esme when she heard that edward’s new human gf named bella was coming over:
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH

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esme when she heard that edward’s new human gf named bella was coming over:
tracey emin
Glacier Peak Circumnavigation by williswall
hey, I was wondering if your gang offered health insurance
my clothes: *has a bunch of words and shit about how youre supposed to wash em right on the tag*
me: .. youre fabric go in the robot sink
Hi, I’m Julia Morris.
Me introducing myself
She literally said NAMASTE as NEH-MASE
Her comedic timing on every one of these is absolutely flawless…. I wonder how it feels being the funniest person on earth
this is what greets me at the gates of hell
Americans be
in the local walmart
Cavtat, Croatia (by Bernard Blanc)
those snakes are not fighting they are fucking. im very sorry
while two snakes FUCK to the death
That dog looking at the snakes like why you gotta do that while I’m eating
Metal as snakes fucking.
someone: hey, do you remember-
me: summer ‘09? wanna go back there every night, just can’t lie, it was the best time of my life