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I'd rather be in outer space 🛸

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cherry valley forever
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we're not kids anymore.

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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her

oozey mess

if i look back, i am lost

#extradirty
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early magic card: Dawn Hawk late-stage magic card: Hubert Farnsworth, Brilliant Inventor (tm)
early yugioh card: Cabbage Warrior late-stage yugioh card: Twilight Memnosinner Exhuvia
early pokemon card: Diglet late-stage pokemon card: Diglet ZZZ+
Do you know this SFX? #1508
I know where it's from
It sounds familiar
I've never heard this
Do you know this SFX? #1509
I know where it's from
It sounds familiar
I've never heard this
I want all animals to become sapient enough to produce art specifically because I want to see what sort of sex homunculus caricature each species would create if given the ability to draw
Like we've already got the anime waifu with the needle-waist and watermelon-bazonkas and borzoi-legs and bug-eyes. Now show me a fucked-up stupid beetle as drawn by a horny beetle. I want to see what a cartoonishly sexy lion looks like according to lions. I want to see the most ridiculous drawing of a peahen that would have the peacocks squaring up by the fountain.
We give this power to ostriches and they just start drawing people
some pages from my 2024 zine 'neurodivergent pop-ups'
Markiplier 67 incident
This is the funniest thing ive seen this week.
the mythbusters once tested "herding cats" and at one point they brought in a proper trained herding dog and the poor dogs face when the first cat responds to his herding with swipes and aggression is to look at her human and go 😰 the sheep is broken?? what do i do boss??
Warrior from enemy tribe: "Do not worry, we are safe. No human could throw a spear with enough force to seriously injure us at this distance."
Jeff Atlatl, about to unveil his new invention:
distraptor velociraptor = ———————-
timeraptor
You don't like New Yawk? 🗽? Bada Bing?
no 🛩️
anotha one🛩️
Daughter: You realize this puts you in the top 1% of the top 1%, right? The elite of the elite! That's extremely good.
Father: *glaring at his brand new "#272993 Dad" mug* I still don't like it.
Father's Co-Worker: *drinking out of a "#5122653 Dad" mug* How was Father's Day?
Father: *feeling smug* Pretty great, actually.
tech companies appear to be labouring under the delusion that users who click on the wrong program by accident because the button's placement has changed will naturally find themselves using and enjoying whatever feature they moved into the previous location of that program's button
i suspect the number of people in the world who go "ah, what the hell. i've accidentally opened the window for this new feature. i suppose i might as well stop what i'm doing to try this out rather than just figure out where they've hidden the old button and go do the thing i was already doing" is roughly n=2 and that those 2 people are the CEOs of microsoft and google respectively
all ads are malicious
person who genuinely hates themselves so much they can barely look anyone in the eye: i must remain humble lest my hideous ego spiral out of control