taya

i think coolsville sucks

[deathgasmic]

am i allowed to text friends i have not spoken to in awhile or will they gather and beat me with sticks send post

[dorothylarouge]

[amazoogle]

getting my brake lines fixed every time my wife cuts them is expensive but i dont mind atall. i love her

[rslashrats]

making up characters is so fun because you can be like “this is johnson he came from my mind” and all your friends will go “yippe!!! horray!!! we love johnson!!!”

[rslashrats]

very unfortunate but hilarious side effect of calling the example oc johnson in this post is now people are saying this in the tags

[sluttynurse]

[maykitz]

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[oneheadtoanother]

[thediscossessed]

And I hope all my big girls lose all fear of taking up space. Fat women are discouraged for their existence on every level of society but we are beautiful and make the world worth living in.

[muppetshow2026]

to be honest im really sick of the fact that fat people are supposed to suck it up when other peoples worst fear is looking like them

[mynorthernattitude]

I'm shy at first and then im like donkey from shrek

[cheaphalloweencostume]

*dirty talking* you’ve been a very bad boy and im just going to straight up kill you now

[lockssteps]

im a fake fan of everything i like because i cant remember anything

[lokaror]

i eat your grandads clothes

[ryebreadgf]

I love feeling all sore from exercising. #pervert

[bish0ps]

day two sober im moving objects with my mind

[64mpg]

u can just do whatever at any age all of the time nobody cares except teenagers

[64mpg]

teenager will be like ur 40 with a hobby ? 💀 that’s sad <- nobody else thinks this way though they are just going through some stuff