Teddy. Certified cat botherer.

3D animator & mograph artist by day (actually I got laid off in April) - watercolour artist by night. Nerd. Queer. 44. Enby. He/They. My portfolio is at Macawesome.net Other me things at https://llama.carrd.co Also, cats. Many cats.

[bobthewonderllama]

Staring at my alarm wondering why there was a button that says SNEEZE woke me up better than the noise

[dreamyfreakout]

being trans & fat is cool & rad actually 🏳️‍⚧️

[arrowquillpokemon]

game: has any kind of elemental based fighting system

me: apply pokemon logic

[gluttonousgoddess]

To be fair Pokemon element logic is rooted in normal logic.

[arrowquillpokemon]

yeah, everyone knows a wrestlers biggest weakness is the local pigeons

[karnalesbian]

go outside and try to suplex a bird

[dolleyeresponse]

tell me how bug resists fighting

[karnalesbian]

go outside and try to suplex a bug

[pocketss]

It was important to me that she puts emphasis on the TOK

[bobthewonderllama]

Set up a ko-fi shop for my lino prints to hopefully pay some bills! Did a Jimothy cryptid poster on some linen paper from the 60s that I found in my mom's basement, a branch of the arabica coffee plant, and a nice octopus tentacle because I obviously have a type. All 5"x7" printed in black (for now, but taking suggestions!)

https://ko-fi.com/teddylaich

[deadpowol]

[naamahdarling]

I love the implication that, as Larry is an "unpaid trainee", the dog is paid.

[bobthewonderllama]

HE'S DOING HIS BEST, OK?!

[blackshvck]

the idea that every summer will be as hot if not hotter than this for the rest of my life is unbearable i need to (remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health) murder an oil executive

[creekfiend]

Ok I put this on FB but it can't hurt to put here too. We need help with Fantine!

Dog location: Northeast Georgia, just outside metro Atlanta and near the NC/TN/SC borders. TL;DR: Really sweet stray dog has ringworm; current foster is immune compromised; need someone to help by housing her for the duration of her treatment. Only need a short-term foster (approximately a month is the estimate for ringworm treatment? up to six weeks, I guess) and we can help find a permanent placement for her when her treatment is complete.

Details: Fantine is a stray dog we have been fostering for about the last month, she has a wonderful temperament (very sweet and trusting with people, quite resilient, friendly to all the dogs she has met) and is about a year and a half old. She has had all her vaccines and flea/tick/heartworm treatment and was spayed almost three weeks ago. and is healing up from it really well.

She's also ringworm positive, and I have some serious immune-related health conditions. The vet who diagnosed her was worried about her staying in the house with me even though she has been in quarantined in the laundry room and we are being very cautious about biosecurity.

Our local shelter is full and doesn't have the resources to help us right now. We really, *really* need help finding a place for her to finish her treatment. She has been started on oral and topical meds and is receiving anti-fungal baths. She's a really, really good and easy dog (or we wouldn't have fostered her at all) but it's not longer feasible to keep her here, and I don't know what to do. Feel free to reach out and ask me any additional questions if you have them. Willing to drive her somewhere if it will get her to a good foster. Thanks for reading.

[weaver-z]

This is the most powerful call to ratio I've ever seen. It's like she's performing an incantation.

[duncebento]

“NO!….RATIO!!!”

[adamsmasher]

Honestly obsessed with her

[geocaprican]

[the-astro-ambassadors]

[ballofstress9]

Absolutely based

[transgirlsgetswords-deactivated]

always reblog bonnie

[blaxolt]

I'm not even sure if they do still make tumblr

[bobthewonderllama]

Is there an espresso side of Tumblr? I don't even know. This is called a portafilter sneeze. It happens when the universe thinks maybe you had it too easy lately, despite the horrors. And you go to make yourself a little treat, but instead the spirit of dead Italians with a chip on their shoulder throw a brass hammer full of boiling hot sludge out of your hand and through the air, dispersing coffee grounds around the kitchen like a 70s sprinkler, scalding everything it touches. And maybe you should have thought about that before making yourself a little treat.

[pkaykim]

[dreamyfreakout]

angel puppy girl 🐶🐾💖

[mtf-the-gathering]

"gender is a social construct": fairly easy for leftists to understand

"race is a social construct": a bit harder to swallow for some but still reasonable

"mental illness is a social construct": this one gets you hate mail in your inbox

[thebookewyrme]

Gotta add previous tags on here, because this is gonna live rent free in my head from now on. The stars are real, constellations are not. Damn. Tags by @smoreofbabylon (if you don’t want me to put you on blast like this I’ll delete lol!)

[kjscottwrites]

[consolecadet]

These remind me of this drawing by Franz Kafka from the 1900s. We've been feeling this way for a long time.

[smol-civet]

prev, i'm sure you mean my guy Leonid Pasternak

[hamletthedane]

9th century illustration of a miserable saint (probably Matthew) trying to write

Pottery art from 450 BCE Rhodes, Greece, showing a very stressed out woman (probably Sappho) trying to write

Fragments from ancient New Kingdom Egyptian tomb circa 1350-1333 BCE showing several scribes in the depths of writing hell

[savedtiktoksofcats]

[ash-rigby]

mutuals even if I don't talk to you much/at all, when I see you on my dash I'm doing this

[h0lyshift]

The older i get the more i understand why some people become obsessed with privacy, not because they’re hiding something, but because being constantly perceived starts to feel spiritually exhausting.

[melyzard]

Did you know that soda machines at restaurants and movie theaters spy on you? That most common new cars now record your sexual preferences and send it to the manufacturer (and also data about anyone who also gets in your car, walks by your car, and maybe happens to be within visual range of your car)? That grocery stores are trying to force customers to download an app to scan barcodes on shelves instead of putting up prices, so the app can scan the phone, decide how much that customer should be squeezed for, and adjust the price? That more and more innocent people are being sent to jail for crimes committed hundreds of miles away because an AI facial recognition algorithm spit their faces out and the cops didn't bother to do the most basic of checks?

I am not uptight about privacy because I'm hiding something. I'm uptight about it because the people who dismiss my right to privacy are dangerous to you and me and our families, personally, all the time.

And often, they are assholes, too.