Be You.

House Slytherin. Home Velaris. Kingdom Terrasen. Just waiting for my mate to come along.

[petergrantkavinsky]

OMG!!! 💜

[frostkhold]

[a-series-of-lightbulbs]

To Imogen, with her gold flecked eyes.

To Briar and Edda, hidding in the shadows.

To Faline and Fallon, the ruthless demon twins.

To Linnea, who would gut you unless you used ‘Lin’.

To Ghislaine with her razor-sharp intelligence.

To Kaya and Thea, together, as they always had been.

To Vesta with her bright red hair and flirty nature.

To Sorrel, as loyal a friend as she was a third.

To Asterin, who loved when the world told her not to.

And to Manon, who died a little when they did.

To the Thirteen:

We love you. We grieve you.

From now until the Darkness claims us.

[iamthebonecarver]

[tessascourtofbooksandlittlemix]

Asterin.

Sorrel.

Vesta.

Faline.

Fallon.

Edda.

Briar.

Thea.

Kaya.

Linnea.

Ghislaine.

Imogen.

[future-fae-queen-blog]

[pecry]

sometimes i wonder how a writer would describe me if i were a character in a book

[flowyskirt-deactivated20181203]

can we make this an ask meme?

[pecry]

reblog this if you want a book description of you sent to your inbox

[babyanimalgifs]

He’s a “If I fits, I sits” hall of famer

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

“I WILL FITS”

[cassianandfenrysaremyboyos]

“I’d rather fight on land” Fenrys grumbled.

“Because no one likes the smell of wet dog” Aelin asked over her shoulder.

[future-fae-queen-blog]

Me when I catch a whiff of Kingdom of Ash spoilers

[izzyhill]

[camiekahle-deactivated20190815]

THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN

[macncheese-blog]

I’VE BEEN TRYING TO FIND THIS FOR SEVEN YEARS

DO YOU UNDERSTAND HOW HARD IT IS TO ?????

[pinkifingers]

That last fatal scream tho

[flawlessputaa-deactivated201610]

THE TERROR IN HIS SCREAM OH GOSH

[piss-pirate]

[chillyfeetsteak]

i’m crying

[smore-692-deactivated20170712]

WAAA-

[veritashopian]

I will always reblog this on the off chance some other poor soul has been searching for it

[molten-by-determination-deactiv]

IT’S BACK

[llibratin-deactivated20170617]

HOYL SHIT ITS B A CK

[not-a-recommended-url]

IT’S BACK?? ON MY DASH?

[keymageheartfilia]

re-blogging again xD

[megahra]

Disney Gentlemen + Different ways to say “I love you”

[nap-hime]

Don’t forget the award winning “I love you”

[sofamaker]

Let Shang live

[future-fae-queen-blog]

GUYS PAGE 259 OF 'The Assassin's Blade' I THINK @sjmaas PLANNED THIS!!! "A legend of a prince seeking to rescue his bride, and the cunning bird he captured to help him to do it" ROWAN IS AELINS PRINCE AND SHE IS HIS BRIDE!! Also I know he wouldnt need to catch a cunning bird to help BC HIS OTHER FORM IS A CUNNING BIRD?!?!

[future-fae-queen-blog]

Okay ToG fam I finally pre-ordered my copy of KoA and I cant wait for it to come in. I plan to read the previous books again before receiving this one and if you are doubting my abilities, dont, it'll get done😁

[moonbeamsmate-deactivated202008]

Girl talk

Nesta: So Cassian was your first

Mor: but I wasn’t his

Feyre: No shit

Nesta: who was it

Feyre: who was Rhys’

Mor: Not telling,I told wingspan secret to Feyre and she announced it to Rhys

Nesta: seriously Feyre!!!

