Kick a Bitch in the Shins

Angelina//18. *whispers* she doesnt fuckin go on here anymore

[mattressblowoutsale]

whats the meaning of life? son, its those little tiny pumpkins. the ones that are mad small.  you know the ones i mean. 

[senseitive]

do what gives you peace

[blindings]

[the-bluespirit]

John Mulaney Wins Outstanding Writing for a Variety Special for John Mulaney: Kid Gorgeous at Radio City

[veryfunnymemes]

[oddlyaquaria]

im so thankful for Christine Sydelko speaking out about this and being a positive fat idol

[cyber-yeezuss]

I wanna be 14 again and ruin my life differently… I have new ideas

[yekkes]

I think a very revealing moment on Queer Eye was when Tan said to the man they were making over: “I look good for my husband, what are you doing to keep her?” And it like. Absolutely astounded, dumbfounded this man that he should possibly be doing anything for his wife other than merely Exist as her husband

[drunkenhills]

Queer Eye is redefining masculinity one Georgian slacker at a time and I am HERE for it

[whitepeopletwitter]

[gabieplease]

Me flying Spirit I ain’t never doing that again

[beyonslayed]

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[spacecadet]

[tjmystic]

So, when I was doing my thesis on whether or not fanfiction should be considered a legitimate genre of literature, my advising professor asked me for examples.  I gave him the generic ones, of course - “Pride & Prejudice and Zombies” is a horror fanfic of “Pride & Prejudice”, “50 Shades of Grey” is an erotica fic of “Twilight" - and that seemed to make him understand what fanfiction is, but not how it’s useful.  So I thought about it, and, after about a minute, I said, “Paradise Lost is basically a fanfiction of the Book of Genesis.  And The Divine Comedy is an epic self-insertion fic for Catholic doctrine.  So, basically, you were teaching us fanfiction last semester.”  I had never before seen a grown man’s eyes widen with such fear, incomprehension, disgust, awe, and understanding.

[matt-the-blind-cinnamon-roll]

#does that mean the renaissance was almost entirely fan art?

Yes. Yes it does. All ur classic favs had the Renaissance version of DeviantArt. 

[9d6problems]

Right down to “I got commissioned to do this but then they didn’t pay me, so fuck it, I’m posting it with a big flaming asshole where the pope sits.”

[zinnia-apologist-deactivated202]

Actually, Ratatouille is the dish’s name, you’re thinking of Ratatouille’s monster.

[homoeroticism]

#mood

[hammerfelll-deactivated20220522]

this is such a fucking power move

[villanelle-x]

[blackzelda]

Do companies realize that they’ll eventually run out of people who can realistically fill their demands if they keep demanding you have 3-5+ years experience at 25 and refuse to hire anything less

[kaylapocalypse-deactivated20201]

actually, I think what they are doing is hiring 25 year olds with 1 year of experience and using that as a way to coerce the 25 year old to accept less pay.

They post 3-5 years experience at 45,000 on the job boards. Which is the market value of the position.But not for someone who has worked in the field for 5 years who at that point in their career might demand 50,000 instead.

then when people come in with 1 year of experience *(which is really secretly all the experience that is needed for the job) they go “oohhhh so. we really like you but based on your experience level we’re going to start you at 35k? is that okay? You know, cause we could be getting someone with 5 years experience, but we really like you.”

And then the 25 year old feels lucky to get ahead and get the job in the first place so they say yes

[masonsgooding]

noah centineo talks about his first time meeting lana condor