Lick my Pussy

boss ass bitch

[movingtomarzipan]

john mulaney and linda from bobs burgers have the same aura

[ahobbitincamelot]

Linda, drunk off her head: my husband is a bitch i like him SO MUCH

[psxgfx-deactivated20180706]

been wearing these all summer 

[bunjywunjy]

*I bust into the roller rink, hootin and hollerin and trying to lasso the other patrons*

[memesandlaughs]

[trangley]

[mr-psycho-bunny]

[saturn-itself]

what the fuck century was this set in, anyway?

[twitterlols]

[biodegrade]

[officialjared19]

He died and y'all went to the club anyway????

[lookskindadeadinside]

he would want us to

[ray-winters-sings-deactivated20]

Genuinely one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen

[rslashrats]

i thought those were kermit the frog’s legs

[forgamers]

[fueled-by-nightcore]

[surprisebitch]

Stealth Queen

[gringoslur]

any spanish speaker: cojer

méxico and argentina:

[gringoslur]

méxico: cuantos años tiene? (how old is he?)

argentina: ni idea, pero es un pendejo (idk, but he is a pendejo)

méxico:

(pendejo in mex = insult. pendejo in arg= young boy)

[gringoslur]

méxico: wait a sec, i’m gonna eat a concha.

argentina:

(concha in mex = a type of bread. concha in arg = pussy)

[langsandculture]

spanish woman: hi, my name is concha

argentina: 

(concha in spain = seashell and a female name. concha in arg = pussy)

[teamrv]

mex: i love cajeta, it’s so sweet!

arg: 

(cajeta in mex = dulce de leche [caramel]; cajeta in arg = pussy) 

[gringoslur]

spanish speaker: h-

argentina: thats pussy, babe!!

[cari28ch3-me]

Don’t get us started on “straw”

[ithelpstodream]

[madderhatter]

[goblincrystals]

Did Roy ever find his boyfriend?

[madderhatter]

he did

[troyesivan]

happy for him

[rissi18]

YOU FORGOT THE BEST PART THEY ADOPTED A DAUGHTER NAMED TANGO BECAUSE IT TAKES 2 TO TANGO!!!! This is them:

and they even had a book written about them:

[thebusylilbird]

guys Tango found a girlfriend :’)

[nonbinarysapphic]

This is gay lesbian solidarity

[ghazal67]

[severeni]

[njbryner]

These guys have the strongest big dick energy I’ve ever seen

[theheroheart]

Gonna have myself a delicious chocolate croissant.

But I better heat it up first. Much yummier that way.

[gayscreechingnoises]

hey one question what the fuck?

[foxpost-generator]

Octopuses can fit through any gap larger than their beak.

[therebloggening]

What a beautiful octopus.

[officialjiggly]

I’m…

[venusruledgirl]

Wow ok… drag em

[nikadd]

[neverthere12345]