Feyre: hey he is quite persuasive

Mor: I bet he persuades you to scream his name and wake up the whole house

Nesta: ughh tell me about it,I had to put a shield around my room yesterday

Feyre: *blushing* I would make that shield permanent

Elaine: *giggles*

Mor: something you want to share

Feyre: *giving Elaine side eyes* Let’s just say Rhys is not the only one in this house with a crown fetish

Elain: Feyreeee…

Nesta: cut it out,flower crowns count

Amren: The weight of the word is wasted if you use flowers for it

Mor: Is that why you put your weight on poor Varian when you are at it

Amren: He knows how to treat someone who saved the world

Nesta: *snorts* I just need something to mortify Cassian with…I will trade Feyre’s embarrassing stories for it

Feyre: hey

Nesta: everything is fair in love and war

Vassa: speaking of war,a warrior showed me real good time when we were at war *winks*

Feyre: Ask that warrior to kill a roach and then we will talk

Mor: Why don’t you ask YOUR mate the death incarnate to do that

Nesta: *falls of her chair laughing*

Mor: and while we are at it,ask Cassian about how Rhys’ mother caught him singing to an illyrian female when he was sixteen

Elaine: Azriel never did any of these,he is exactly what an young man ought to be

Mor: yeah except for crying during plays

Feyre: and suggesting secrete handshakes

Nesta: Cassian told me he once slept holding Rhys’ jacket because he missed him

Feyre: *laughs hysterically*

Nesta: and Rhysand used to sleep with a bunch of stuffed toys even during the blood rite in the woods…

Feyre: ……

*in the distance*

Rhys: Can I kill him

Azriel: not here.. in public

Cassian: guys I can explain

[rhysand-highlord]

I’d like to hear that explanation brother @the-smoldering-illyrian-beauty

[the-smoldering-illyrian-beauty]

Umm. BYE SEE YA LOVE YA *Blasts off into the sky*

[requiem-4-a-drink-deactivated20]

hope your pets stay healthy in 2017

[rotg-fan-page]

I almost didn’t blog this and felt guilty

[ckascade-deactivated20170413]

Not risking it

[unorthodox-views]

hope ya pets even healthier in 2018

[aspenrexie]

Hope you’re pets are happy and healthy in 2019

[saywhatnow07]

FUCKING NASA

I’m fucking pissing myself. You know how all of Jupiter’s moons are named after his lovers and affairs? Yeah. NASA is sending a craft to check up on Jupiter. You know what the craft is called?

JUNO.

Who’s Juno?

JUPITER’S WIFE.

NASA IS SENDING JUPITER’S WIFE TO CHECK ON JUPITER AND HIS AFFAIRS AND LOVERS.

FUCKING NASA

[shitpost-senpai]

Protip: Since it’s inception NASA has been comprised of 75% magnificent bastards and 25% tricky dicks

This is a song ground control used to wake the astronauts with. It is the earliest form of Micspam i can think of. It’s also the only song to ever be banned by NASA.

NASA invented Micspam.

[boss-of-the-plains]

IS THAT EVEN A FUCKING SONG!?!?!?!?!?!? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! @biavanne !!!!!!!!!

[shitpost-senpai]

That’s not all.

During the apollo missions, They were fairly sure they were gonna die, so NASA gave them all corvettes

Which they proceeded to dragrace around the NASA complex, do burnouts and doughnuts and all kinds of tomfoolery

Then there was the time Al Shepard went to the moon, and it simply wasn’t enough.

So he brings a fucking golf club to the moon and plays golf on the moon.

The man had an engineer make him a custom golf club he could hide in his suit, just so he could goof off.

Then there was a time they drew a dick on mars

[american--support]

The boys at NASA sure knew how to have fun on the job.

[bo-zel-deactivated20190424]

I love space nerds

[67btardisstreet]

I hate the fact that many people think that scientists are dull people with no sense of humor or love for cultural things. I mean look at this. Please stop the prejudices.

[mydearthisbe]

Being a procrastinator with a violent fear of failure is almost hilarious because like 80% of the time I’m like “I’m not even going to think about this” and then there’s like a distinct moment when everything switches and it turns to “I can’t fail oh my god I need to turn this into an A in like a day why am I like this”

[babinforaelin]