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Advocating for Android as a free, open platform for everyone to build apps on.

Among the many reasons I am clawing my life back from Google.

komorebigold

I lied. I finished it.

cholerascum

>be a REDDIT MOD >see a womans post thats criticizing men >tell her "we're not serving these today" >silence womans complaints

hmm yes lets start shit with THE ARTISTS IN OUR SUBREDDITS BANNER

cholerascum

and then I woke up to a 3 day site wide ban because me saying "ofc the people bitching about me not liking when men impose think I'm doing misandry" is apparently harassment (it wasn't, my ban was appealed, but even still. trying to ban me for NOT LIKING MEN IMPOSING is the kind of behavior this sub festers)

biblicallyaccuratemoth

This shit drives me crazy. Putting aside that they pretty much say “not all men,” just with some slightly changed vocabulary, everything here is just showing a fundamental misunderstanding about the point of your original comic.

Queer people need to remember that, just because they’re part of a marginalized community, doesn’t mean they’re removed from biases. They need to be constantly examining their assumptions, prejudices, and privilege. And seeing someone who helps run a queer space so incredibly fail at that is incredibly frustrating.

airprime7

also what the fuck does "we're not serving these today" mean? Are we a fucking drink? Or are you doing a "we don't serve your kind" because that's what it feels like

cholerascum

LITERALLY.

ayviedoesthings

Don't mind the drunk post but fuuuck it feels so ggood and liberating to block so many people at the mildest inconvenience, your take doesn't make sense to me and I don't like your vibe, get zrased from my existence forever, you dont matter as much as you think bye

ayviedoesthings

never hesitate to shoot that dumbass playing devil's advocate in your replies, you're making the world a better place

ayviedoesthings

Who the fuck wrote this

I agree tho good post

shnowyfox

it would be so awesome

it would be so cool

goodlouse

jojo-the-dogg0

Equiping an armor tutorial

i'll prob make more bc i love talking ab armors

holy-leapin-splits-batman

teaboot

hotel transylvania parking job

dragon-in-a-fez

if there is one thing we all know is a core component of being in the military it is being free to make your own decisions about things that could threaten your life

manipulated-pieces

"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we." -George W. Bush

thehmn

I don’t know if the Stobotnik shippers still exist but my brother put Sonic 3 on last night with Danish dub because his five years old son was watching along.

I’ve never watched the movie before so I have no idea what they say in English but during the final when Robotnik is speaking to the world on the big screen he calls Stone a spytslikker which directly translates to spit-licker, which means something like bootlicker except you’re subservient to one specific person instead of the whole system.

Robotnik tells Stone “You weren’t a spit-licker, you were a spit-friend!”

It probably won’t surprise you that spit-friend is a silly term for someone you’re in a situationship with, like “He’s not really his boyfriend, they’re just spit-friends”

So the Danish version of the movie just straight up says they’re lovers but Robotnik isn’t ready to be serious.

Happy Pride?

teaboot

Can I be honest with yall I don't want to hear SHIT against cishets at pride this year

teaboot

"But it's not FOR them!!!" The biggest military power in the world belongs to a christofascist nation overseen by a felon found guilty of 34 federal crimes and has greenlit a gestapo with more direct funding than the entire military of Canada for the purpose of ethnic cleansing. Let Hetero Jessica throw some biodegradable glitter at a municipal parade

teaboot

At this point if anyone is trying to exclude anyone benignly pro-queer from a pro-queer space I'm just going to assume you're a fed or something idk like something something destabilize the movement from within or whatever

assiraphales

genuinely one of the worst things that’s happened to television in the last few years (exacerbated by streaming services) is death of Filler. going from 20 episodes to 8 because “we didn’t really need that episode where the main characters went to the beach right? it had no long lasting effect” but we DID!!! we needed to see how they act without the Big Bad Plot and to establish the dynamics between the characters and lay in the sun (do they forget sunscreen? how do they react to a thieving seagull? do they get buried in the sand or do they do the burying?). the plot isn’t everything. the action doesn’t hit as hard without the quiet moments. give us character development and our little scenes back

andmaybegayer

measure once cut also once, no prablem

andmaybegayer

#i know i already reblogged this but i need to like. cross stitch it or carve it into wood or quilt it or something

concept for a vcarving project

theshitpostcalligrapher

no i get you this was perfectly centered when i wrote it

shaydh

I have done the cross stitch

poolboydivision

in honor of all the times I've made this mistake irl

makeitdewey

702 Miscellany of fine and decorative arts

leebrontide

Younger people, one thing I want you to understand about Millenials is that, overall, our parents taught their daughters to aim for careers and employment, but they didn't teach their sons to keep house. This causes a whole lot of Situations.

sweaterkittensahoy

My brothers are my half-brothers; they spent summers and some holidays with us. I love my brothers.

