FutureRoadkill

Bridget | she/its | Unpleasant trans woman

[goatgirleyes]

politicsgirl touching itself and whining as it mumbles 'all that matters is winning' under its breath over and over increasingly excitedly

[lady-of-vitreous-sight]

no i dont have heart pupils because of something so ethereal as "love". "love" isnt real, i have heart pupils because of material conditions.

[winged-void]

little miss normal didn't hear what the group was talking about because she hasn't stopped reminiscing internally about how good it felt when she successfully managed to say her joke at the right time to make everyone laugh 30 minutes ago

[aeon-azo]

The hell is wrong with my copy of RAD?

[64mpg]

what do you mean my childhood affected me

[64mpg]

i have terrible news

[wosp-reactivated]

Humans evolved cuteness aggression as a trait because cute things deserve to die

[future-rroadkill]

Stepping on a sewing needle is maybe not my finest moment but i did discover new tech for my ER speedrun

[princess-rosiebird-nsfw]

pro tip if u squeeze my throat until i go limp u can basically do whatever u want,,. ,

[greeniery]

mommy needs her head smashed in with a brick

[mollyjames]

*inserting new RAM into my 10 year old motherboard* "Shhh... hey, hey! It's okay girl. I didn't mean to startle you. I know it's been a little while. I've got a nice little treat for you here, okay? It's going to help you run smoother. There now, see? That wasn't so bad. I'm sorry girl. I didn't realize how much stress I've been putting you under, streaming Elden Ring with only 8 GB of memory... No wonder you're having trouble with Baldur's Gate 3. You've been doing so good though. I know you'll probably have to go soon, but we still got a few good years left. Hopefully this will help ease any pain you've been feeling. I'm going to put the cover back on the case now, okay? I love you."

[mollyjames]

Girls are you okay?

[theelectricdreamsofddx]

I think instrumence should be free for those who are pure of heart

[theelectricdreamsofddx]

u should be able to put ur hand down and let the instrument sniff u and if it smells a beautiful quality in ur heart and spirit that's ur instrument now. stray tumpet follow you home.. bwaa

[vespidwasp]

Sniff my hand, sweet bwa bwaa.... You will be safe with me

[pattern-recognition]

if you choose to pay-in-5 a $80 Turkish 12g they might as well ship it with a single shell because it’s not going to be used twice

[pattern-recognition]

with a crisp $20 you could get the PSA suicide special and still have enough left over for the Del Taco kill yourself meal

[perception-filter]

staring at the dessert menu and twirling my hair and going "should I be baaaaddd" until the autistic girl I'm eating with says "there is nothing bad about eating dessert. it is a morally neutral action"

[pjackk]

Lets face the music we all want to get raw hawged by the pit boys so lets not play no more and learn how to be real in our lives for the first fuckjng time

[viaunduende]

theyre frotting and porking on those damn bottles

[pjackk]

I NEED TO BE LIOCKED AWAY

[unclefather]

[vee-dmsr]

[qqchurch]