The internet has ruined me.

[dramatic-dolphin]

i love declining birth rates 🥰 "what a horrible problem! society will collapse!" oopsie it looks like you're gonna have to make having children worth it 😊 teehee you're gonna have to improve society in order to fix this problem, or it will all collapse. oh noooooo. how horrible. :3c

[weirdthingifoundonline]

[sobsicle]

[krumpkin]

I'm not so sure this would cheer them up 😄😄

[thememedaddy]

[babydolllblogger]

[chocoette]

[undefiinedd33]

[criersalwayscrying]

being an adult is hard 🥲

[kosmogrl]

[hollow-head]

"who do you self insert as when you read?"

This is me when I read:

[sinni-ok-sessi]

I do think the ability to emoji-react is a net win for human communication. not only does it give you an outlet for 'I see and acknowledge this but don't have a verbal response' but it also adds a pleasing alethiometer element to things

my coworker announces that he's off to the dentist. someone reacts with a tooth emoji. is this a statement of dentist solidarity? a wish for my coworker to return with more (or fewer?) teeth than he set out with? simple word association? who can say

[disc90s]

i like mine with a lil social anxiety. like hell yea babe let’s leave.

[depsidase]

[drops-of-universe]

i hope this email kills us both instantly

[smokeydabear420422]

[narciesuss]

[softwaring]