Malpractice makes perfect

Hit me up in the DMs. Ask me anything.

[messvoid]

The Devil has minioned too close to the sun

[tshortik]

There’s no rules to how death may come find me

I ain’t scared I just feel like that time is

Running out so I can’t stop

For no one

[backtoearlier]

First post kinda nervous

[rellagade]

this one scene from the trailer will forever live rent free in my mind he looks so good ‼️‼️

also this is such an amazing piece please give the artist so much love

[drowningparty]

I love beckett he's such a pathetic creature. always has sunglasses on at night b/c of his big glowing gangrel eyes. can't put his claws away. turns into a bat when startled. will fuck anyone for a good book. always doing a bit. no one wants to participate in his bits but that doesn't stop him. 300 years too old for this shit. one of dracula's brides. doesn't know how to hit "send" on a text. the only reason his archnemesis hasn't turned him into a table yet is they like edging eachother too much. pretends to be a puppy to get through airport security. doesn't like or want his devoted ghoul. got adopted into the malkavian clan. has tape recorded multiple attempts on his life. all of his friends kind of hate him (except anatole, who likes him so much he goes on to haunt him after he dies). his childe's a vampire hunter who has made it her life's mission to kill him. one of his most ingenius plans involved turning into mist to set off a fire alarm. the rest of his plans involve running headfirst into danger screaming. well known atheist, spent the last year of his life on a roadtrip with caine from the bible. he's never changed his clothes.

[moon-and-pepper]

[miasmat]

Trying to remember how to draw with our favourite stinky dog man Closeups under the cut

[nongunktional]

when i first heard about the male loneliness epidemic i was like oh yeah close camaraderie and bonding between men is often discouraged in favor of competition or, if not discouraged, at least filtered through a lens of individualism that precludes deep connections. and then i learned what people meant by it (men arent getting laid) to which i say skill issue

[oladyagnil]

no it’s not

[t-800]

whatever i’ll finger it all out eventually

[sugarrushsato]

I WANT THAT CARDINAL OBLITERATED!!!!!

(the finished sandwich)

[villtothehill]

MY EYES HAVE BEEN BLESSED 💜💜💜

[sugarrushsato]

I LIVE TO SERVE 🙌🙌🙌

[sugarrushsato]

Okay okay okay okay okay

Assente sandwich

[sugarrushsato]

Can you tell I don't normally do comics

[sugarrushsato]

TILL 👏 THE 👏 BREAK 👏 OF 👏 DAWN 👏💦💦💦

(Censored n link to booty out under the cut :3 :3 :3)

TILL 👏 THE 👏 BREAK 👏 OF 👏 DAWN 👏💦💦💦

[sugarrushsato]

Good time girl

[aperfectworkofart]

Greta Garbo & John Barrymore in “Grand Hotel” (1932), dir. Edmund Goulding

“Who are you?”

“Someone who could love you, that’s all. Someone who’s forgotten everything else but you.”

“You could love me?”

“I’ve never seen anything in my life as beautiful as you are.”

(Photo source: http://www.ebay.com/)

[smkwriter]

Their chemistry is everything.

[smoqueen-deactivated20251108]

i’m trying to spread her like a sheet .. hope i excel

[mortifying-macaroni]

GrAndrei meme dump