john mulaney and linda from bobs burgers have the same aura
Linda, drunk off her head: my husband is a bitch i like him SO MUCH
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john mulaney and linda from bobs burgers have the same aura
Linda, drunk off her head: my husband is a bitch i like him SO MUCH
been wearing these all summer
*I bust into the roller rink, hootin and hollerin and trying to lasso the other patrons*
what the fuck century was this set in, anyway?
He died and y'all went to the club anyway????
he would want us to
Genuinely one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen
i thought those were kermit the frog’s legs
Stealth Queen
any spanish speaker: cojer
méxico and argentina:
méxico: cuantos años tiene? (how old is he?)
argentina: ni idea, pero es un pendejo (idk, but he is a pendejo)
méxico:
(pendejo in mex = insult. pendejo in arg= young boy)
méxico: wait a sec, i’m gonna eat a concha.
argentina:
(concha in mex = a type of bread. concha in arg = pussy)
spanish woman: hi, my name is concha
argentina:
(concha in spain = seashell and a female name. concha in arg = pussy)
mex: i love cajeta, it’s so sweet!
arg:
(cajeta in mex = dulce de leche [caramel]; cajeta in arg = pussy)
spanish speaker: h-
argentina: thats pussy, babe!!
Don’t get us started on “straw”
Did Roy ever find his boyfriend?
he did
happy for him
YOU FORGOT THE BEST PART THEY ADOPTED A DAUGHTER NAMED TANGO BECAUSE IT TAKES 2 TO TANGO!!!! This is them:
and they even had a book written about them:
guys Tango found a girlfriend :’)
This is gay lesbian solidarity
These guys have the strongest big dick energy I’ve ever seen
Gonna have myself a delicious chocolate croissant.
But I better heat it up first. Much yummier that way.
hey one question what the fuck?
Octopuses can fit through any gap larger than their beak.
What a beautiful octopus.
I’m…
Wow ok… drag em