Fuzz

Quinn - They/it - 18+ Blog - FFXIV & Warframe obsessed Taken and gay as HELL

[doodle-bugg]

ffxiv commission for my lovely friend @fuzzracc ♡

[stxrfiish]

I love ego renegade boy bc it takes the anti transmasc rhetoric of ‘how could you kill a beautiful girl’ ‘we’re mourning our daughter’ and says yeah I killed your daughter. and it was cool as fuck. I injected her with lethal chemicals aka my testosterone shot. I’m gonna make a music video about it.

[deadbeatmaker]

every 4th of july I think about the american tourist who was like oh thank god you’re open I wasn’t sure if you’d be open today and I was like why wouldn’t we be and he said because of the holiday. in norway.

[cipheramnesia]

My dad said to me, son, you can be anything. And I said really dad? Even a woman? And then my dad said no son of mine is growing up to be a woman without knowing how to give a proper blowjob. I spent years of training intensely until my blowjob sensei agreed I was ready, but just as I was about to receive my blackbelt, the blowjob student he had kicked out of the dojob for pride and cruelty returned, and sucked down the master with a single blow. And this is what brings me to your psychiatric practice, Doctor. You have changed, but I know you were the one who slew my master, and now you will meet your fate.

[cipheramnesia]

He thought he could best me with his skills, little did he know I can take down seven with one blow.

[icyboineptune]

[statictay]

once again i love how star wars takes place in a massive galaxy with thousands of planets and billions of people, and yet every bounty hunter knows each other personally

[dragonfox-in-a-teacup]

It's called networking babe

[youvebeenlivingfictional]

when Boba Fett adds you on LinkedIn you know you've made it

[amazoogle]

it's Tuesday all day today and there's no known way to prevent this

[aouralune]

”I was not elected to watch my people suffer and die whilst you discuss this invasion in a committee”

[wormsermonizer]

👽

[lazer-exe]

I'm gonna say it, I do think that even the laziest person imaginable should have a roof over their head, food in their stomach, and access to healthcare

[cheddar-baby]

Peeing

[cryptotheism]

Again with this

[cheddar-baby]

are you mad at me?

[cryptotheism]

Knock it off

[cheddar-baby]

[cryptotheism]

Huh, must've been the wind.

[ferrettaur]

So like an hour ago I just lear🪨︵︵ned that— what the fuck was that. Someone just skipped a rock across my post did you see that

[kikmessenger]

sits on my own blog like it’s the edge of a lake wistfully

[kikmessenger]

skips a stone over a few posts

[k-uwaiti-deactivated20210813]

don’t ask me “wyd” u know i’m at home deteriorating

[not-your-average-url]

I miss when ads were a single click and then they’re gone. Now every ad has a minimum of three phases where you watch a video, exit the still frame of fake gameplay, and then exit the app download. That doesn’t even touch on the ones that forcibly take you to another app after opening a tab in safari without you ever touching the screen.

I hate advertising. I hate that you can’t do anything without companies jumping down your throat with mostly bullshit ads. I hate that billboards exist. I hate that every company unanimously decided to make their ads longer and longer. I hate that ad blockers try to charge you money and there are in app purchases to remove ads. I hate that my attention has become commodified. I hate that there’s nothing I can do about it.

[shark-making-soup]

chillin at the ambient red lighting and horse store.

[orcposts]

hey man. i didn't see you at the ambient red lighting and horse store. you ok man?

[deez-no-relation]

This is the kind of post that is baffling until you see the next post and it’s a store with a horse in it but everything’s red. except. there is no second post

[rapscallionraccoon]