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Did your high school have some kind of “water war” and did you participate?

For context, WikiHow explains it best: “Senior Assassin, or Senior Water Wars, has become a common tradition for many high school seniors across America. Each participant is assigned a “target” they must eliminate by squirting them with a water gun. The last student remaining wins the game and typically receives a cash prize.”

Yes, yes

Yes, no

No, yes (somehow?)

No, no

In high school now, yes, planning on participating

In high school now, yes, not planning on participating

In high school now, no, planning on participating (?)

In high school now, no, not participating

What are you, the cops?

Idk what you’re talking about dude

Did your high school have some kind of “water war” and did you participate?

Yes and yes

Yes and no

No and yes (somehow?)

No and no

In high school now and yes and planning on participating

In high school now and yes and not planning on participating

In high school now and no and planning on participating (?)

In high school now and no and not participating

What are you, the cops?

Idk what you’re talking about dude

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For context, WikiHow explains it best: “Senior Assassin, or Senior Water Wars, has become a common tradition for many high school seniors across America. Each participant is assigned a “target” they must eliminate by squirting them with a water gun. The last student remaining wins the game and typically receives a cash prize.”

#our leavers pranks included:#filling the main locker area with balloons #leaving bundles of zip ties everywhere so younger kids would wreak havoc with them #cross-dressing day #clingfilming someone's car #and one guy brought a goat onto the footy pitch #but no water fight

dailycatsblog

#the one thing cats hate more than you not unsticking their claws is when you unstick their claws

fishandshesmygills

laundry evolved to come out of the dryer warm the same way babies evolved to be cute so we wouldn't abandon them

pipermintz-deactivated20260402

I feel like if humans swallowed rocks like birds do to help grind up food we'd have so much fun with it.

Can just imagine all the girlies on tiktok going "I know this is a bit controversial but I honestly love using limestone as a gastrolith. Not only can you readily forage it but they are just so pretty when smoothed out after regurgitating them"

and then all the comments would be like " girl 😭 😭 calcite dissolves in stomach acid!! Just use quartz if you want a pretty gastrolith like 💀"

eternalfarnham

I like this site. Y’all just shotgunning counterfactual timelines

fishwithoneeye

Deciding to start watching Madoka Magica because I saw Homura in a dream then realising that’s exactly how the actual anime begins has been a mildly concerning way to start my morning

silurisanguine

Linktree will be feeding your images with DALL-E, Open AI from 5th July 2026.

Warning to anyone using Linktree.

From the 5th July, they'll be feeding all imagery you use on your landing page into DALL-E by OpenAI.

I deleted my account just now, because there was no way to turn this off or opt out.

silurisanguine

Update with some alternatives-

Carrd.co. Free alt with paid features.

Bento.app Currently free, integrated with bluesky

Everlink.tools Closest to Linktree, has some paid features.

Omg.lol Currently $20 a year. If paying for Linktree features this is a great upgrade.

pawberri

If youre a closeted person somewhere out there thinking "I want to transition but it would be less progressive/unique/countercultural for me to be that gender instead of this one" please know that you are a real person not a character in a narrative and cant live your life based on what is good media representation. You are real you can only be yourself and theres no moral weight to any identity over another

pawberri

Liberal transphobes enjoy positioning trans identities as regressive compared to cis queerness or like non-transitioning transness or anything else they can leverage to make transphobia look progressive and I think its easy to absorb that message subconciously. But in real life we just are what we are and no ranking of validity can change the fact that you have an identity that is NOT chosen and is just your unchangeable truth. Not only should you not have to live a life dictated by what is most countercultural to identify as or whatever but also: being trans is extremely countercultural and feminist and leftist to begin with and theyre only trying to convince you otherwise bc theyre bigots

pawberri

"Why cant you be a feminine man society hates feminine men 🥺" and "all the butch lesbians are becoming men we need u 🥺" = stay in the closet for the noble purpose of being an abstract representation point in my new york times opinion column. You wont actually be a gnc cis person youll be a closeted trans person who uses the wrong words but I need you to do that because i hate you

parkchanwoohoo

I'm trying to get back into the habit of writing for the first time in like 4 years and I have never felt more like this guy

the-forest-library

Love it when a post finds its intended audience

netscapenavigator-official

You should be starting a recipe book. I don't give a shit if you're only 20-years-old. The modern web is rotting away bit by bit before our very eyes. You have no idea when that indie mom blog is going down or when Pinterest will remove that recipe. Copy it down in a notebook, physically or digitally. Save it somewhere only you can remove it. Trust me, looking for a recipe only to find out it's been wiped off the internet is so fucking sad. I've learned my lesson one too many times.

fairycosmos

you literally have to unironically listen to some shit like party rock anthem so you don’t kill yourself

redstonedust

forgotten middle child syndrome the number 68 stuck between her funny number siblings 67 and 69. is this anything.

donttouchtheneednoggle

Stargate text posts again :)

(part 1) (part 2) (part 3) (part 4) (part 5) (part 6) (part 7)

cyborbs-deactivated20231020

best thing tumblr ever did for me is the term "rotating it in my mind". it's really true that sometimes you think about something real hard but you can't tell what the thoughts are exactly. it's revolutionary stuff, i might even say