dumb idiot

nobody can fuck me up more than lactose can

[yvmeji]

Take me to church talking about being disenchanted by organized religion and instead finding worship in the your lover and finding commune through esoteric rituals comprising of the very things considered unholy in the religion you were poisoned by on incident of birth.... hozier really did That

[mrkanman]

im fucking cringe

but im.........free

[onionpowder]

don’t think i was ever meant to achieve anything bc every time i’m doing ok something fucking happens!!!!!

[stinkyhat-deactivated20231213]

BBQ

blease be quiet

[thebroccoligoblin]

*puts my ear DIRECTLY onto my cat while they pur* :)

[actualsufjan-deactivated2016092]

me, a furry economist: erhm, maybe inflation isn’t all that bad OwO

[mossbian]

ok i’ve decided to become abstract. next time you see me, you’ll see a series of colors and have the vague sense you’ve just met somebody

[onionpowder]

wld very much prefer 2 b a clam at this particular juncture in my life

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

penis katana

[lolt64]

and getting caught in the rain

[unrealunearths]

[hayley-theartist]

me: [nonchalantly describes horrific childhood trauma]

me, two minutes later: hmm. y'know, that's kinda fucked up now that i think about it

[gaycism]

Why is this so funny to me

[agreatbigpileofrats]

Lil Nas X has no right to be talented and the funniest person alive at the same time

[forestlymph]

You ever just like someone so much you wanna text them “hi do you like mini wheats ? Cause the maple flavour is really good” but you can’t text them that … you almost can’t text them at all

[deobibf-deactivated20200725]

at this point tumblr is just for talking to yourself

[deobibf-deactivated20200725]

you’re right

[gaymzee-deactivated20120603]

no mom i already have a job its called being hardcore

[onionpowder]

charlie swan is the best character in the entire goddamn series prove me wrong

[fairycosmos]

sharpay was right: this is not what i want. this is not what i planned. and i just gotta say. i Do Not understand