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Scrolled down the MF DOOM tag trying to find the mac and cheese image and I couldn't so anyway here it is literally one of my favourite images of all time
very important that you include MF DOOM's Villainous Mac and Cheese Recipe alongside this image
i must not get takeout. takeout is the wallet-killer. takeout is the little-death that brings total obliteration. i will face the kitchen, fridge, and pantry. i will make choices about what to cook and then execute them. when hunger is gone there will be nothing. only i will remain.
me: “sorry ): can’t come!! got so much to do at home”
me as soon as im home:
While brooms are the most popular mode of transport, witches have been known to use whatever they can get their hands on to travel.
YOU STUPID FUCKING DICKHEAD!!!!! YOU SHOULD HAVE GONE THROUGH THE x10 GATE NOT THE x2!!!! YOU WON'T HAVE ENOUGH MEN!!! IT'S ALL FUCKED!!!!!!!!
do u ever remember that facial expression elizabeth swann pulls when she’s holding out the medallion at the edge of the pearl and ur just like ma’am……
ma’am…..
My edo period samurai roommate keeps telling me how i’ll bring shame and dishonor to our apartment if I keep forgetting to wash the dishes. Like whatever dude, I’m not the one carrying on a passionate yet illicit affair with the daimyo’s daughter whose hand has already been promised to another.
もう大名に「真に申し訳ございませんでした」と言いましたよ！と、お前は、我の浮気を公衆に明かさないと言いました！！
Bullshit dude last night I saw you texting O-Sumire haikus comparing her to the flower which gives her her name
im collecting them
"questions will be answered and you will be left highly unsatisfied because what you really wanted was love" is a quote that has lived in my mind for years now. it is the mantra i repeat to myself every time i become consumed by unfinished business, ever since i had a death in the family of someone i had huge unresolved beef with. i think of it as the focal point of all of my art. and of most art in general. and as far as i can find, the origin of it is from a random person's film blog review of prometheus 2012 ????
apparently i already posted about this in 2021. that's how long this has been plaguing me
It's still so funny to me that hobbit society has technology like pony-traps and handkerchiefs and post offices but the realms of Men and Elves, at least, are very much still in their version of the High Middle Ages. I would kill for a scene where Aragorn starts doing the whole Galavant thing - we shall meet when the night air grows as chill as the depths of Moria and the setting sun colours the sky that particular shade of blue as to recall to us the sinking of Numenor into the very Sea Itself - and Pippin just goes 'have none of you guys ever learned to use a freaking clock'.
Frodo offers to buy Gandalf a watch so he can actually be on time for once and nearly gets bodied into Bywater Pool.
Sam is nearly reduced to tears upon trying to learn Gondorian recipes because all the cooks in Minas Tirith are using that old medieval technique of recite five Paternosters and the fish will be perfectly fried. Please. They're called egg-timers. Every hobbit has one. He'll buy them one himself if they'll just let him cook like a normal person.
WAIT FUCK HANG ON
‘In the house of Elrond, and it is ten o’clock in the morning,’ said a voice. ‘It is the morning of October the twenty-fourth, if you want to know.’ I seriously doubt Elrond has a big old cuckoo clock hanging around Rivendell and messing up the aesthetics so wizards evidently do keep timepieces about their person. Does Gandalf have a Rolex?
Gandalf knows exactly what time it is and is late on purpose.
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I would die for Tessa. I would find her 200 toothbrushes.
So it looks like Tessa has been using these veggietales toothbrushes for ages, but has misplaced the stash.
I saw this on Twitter and was pissed this product didn’t actually exist. So I went on a full internet deep dive, tracked down a similar image, and found a supplier to turn it into a real product.
Turn your bathroom into a full-blown dungeon crawl with this iconic Water Temple shower curtain inspired by 💧 Featuring a submerged scene wi
forgot my night time garlic bread in the oven for the length of 2 mythbusters wpisodes and when i opened the oven door it was so thoroughly cremated that i was blinded not by smoke and ash but what surely must have been its Soul as well
omg you people can do anything
Dredge is about the overwhelming force of grief and the lengths it drives us to. Dredge is about love persisting beyond all reason. Dredge is about how a refusal to accept an unchangeable past will destroy you. Dredge is about wouldn’t it be scary if there was a fish that looked so so so weird
She's hilarious, I love her
