crazy_frog.mp3

she/her ((formerly @ostentacious & @wentzalmighty))

[waltzingbi]

*me, literally sick with want* whatever

[ararexic]

today i offered nothing. good night everyone!!!

[speedlimit15]

We just wanna see you.. .. .. Shake that

[unexplained-events]

Deep-sea angler fish mermaid poster from the Italian film: Il prato macchiato di rosso (1973)

[bbyangelbambi]

[karadanvers]

THE DEVIL WEARS PRADA 2 (2026) dir. David Frankel

[modernbaseball]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[cannibalchicken]

[sequenceofmind]

Britney Spears Late Night with Conan O'Brien (9 May, 2000)

[wifegideonnav]

“bits to use in everyday conversations”

[paunchjournal]

photos from the Hacks series finale by cinematographer Adam Bricker

[bidoof]

alternate world where japan’s animation industry reached a point where shows can only succeed by grotesquely fetishizing the male characters’ testicles instead of the female characters’ breasts, to the point that all male characters have clearly visible testicles in all their outfits and there’s always at least one dude who has really huge balls and his skinny jeans are like vacuum sealed onto his legs so it’s like he’s basically bottomless and his balls are the focal point of every shot he’s present in and they sort of waft around unnaturally with every movement he makes and all the male characters openly compare testicle sizes and get jealous of the dudes with larger testicles and certain character archetypes are defined by their the size of their balls

[bonito-79]

Slayyyter blinkies because I'm weird

[raptorific]

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I wish everybody was anxious enough to be as spacially aware in the grocery store as me

[7484853929297438282993949292]

Im not going to lie it has me feeling like Neo from the matrix at times. No one is unpredictable to me... Your movements were all calculated ahead of time. And all possible movements you could have made. Nothing gets past this guy

[excdus]

2am in Harajuku on Valentine’s Day, 2014.

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