Beach Episode
Going to the beach with Twst characters :) i am tagging the shit out of this post bro.
Shoutout to my step brother for brutally attacking me at the beach today(/j, hes 6). My dad invited me to the beach today and i had an idea so.
Also i have a brutally obvious bias, very sorry for that, and i got very lazy halfway through editing <3
Tshd has twisted my idea of what a beach episode entails but i did not let that impact this fic!
Characters include; Floyd Leech, Jade Leech, Kalim Al-Asim, Jamil Viper, Malleus Draconia, Riddle Rosehearts, Vil Schoenheit, Rook Hunt.
The shorter lists are; Kalim, Malleus and Riddle :)
Total word count; 1904 words. The wordcount for each list is included below the names :)
🦐 Floyd Leech
Word count: 267 So im a firm believer in Floyd calling his partner by their name and not names such as Shrimpy but because i like the nickname Shrimpy thats what ill use when he refers to the reader :))
(given you don’t have a water gun with you…)
🦐 you only get ten minutes max to set out a blanket in the hot sand before he’s on you like a Leech (i know im so funny, dont mention it, heh….) and pulling you out to the water with clothes on and all… 🦐 He keeps dragging you out into the deep water just to watch you panic-cling to him. 🦐 the moment you let go and try to swim away he starts cackling and drags you back, keeping you tightly in his arms whining that “his Shrimpy is trying to run away”.
🦐 once you finally get up from the water and onto the sand he follows you, hands clinging onto your waist, chest against your back and weighing you down until you’re practically crawling back to the blanket. 🦐 The heat of the sun makes him sleepy. He transitions from chaotic and grabby to a purring, heavy weight. He will bury his wet face into the crook of your neck, whining when the wind blows because "Shrimpy is warmer than the breeze." 🦐 when you step into the water willingly he floats out further into the deep. Staying under the water only to pull you down by your leg as soon as you near the deeper parts. 🦐 later during the swim he’ll pull you onto him, clingy as ever, though looking awfully bored at this point he’ll float around with you on him, acting as some kinda mother otter really… 🦐 he just glares down at you when you try to get up, only for him to tighten his grip around your shoulders.
🍄 Jade Leech
word count: 311
I hate this mofo cause all i know about him is that hes just as nerdy as me, hes tuff but im not too interested in him.
🍄 walking along the shore with you; he’d smile down at you the whole time while talking about the plants you pass by. 🍄 only for the nature yap to turn into marine life yap as soon as you reach the beach. 🍄 setting down the blanket hes already found something to point out and ramble on about for the rest of the trip.
“Ah, what might this be, my love? A shoreline isopod, how fascinating.. These pale bugs, related to pill bugs, have been around for over 300 million years. While they are vital for cleaning up the beach by eating decaying fish and kelp, they definitely live up to their nickname. They have strong jaws and will eagerly bite human toes, drawing blood.”
“Hey.. please be quiet, dear..”
🍄 once youre all sat he’ll lean closer to you and mumble on quietly, keeping his keen eyes on you as you stare out at the water, oblivious to his pondering. (his pondering being; “how did i bag such a baddie?”) 🍄 the evening gets ruined by him picking up an isopod and putting it on your bare leg btw.
jk
🍄After you scream about the bug on your leg, he gets that deeply amused, crinkly-eyed smile. To make it up to you, he brings out a thermos of chilled, home-infused herbal tea he packed specifically because he knows you like it. 🍄 While you ignore him out of spite, he shifts the beach umbrella so you are perfectly shaded. He sits close enough that his shoulder brushes yours, tracing gentle, mindless circles on your arm with his fingers while he watches the waves. 🍄 He uses a soft, damp towel to carefully wipe the sand off your feet before you put your shoes back on. 🍄 on the way back he’s rambling on about your fascinating reaction to the isopods.
☀️ Kalim Al-Asim
Word count: 138
Jamil didn’t come though invited cause he was busy with me
☀️ he’ll build the biggest sand castle youve ever laid eyes upon in the span of however long you take to nap ☀️ and get real sad as he comes back to you to grab a home made sandwich, watching the sandcastle get washed away right as he takes a bite ☀️ The moment he looks like he’s about to cry over the destroyed sandcastle, you offer him a bite of your own sandwich or wipe a smudge of sand off his cheek. His entire face lights up, completely forgetting the tragedy. ☀️ if you werent there to stop him he’d rent a giant beach cabana for the two of you. ☀️ He tries to help you apply sunscreen but ends up putting a giant dollop on your nose, laughing brightly as he rubs it in too fast.
Im too lazy to write for this boy, im sorry 💔
🐍 Jamil Viper
Word count: 253
🐍 you two finally got an off day that matched each others schedule for once, to round it off you chose to wander to a nearby cozy beach 🐍 after everything is set up he spends five minutes rubbing sunscreen aggressively on your back, per your request, as he tries to hide his blushing face.
While his hands are still slick with lotion on your back, he aggressively yaps about your lack of self-care. "If I wasn't here, you would have fried yourself. Do you even look at the UV index before you leave the dorm?"
