Nick Fury

Nick Fury is the name. Don't fuck with me, don't fuck with my friends, stay away from me, and we should be good.

[furiousfistsoffury-blog]

buckyatshield asked you:

✉

[text] whot he fuck are you and hwy the hell are you in  my contacts you fucking creepyass stalker

[scienceinitsfinest-deactivated2]

[idontevengohere01-deactivated20]

Send ✉ for an drunk text

Send ✘ for an unsent text

Send ☠ for a threatening message

Send ❤ for a lusty/loving/affectionate message

[the-yummiest-garnish-blog]

furiousfistsoffury asked you:

 [text] I heard it was your birthday.

text: You heard right! Are you coming to the party?

[furiousfistsoffury-blog]

[text] Probably not. But have a good one, okay?

[furiousfistsoffury-blog]

Oh no

[buckyatshield]

Tonight, the common space in the Boy’s dorm.

[furiousfistsoffury-blog]

Hmph. Maybe.

[furiousfistsoffury-blog]

Oh no

[buckyatshield]

Come on Nick just pop by, bring your friends, and leave if you think it’s boring.

[furiousfistsoffury-blog]

When and where?

[furiousfistsoffury-blog]

Oh no

[buckyatshield]

I don’t know how to describe it. We’ve got music and alcohol and gifts for Olive. It’s a birthday party.

[furiousfistsoffury-blog]

Wow. Sounds like so much fun.

[furiousfistsoffury-blog]

Oh no

[buckyatshield]

Yeah, Justin and his bear of a follower really wouldn’t fit with this party.

[furiousfistsoffury-blog]

What kind of party is it?

[furiousfistsoffury-blog]

Oh no

[buckyatshield]

I asked her if there was anyone she didn’t want to come and I guess I kinda made myself bouncer. It’s not that hard since there are only two names. Hammer and Vanko, but not Fury.

[furiousfistsoffury-blog]

I can understand why you might not want Hammer and Vanko at a party.

[furiousfistsoffury-blog]

Oh no

[buckyatshield]

Not enough for you to make the list of people I’m supposed to throw out if they show up.

[furiousfistsoffury-blog]

She made a list? And made you the bouncer? Wow, I am vaguely impressed.

[furiousfistsoffury-blog]

Oh no

[buckyatshield]

Tell her yourself and come by tonight.

[furiousfistsoffury-blog]

She doesn't like me.

[furiousfistsoffury-blog]

Oh no

[buckyatshield]

You know a Olive Timm? She’s turning 21 so we’re throwing her a birthday party. Everyone’s invited, or at least almost everyone. You should stop by.

[furiousfistsoffury-blog]

Of course I know Olive, much to my chagrin. Wow, she's turning 21? That's impressive. Tell her I said happy birthday if I don't see her.

[furiousfistsoffury-blog]

Oh no

[buckyatshield]

You coming to the party Nick? It’ll be a blast.

[furiousfistsoffury-blog]

Oh, party? Is that what it is. What's the special occasion?

[cyber-paige]

Things I shouldn't have done...

Number one, gotten outta bed this mornin.

Number two, spent all o’ last night changing the security feeds on campus. By the way, to those of ya who threw that party last night, you’re welcome.

Number three, eaten that bowl of top ramen for breakfast. Does anyone know where I can get real food?

[furiousfistsoffury-blog]

Number one, that's always a bad idea.

Number two, that's usually a good idea, unless it get's someone you don't like in trouble, in which case let it be.

Three, check the cafeteria. If you don't see anything, there's a fast food place down the street off campus.

[furiousfistsoffury-blog]

not-how-but-when replied to your post: Oh no

They won’t hurt you if you growl at them. Or break their phones. They’ll just get upset and never speak to you again.

I never thought I'd say it, but bless your advice.

[furiousfistsoffury-blog]

Oh no

There's something going on. I'm scared.

[the-secret-hero-blog]

Nick, hey! Well…I don´t know how it happened but it seems I have completely lost myself in my studies. How are you doing? It´s nice to see your face again.

[furiousfistsoffury-blog]

Oh, that is so like you. I'm doing fine. It's great to see you again.

[wilsons-universe-deactivated201]

Shush.

You’re just jealous of my talents and my quite frankly beautiful singing voice. I can make grown men cry. 

[furiousfistsoffury-blog]

If I were jealous, don't you think I would give a few more shits?