Who the fuck is Adam Levine?

Adam Levine musician . actor . coach . father

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Anonymously or not, tell me who you ship my muse with.

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falaheejxck:

It’s literally so warm out, I see absolutely no use for pants. So if you have a problem with this, take it up with the weatherman. 

Honestly I don’t blame you and I’m the same. Plus I don’t hear anyone complaining.

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Text - Adam&Lily

Lily: Oh damn. But you still owe me a sandwich! Where is it Mister?

Adam: Oh god you're never gonna stop with that are you?!

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Text -  Adam + Darren

Darren: breaks are good, sometimes!

Darren: no-- im not close anyway, you are way more awesome.

Adam: I need to go away and come back later or tomorrow with fresh eyes.

Adam: Awe dude! Don't sell yourself short, you're awesome!

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Karla

I feel like you guys just pick random people.

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jmo-morrison:

Maybe she was just in a cranky mood? Well when you finish it, and record it I’m sure she’s going to love it. How does it feel to be a dad? 

Yeah she had gas so that was why. That’s what I plan on doing and I hope she loves it. It’s awesome, scary but amazing.

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Text - Adam&Emma

Emma: So demanding!

Emma: You are rude, but that's alright. I still love you.

Emma: No. But we'll see what I come up with.

Adam: I'm a diva!

Adam: Good, I love you too.

Adam: Can you actually write?

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@RyanGosling: I do like Rydam. Nice ring to it. @adamlevine

@adamlevie: Well there you go, we've just become a ship! @RyanGosling

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Text - Adam & Kat

Kat: Of course I can, I write my own songs, you know :P Well, I did co-write some of them, but yes, I can totally write music!

Kat: Yes! We should totally have a jam session. Tell me when and where and I'll be there. Hey that rhymes!

Kat: Wow, that hurts! You need to watch it, or I'm not helping you with anything.

Adam: I just thought you were an actress, I didn't know you sung as well.

Adam: Awesome, well I'm not actually doing much right now so whenever you're free is fine with me.

Adam: Can't I just find your best bits on Youtube and watch that instead?

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Text -  Adam + Darren

Darren: I'm sure you will think of something!!

Darren: well i mean -- im not adam levine.

Adam: I'm just gonna take a break.

Adam: Yeah but I'm sure you're pretty close.

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Text - Adam&Lily

Lily: How could I help?

Adam: I just left the studio, It wasn't working.

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lucas-hemmo:

That’s so much better. Now, I’m just gonna need you to remember it.

Damn you’re so bossy.

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itsnikkireed:

Fine…although I don’t think that’s very fair! I’m alright. Things have been kind of crazy lately. 

Suck it up Nikki, that’s life. In a good way or bad way?

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hqwolff:

Hopefully you have the wrong guy, otherwise you just sentenced a small boy to his death.

Uh, shit. It might not be, I mean maybe you have another guy out there who looks like you. I don’t know.

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Text - Adam&Ansel

Ansel: Use me as your muse and write about me.

Adam: I feel like this is a 'paint me as one of your french girls moments'

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Text - Adam&Scarlett

Scar: Hm, I don't know who is having writer's block? ;)

Scar: WELL, I mean I haven't written anything since 2006 but sure. I'll write your next big hit, that the world will never know what hit them.

Adam: It's Mick Jagger, I need help!

Adam: Wait, you actually write songs?

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Text - Adam&Minka

Minka: I wish I could help, but I'm not a writer!

Minka: Maybe listen to One More Night? That's my favorite song of yours, for some weird reason. :P

Adam: Sorry who is this? I don't have your number

Adam: Just kidding, thought you had forgotten about me Minka and that was a good song, not their best though.