🐍 dickhead. 🐍 Every single time his phone buzzes with a text from Kalim, his grip on your shoulder tightens for a split second. He checks it with a deep sigh, but immediately relaxes when you lean back against his chest, realizing he actually has you all to himself today. 🐍 He pulls out a perfectly packed tupperware of homemade, refreshing beach snacks (like chilled fruit skewers or light pastries). He acts like it was no big deal to make, but they are entirely your favorite flavors. He feeds you a bite himself just to keep your hands clean. 🐍 maybe he’d even make you macarons. (/ref) 🐍 By late afternoon, the heat drains his usual hyper-vigilance. He actually lays down on the blanket, letting you use his chest as a pillow. He'll slowly thread his fingers through your hair, looking out at the ocean with a soft, genuine smile that nobody else ever gets to see.
just let me hit already.
🐉 Malleus Draconia
Word count: 273
🐉 this man looks so strange in a beach setting, i dont even wanna imagine it. Malleus lovers can keep him tbh, no one want bro ✌️
🐉 He doesn't wear typical beachwear; he shows up in his usual heavy black clothing or a slightly awkward, overly formal summer outfit.
🐉 He genuinely believes the beach is a "human courting ground" because of how many couples are there.
🐉 imagine this man seeing a couple cracking at the beach. I don’t know if that’s common for many people but I've seen it.. Oh I've seen it…
🐉he stands by the shoreline with his feet just in the water, watching the waves crash softly on his ankles.
🐉 his eyes widen only slightly once you get bold enough to pull him into the water by his arm, though his expression quickly relaxes into a loving gaze, set on solely you.
🐉 use this man to block the sun lowkey, hes tall, he can do the job. And he’d gladly get sunburnt for his lovie
🌹 Riddle Rosehearts
Word count: 114
🌹 he’d get a sunburn from sheer stubbornness
🌹 he arrives to the beach with a mental list of safety rules and regulations at the beach
🌹 he takes off his shoes right where the grass and sand meets because “getting sand on my shoes would be highly improper…”
🌹 despite all of his rules he’d refuse your help with putting sunscreen on his back because its improper...
🌹 and once you point out his redness a few minutes later he’d blame it on the heat alone, not a sunburn.
🌹 he’d get bright red if you requested his assistance with putting on sunscreen, yelling that its the most inappropriate request hes ever received.
🌹 uh.. ya..
👑 Vil Schoenheit
Word count: 246
👑 he arrives looking like hes on his way to a catwalk. Designer sunhat, oversized sunglasses, uv blocking umbrella
👑 he’d insist you sit in the exactly in the middle of the shade with him, even with sunscreen on he’d never risk a sunburn with a photoshoot coming up.
👑 every sun ray seems like a personal threat
👑 he cares about your skin too tho, dw. He’ll make sure you leave unscathed. Though he’d be the type to scold his partner for getting a sunburn and slap the reddening skin. I just get those vibes…
👑 as the two of you relax, he lounges on a plush beach towel and lightly critiques the passerbys.
👑 he’d skip sunscreen before you leave plainly so you could do it for him (tryna be clingy without acting clingy)
👑 he adjusts your sunglasses and hair every minute just to touch you, murmuring that your beach look is the one baseline acceptable today.
👑 he’d gladly keep your head in his lap, only if you dont start flailing when he spritzes his chilled aloe vera mist on your face once you close your eyes
👑 Just as the sun begins to set, the harsh UV rays fade, and the sky turns a brilliant gold. Vil finally takes off his sunglasses, looking at you in the warm twilight. He’ll lean in to kiss your cheek, whispering that the sunset is beautiful, but it still doesn't hold a candle to you.
👑 in the end i am but a Vil glazer…
🏹 Rook Hunt
Word count: 266
🏹 if he doesnt own one already he’d get a water proof camera just for this occasion.
🏹 Rook walks onto the beach with stride, his pace far quicker than your own; even when holding all the things you packed and got tired of carrying.
🏹 his beach look is dramatic and stylish, though he doesn't compare to you.. Heh..
🏹 he flails around, using his dramatic french to describe the radiant beach, only to turn that focus onto you. His poetic speeches now about you and you alone.
🏹 he spends all afternoon floating around you with a waterproof camera, catching “candid” artistic shots of you on the beach towel and in the water.
🏹 you could be shaking sand out of your shoes and hear “ah! Trickster! The way the saltwater catches in your hair is a masterpiece! Do not move!” coming from behind you.
🏹 While you’re trying to relax on the blanket, the ocean breeze blows heavily. Rook will stand at the shoreline, arms wide open, dramatically shouting French poetry about the sea and his love for you over the roaring waves, completely unbothered by the other beachgoers staring at him.
🏹 As the day ends, he sits close to you on the blanket, the heat of his body radiating against yours. He proudly shows you the photos he took.
They aren't goofy or embarrassing, not at all. they are genuinely stunning, breathtaking photos of you looking happy and content in his presence. He kisses your temple, murmuring, "Behold, my beloved... this is exactly how beautifully you shine in my eyes."
bro im OUT this day was so nice. i love hanging out with my step siblings until hour 3 hits and i just wanna go home cuz kids are lowkey tiring. im so happy my cousin is all grown so she doesnt get on my nerves as much as she used to, ive always loved her though so its fine. i am NOT doing a spell check, ive sat here for 5 hours writing shit from a butt and doing drawing breaks inbetween, im not made for ts (doesnt mean ill stop tho). never expect me to check anything in my posts before i post.
