felicity morales;

FELICITY MORALES; You don’t need to believe in satan or demons to explain evil. Human beings are perfectly capable of evil all by themselves.

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DIEGO !

‘  ———- you JEALOUS, fels?  ’

❛ Only of those with enough common sense to be one and done. ---- That a yes or a no? ❜

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ᴰᴵᴱᴳᴼ

‘  just sayin’ i deserve more. i mean, c’mon! i’m chivalrous, i’m hot, i’m—— HOT, and i know all of your weak spots by now. could totally use ‘em to my advantage. ’

❛ The only thing WEAK remotely in this vicinity is your self-control. I have preferences. And you know, court’s still out on chivalry, but .... OBJECTIVELY --- there’s a 𝗿𝗲𝗮𝘀𝗼𝗻 you attract more than soccer moms, and it isn’t your stunning personality ----- but okay. Benefit of the doubt. Tonight. Unless Diego Jr. has a meeting later on, patience is a virtue. ❜

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figueroa, diego.

‘  does being mean to me get you off? ‘cause i’m willing to have my achy breaky heart broken if that means we can get this party started.  ’

❛ What? You not a FAN? Last time I checked, Billy Ray, being a strong woman & therefore SEXUALLY LIBERATED works in your benefit. Unless, you know, something’s changed and you’d much prefer the aforementioned van with leftover glitter from Tommy’s art project. ❜

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diego.

‘  well, fels, maybe i don’t wanna be that person anymore—– maybe i wanna reinvent myself ; new day, new me. i deserve a mouth hug from time to time for being an outstanding citizen—– i SAVE kittens for a living. so maybe let’s skip all the tug-of-war ‘cause i got needs too.  ’

❛ Right. Who knows, maybe the next time you show up because an old lady ran over Mr. Whiskers ‘n think he’s stuck in her pine tree because she can hear it meowing its last breaths, she’ll want to take you on the spot. The new you might just get it. ❜

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anal?

❛ Heart wants what it wants. And if it manifests up someone’s ass ---- then we should just hope it was clean, am I right? ❜

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diego.

‘  ————— you want me to BEG?  ’

❝ How exactly would that be different from usual? --- Don’t tell me you whine at those poor mini-van chauffeurs to get down on their knees too? They read SELF HELP books, Diego. They’re experts on self respect exercises. Next you know, they’ll hand you a fifty percent off coupon to the local therapist. ❞

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arella.

     ❝     he does have one of those PONCEY watches that are real old . let’s go then , he’s lookin’ at that girl’s tits … i think . so he DESERVES to get shit taken from him anyway . an’ he’s distracted — the perfect plan .     ❞

❝ RIGHT? If anything, he should be looking at my tits. ------ We could always tag team him. I walk up and give him a little show while YOU snatch his wallet, or you walk up and --- god, I don’t fucking know. Say you lost your dog? ❞

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@cqmilles​ !

❝ So I’m sitting there, barbecue sauce on my titties, and I’m like OH MY GOD. Again? ❞

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‹  F I L E D  U N D E R  › evers, iliana.

“i don’t think i’d be as annoyed by prank calls at work if the kids were actually clever. “  she said before quickly adding, “annoyed still, but at least entertained.”

❝ TRUST ME, little idiots that come into the diner askin’ for an order placed for SEYMOUR BUTTS is ridiculous. You’d think between the cartoons n’ the bikes they’d have enough summer vacation ------ what are they buggin’ you with? ❞

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‹  F I L E D  U N D E R  › swann, arella.

@fvlicitys said: ❝ Wait. We’re in a very gray area. Ethically. Legally. Which I’m okay with – ❞

     ❝     ‘s that ‘cause you wanna use me as a DISTRACTION or ‘cause you actually are happy for me ?     ❞

❝ No! I’m impressed. Illegal activity doesn’t manifest itself this well in teenagers all that often. You’re an anomaly, and a good one at that. ----- OKAY, guy in the suit looks rich. You take ‘im, I’ll take madame handbag on the ground behind her --- on a fuckin’ park bench! You’re begging for it at that point. ❞

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diego figueroa.

‘  been there, done that—- thrice. it’s what got me into this mess in the first place. turns out your local, rather desperate, soccer mom has a severely sex-deprived husband to match with. on the plus side, his act of bravery did have her ready to GO. just hope the kids don’t find the back seats of the minivan all glittery and sticky ; for their sake.  ——– would it kill you to help a guy out? i’m in NEED and HURT.  ’

❝     You know, before I decide to help you or not, we could always play a game. I’ll take ‘pathetic’ for five hundred, Trebek. What is begging? --- You could always take a page out of mister sex deprevation’s book, you know. Easier to get me raring and ready to go with chivalry instead of groveling.    ❞

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dustin capocci.

starter for @fvlicitys !

“ mmm, this cherry pie is a miracle. ”

❝     A miracle would be getting paid more, but if you like it so much, I’m takin’ tips all night. ‘N if you go into cardiac arrest from the amount ‘a sugar in that thing, I’m stealin’ your wallet. Another slice?    ❞

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diego figueroa.

@fvlicitys !

‘  hey, fels, would you kiss my boo-boos better? they really hurt.  ’

❝       Only if I can take the WILD guess that your ‘ boo boos ’ are found somewhere south of the border. Can’t you find some desperate soccer mom with Spiderman bandaids for those bumps & scrapes to suck you dry, or is the cutesy dialogue reserved for me?     ❞

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caroline catalano.

“ Soooo, I’m confused, do you WANT the weed or not? ”  — @fvlicitys

❝     YES, I want the weed. But if we stand here without any purpose for longer, it’s going to look like a drug deal, especially in this town. Walk with me, talk with me. And give me a discount for saving your ass.      ❞

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✧∗° VANESA KISCH.

 from  underneath  the  brim  of  her  OVER  SIZED  sunhat  her  chin  raised  slightly.  petite  hands  removed  her  sunglasses,  revealing  a  set  of  dark  ebony  hues  that  hid  UNDERNEATH  her  straight-cut  bangs.  

                                                                        ❝  i  fucking  hate  this  town.  ❞

STARTER / TYPE: OPEN TIME: DAY, DATE TBA ↷ LOCATION: TBA

Dark eyebrows quirk and eyes roll so quickly it’d be hard to notice, but a faint smile indents olive toned features before she speaks, red lips parting to offer faux condolences, dripping with saccharine apologies and a sunny dispositioned disagreement -- -- she hates the SHITHOLE too, but keeping up  a p p e a r a n c e s  is more necessary than relatability, and there are very few people who got to hear her bitch & moan. ❝ Sorry ‘bout the ... dislike. I ‘on’t think it’s too bad. Things can get a lil’ slow, but it’s much different than big city life. QUIETER. ❞

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@delictvm !

❝ So what you’re tellin’ me is that you FUCKED UP my car? I needed an oil change, dickwad, not an apology 'n a need ta get a new one. I’m a fuckin’ WAITRESS, I can barely afford goin’ in to get my car ruined by an idiot who looks like a twelve year old with FRAT BOY hair, what ‘bout an entirely new vehicle? ❞ A heavy sigh, and then a beat. ❝ Look, whatevah you did, I’m sure ya didn’t mean it. Just ... try ‘n fix it, I expect a refund & you excusin’ the outburst? ❞