funny tumblr tags

mod is @i-put-the-hyper-in-hyperfixated (he/it) this blog is, as you might guess, dedicated to finding funny tags added to posts and posting screenshots of them posts are queued for 12pm GMT every day

[funny-tags-offical]

can I put ao3 tags in here or is it just tumblr tags?

any tags!! this blog is mainly for tumblr ones, but here’s a list of what submissions are accepted:

- tumblr tags

- ao3 tags

- search histories

may be updated later, i’m going to pin this post

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[tag id: #my pregnant friend told me something and i accidentally did the male pregnant emoji thinking my quick react was a heart /end tag id]

oh my god

[talisidekick]

A while back my pharmacist saw my deadname on my profile and accidentially called it out, he corrected and deleted my deadname from the system so only my preferred name shows up now. There was a crowd of people behind me, so as he hands over the pills he apologized, in equal tone and volume as when he called my deadname and lied saying it's been a long day and he didn't mean to call out -his own- name. I quietly told him it was fine and he didn't need to do that for my sake.

His response: "No, it's my name now."

I went to the pharmacist yesterday, his nametag is my deadname. He informed me he's immigrating and in the process he's changed his first name to my deadname to have an English sounding name. That's why he's now able to get a reprint of his nametag to be my deadname. And repeated, with the intense seriousness of someone who is going to die on this hill: "It's mine now. Not yours. I'm taking." His tone indicated that decision is final.

Bro literally deadnamed me once, and has committed to flat out stealing my deadname. It's his now. Legally. Officially. I over heard his co-workers call him by the name.

[definitely-ao3-offical]

[funny-tags-offical]

if I had a nickel for every time my tags appeared here

I'd have 2 nickels

Which isn't a lot but I like that it happened twice

-lesser known blue shade >;D (for those who don't know I'm the one who wrote the "I'm not winking my eye got stolen" and those "H A M M E R³" tags)

i have had my own tags submitted here before, i feel that

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I did the tag id for you :)

thank you!!

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[tags id: #self binding is not for the weak #(i am the weak) /end tags id]

transgenderism is a curse sometimes

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[tag id: #I'm not winking my eye got stolen/end tag id]

ethan nakamura

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[pt: #this is also not horses = girls and dogs = boys. I am a horse who is also a guy /end pt]

lets go gender equality for horses and dogs!

[himbodiaz]

would y’all ever date someone with the same name as you?

[hmslusitania]

I’m sorry for adding directly to a post but I went to a wedding once where the groom’s name was Loren and the bride’s name was Lauren and at the end the officiant was all “introducing Loren [surname] and Lauren [surname], husband and wife” and the entire assembled lost it

[tevankinkley]

also sorry for adding on but at my high school there was a Dominic and a Dominique who were dating and everyone just called them “Dom and Dommer” which is honestly the funniest shit ever

[faerytale-wings]

My parents are both named Terry (spelled differently) but I’m pretty sure that’s one of the reasons my mom never changed her last name.

People would call and ask for Terry and child me would be like “boy or girl?” And they’d panic and hang up. My mom found this endlessly amusing.

[tungledotfuck]

Why would you leave this GOLD in the tags??

[faerytale-wings]

Had to submit it to the tags for peer review

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reminder that you can and should submit tags at any time

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Brought to you by me, the founder in chief of the Tears of Nerakhis fandom.

[tags id: #Yes Reikwald #Nerakhis is the greatest #now shut up /end tags id]

thank you for the offering

[funny-tags-offical]

hi here's a bunch of tags I found :D

da post this is from

[tags id: #you little fucker #no offense intended #H A M M E R³ #officalverse #OWIEEEE #officialverse #the official verse #official verse #OW OW OW OW OW OW OW #the offical verse #the officalverse #the officialverse #fucking owwww #offical verse #OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW #reblog #silly /end tags id]

my hands hurt

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And this why the Indian youth are going insane

rest in peace i still remember when rishi sunak wanted to half british summer holidays and there was an outrage

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[tag id: "you can't put that much effort into killing a child and just say "oops"- thats kinda illegal"/end tag id]

luke castellan ass tag

[tothem0rgue]

A series of increasingly desperate Google searches

[sepsey]

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Saw this and thought it was funny so here you go.

[ao3 tag id: i said there would be no angst. i lied /end tag id]

me fr

[singapore-offical]

I really like how the officalverse appears to be made of equal parts gimmick, rp, randomness and fandom :) Really cool guys keep it up!