Dragon Ball Z Abridged Sentence Meme
”disclaimer: All quotes belong to TeamFourStar, and you should go check them out on youtube!
“Did you try working the shaft?”
“Did you tell him to work the shaft?”
“Blah blah blah, then you slayed the jabberwocky and went to save Narnia.”
“I said I was wearing my armor.”
“Yes, __ , I’m a green fucking dinosuar.”
I’ll stop there on my way home and pick up some space eggs, space milk and BLOW IT THE FUCK UP!”
“It’d be a real dick move to die right now…”
“Yeah, so what if I did? What’re you going to do about it, huh?! Come at me bro!”
“That means he doesn’t have a penis!”
“Oh trust me, I know what it’s like to take a hard one to the face.”
“I like my penis where it is, thank you.”
“Immortality is my bitch.”
“Pretty big talk coming from a bipedal slug.”
“Pretty big talk coming from a bipedal bitch.”
“Oh god no, my marujuana patch!”
“We’re gonna get panties! …I mean immortality.”
“Ah ha, so nudity makes you stronger on this planet!”
“I’m not a goddamn Yoshi!”
“It’s nothing. I’m just…having an aneurysm out of sheer stupidity.”
“Take that, you insufferable, fucking simpleton!”
“Face down with another man beating your ass–is it Wednesday already?”
“They keep kicking me in the dick…why…why do they keep kicking me in the dick?”
“And this is ___ . He was a prison bitch.”
“I once had a crush on a little Indian boy that I thought was a girl.”
“That is ten pounds of nope in a five pound bag.”
“Well, sir, if you’re having trouble with our customer support, you can call 1-800-Eat-A-Dick.”
“Oh, I’m sorry, I’m usually far more composed. I’m just a little bit absolutely livid.”
“That’s stupid. You’re stupid! STOP BEING STUPID!”
“Come on guys! We could use whales. Whales!”
“This is easily the second worst hole I’ve ever had in my chest.”
“I’m about to misuse my hand upside your head.”
“First, immortality. Then, the bitches.”
“What the fuck’s a condom?”
“It’d be really nice to wake up in the morning, press a button, and have muffins.”
“Aww! Look, it’s ___ ! You wanna biscuit, boy? You wanna biscuit?”
“Of course not! I’m fucking evil!”
“They make a special shampoo for that, I hear.”
“I have a bitch of an itch on my left ass cheek.”
“He’s kind of a tool…for my amusement!”
“I don’t what this [name] thing is, but it sounds disappointing.”
“Every party needs a pooper that’s why they invited you.”
“This is why we need TV!”
“All these squares make a circle…all these squares make a circle…”
“He/she just dropped a milk jug of LSD. I don’t even know where he got it.”
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