Their mother picked up after them. They were not required to take plates the kitchen or do the dishes or anything like that.

My mother, who would tell you she is for equality, came home one day, sighed at the mess of dirty dishes scattered about, and said, "Gayle, help me pick up."

"Those aren't my dishes," I said. "I picked up my dishes."

My mother sighed again. "Just help me pick up."

"No," I said again. "I didn't make that fucking mess."

She never approached my brothers and said, "Boys, in this house, you take your dishes to the kitchen." She did not tell our dad, "Hey, tell the boys they need to pick up after themselves."

It was, "Gayle, pick up the dishes."

And when I refused because it was not my fucking mess, I got lectured about being difficult.

See also: My brothers--in a classic dick-move of all siblings--figured out they could pop the lock on the bathroom door and throw it open, and I would freak out because I was in the shower and trying to get five fucking minutes of peace.

Guess who got yelled at for being "unreasonable"? Not the boys. Because a lot of moms of millennial boys still said shit like "boys will be boys" when they should have said "Boys, if you got body-slammed on the concrete, I'm not taking you to the hospital."

gwydionmisha

It was similar for Xers. I spent a lot of time in my 20's teaching romantic partners and friends basic household skills and having to be really hard ass about them carrying their weight.

It is stupid and infuriating and I hate that the "Boy Mom" trend is setting yet another generation up for unfairness and domestic strife.

vaspider

Yep.

rhincodono

One time when I was in high school, my mum came home w/ groceries. She needed help bringing all of them in. Did she ask my brother who was already outside playing basketball? No. Did she ask her husband who was sitting on his ass watching TV in the living room? Nope. She walked past both of them, through the house, and into my room where I was doing homework and yelled at me for not immediately coming out to help her.

I have been told that I am "the last of the millennials" or that I'm a "gen zer" or that I'm "on the cusp" by so many different people that I am 100% convinced this is not a generational problem. It is a societal problem. And millennial parents are not immune to raising their kids this way just bc they're younger than x'ers and boomers. Same goes for gen z'ers and every generation after us so long as misogyny remains the bedrock of society that it is.

rockatanskette

My parents did a lot to teach my brothers to keep house but the one that sticks with me and drives me a little crazy when it runs up against social expectations is that when we were 13+, everyone was on the dinner rotation. We didn’t have to make anything fancy and we didn’t have to do it alone, but once a week, dinner was our responsibility.

When I tell people this, they always, ALWAYS, assume I have sisters. They say shit like “oh I’d love to do that, but I have boys” and when I tell them I only have brothers, “oh you must have eaten a lot of burned dinners then!”

Like, no. To both of those statements. Sure we burned stuff when we were younger but we all learned to cook before 13, that was just the age where it became a scheduled chore. You know who did burn everything? My MOM. My Boomer dad did all the cooking because my mum didn’t want to and he was the one to help when we needed it, though my mum did help with prep/chopping things.

Fast forward to now, middle brother can make the best risotto I’ve ever had and my youngest brother is vegan and makes almost all his own meals because his partner isn’t and he doesn’t expect her to make two meals so he can eat.

The worst part of this social conditioning is how bullshit it is. I know this is not ingrained, I know people are teaching their sons to be assholes, and I look at my middle brother in his immaculate apartment with tasteful decor that he picked out himself and I look at my youngest brother who does all the clothes shopping for him and his partner because she struggles with it and it makes me want to just start biting people.

Men can be better than this, I GREW UP WITH THEM. I SAW IT. The parenting described above is fucking bullshit and it can be unlearned. My mum’s Russian and my dad’s a Boomer and they unlearned it, which means anybody can.