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-laughs- That was a good one.
 That’s not very nice!  What makes them so stupid, Gooby Goob?
Because people don't understand what the word no means, and sometimes they just plain out suck.
-laughs- That was a good one.
 Aw, but I like people, Gooby!  Not as much as I like you, though.
The key word was stupid Doris. I dislike stupid people..
-laughs- That was a good one.
 Oh, it’s alright, Gooby.  I just—I just thought it’d be something nice to do together.  As friends.
But!  We’ll just find something else to do!  All I want is to spend time with my very very bestest friend, Gooby.
-scratches his head- Yeah that sounds cool. We should find something else to do. Why waste our time with stupid people? -rolls his eyes- I should come up with a cutesy nickname for you Little Miss Sunshine!
-laughs- That was a good one.
 You don’t wanna tutor with me, Gooby?  It’s okay…I mean, I know how you are around people…
I guess I’ll just have to find someone else…
-scratches his head- I just suck at all things other then potions. I could help you tutor people for potions. But then again I'm not that patient when it comes to dumb asses.
-laughs- That was a good one.
 Then, I’m just gonna use Gooby!
Nu-uh! Â You like me calling you Gooby, admit it!
-thinks about it- Yeah..umm sure you can call me Gooby. But only your allowed. So about that thing with the people..I don't think I can do that Doris..
-laughs- That was a good one.
Well…it’s just that we never see each other as much like we used to..
Yeah I know..were just different really. Like we never really have any conversations that are somewhat interesting. I mean I know nonthing about inventing things. -shrugs- That's all you ever seem to talk about. But your still really awesome for being there for me when I need you.Â
-laughs- That was a good one.
 That’s not fair, Gooby!
But if you won’t let me use Gooby, I guess Mikey Wikey is okay. -pouts, but very quickly smiles again and pushes him lightly-  ’Course you are, silly!
Yeah..course I am. -rolls his eyes- Your silly Doris.I suppose Mikey Wikey is fine..I wish you would call me something normal though.
-laughs- That was a good one.
 You’re not a loser…you’re my best friend in the entire world.
I'm sorry! I shouldn't have said that. Thanks Corny! Your my best friend too..obviously .
-laughs- That was a good one.
 I don’t know…was it? It’s fine, Michael, really. I suppose it’s nice to hear that you’re doing well.
Yeah. Why do you talk to me Cornelius..I'm a loser.
-laughs- That was a good one.
 Aw, but I think it’s really cute…
Can’t I call my cute friend cute names, Mikey Wikey?
Unless you want to be Dori on the Floory! I suggest not using my last name..Mikey Wikey is better..you can keep that one -makes a face- I'm cute?Â
-laughs- That was a good one.
 A good one? I was just asking how you were doing, Michael.
That wasn't a joke? Well now I feel dumb. I'm fine I guess..
-laughs- That was a good one.
 You really think so, Gooby?
-laughs- Yeah..it was funny. Gooby? Come on Doris..I don't like my last name.
-laughs- That was a good one.
-Looking her reflection in a window near tears-
 -she gave a slight smile at his way of trying to be comforting- I just don’t understand this whole thing. -turns to look at him- What— do you think I should do?
Your asking me? I'm not the best with advice. I mean if you like feel like being nice then go for it! But if you don't..then you know don't. I am horrible at comforting shit and stuff..I mean like do what you want. Maybe talk to her? Or whatever?
-Looking her reflection in a window near tears-
 Ferret girl! I— I don’t know… She actually felt sorry for me. That’s never happened before.
What? Ferret girl? If it's anyone people should be sorry for it's her and they shouldn't do that either.
-Looking her reflection in a window near tears-
 That’s what I thought….. But— she said she likes me..-tear rolls down her cheek- Mike what the hell is happening to me?
Who? What do you mean Tab?Â