come @ me

My current motivation is whatever the default one is ✨

[fuuuckimhi]

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The only people who follow me are sexbots

Voting ended onJan 20, 2023

[daily-spooky]

[izzyhill]

[camiekahle-deactivated20190815]

THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN

[macncheese-blog]

I’VE BEEN TRYING TO FIND THIS FOR SEVEN YEARS

DO YOU UNDERSTAND HOW HARD IT IS TO ?????

[amethystthe-gem-deactivated2016]

I’m fucking dying

[pinkifingers]

That last fatal scream tho

[thememedaddy]

[sioltach]

we all need to appreciate the generosity of citrus trees..

[sioltach]

summer fruit bearers: hey I'm going to produce a couple buckets full all at once and rot before before you can do anything. oh and I'm tired and got another bug infestation so I'm not making you shit next season

the Virtuous Meyer Lemon 10 months out of the year:

[marisatomay]

Ultimately I just don’t get people who are on their phones in the cinema because part of the reason why I go to the cinema in the first place is because it’s one of the last places on earth where I cannot be on my phone

[recordplayerbabyyyy]

the appearance of god is two-fold, Robert Fludd, 1626

[cometrose]

i got too optimistic and forgot kamala harris was dealing with the combined powers of racism and misogyny

[prettyboysdontlookatexplosions]

remember when i said every presidential election comes down to the absolute most checked the fuck out people in the country

[eightfifteen]

Crazy how many people want characters in fiction to speak and act like they’ve had 20 hours of intensive therapy. Could NOT be me I want these bitches fucked up insane

[plutojester]

[c86]

Taken from The Los Angeles Times California Home Book, 1982

[beauty-funny-trippy]

[odinsblog]

[langernameohnebedeutung]

The thing is, when museums and cultural institutions or researchers adopt memes in a "How do you do, fellow kids" way, that's adorable like my grandma when she's misusing emojis. However when some megacorp does it to sell me evil products or some influencer is trying to get me to buy nonsense skincare mud or cyberpunk looking face masks or weightloss pills, I think that's evil incarnate and their name goes into the Death Note (very mindful, very demure)

[knittingburg]

[tealass22-deactivated20201101]

Every DIY tutorial ever.

[peruviandeepwave-deactivated201]

Me when I made my own curtains

[kyssthis16]

#FactsOnly

[the-tree-line]

“i asked chatgpt-” ohhh ok so nothing you are about to say matters at all

[cosmiiqueer]

can we like, have adaptations made by people who care about the thing they're adapting

[spuddlin]