them.

i need to grind on these countertops

[dogpuppy]

[pickled-femurs]

@funnier-when-objectum

[mousenemy]

[objectappreciator]

@funnier-when-objectum

[objectappreciator]

Introducing Venus! She’s a gen 1 doll from the ‘Between Classes’ series, I don’t remember when exactly I got her, but I think it was around 4th grade, and I managed to keep all her accessories this whole time somehow lol

I had 2 other monster high dolls, I think she was my 2nd? But she’s always been my favorite

Found all the dolls in a box recently when going through more of the old shit stored in my new room, I’m trying to sell the others but couldn’t bring myself to part with her, and then realized my feelings towards her felt a little… objectum lol