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PLEASE LET ME TOUCH ONE

"No. I presumed you knew the difference between the two words, yes and no, but apparently you're just another Robin Thicke."

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Pretty please? I'll do you a favor or something because its killing meeeeeeeeee I gotta touch one

"Let it continue to kill you, then."

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Can- /May/ I touch one? For scientific reasons and human curiosity. Mainly curiosity...... Pleeeeeeease?

"No, I am afraid you may not."

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They look cool and I'm mentally 5 years old and I'd like to touch it.

"Wow, just like some of my cohorts."

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Can I touch one?

"Why."

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*Boops the "nose"*

"What ev-do. Do I want to know, or."

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"Hey! Thrax! Alcohol!" He said, holding up the beaker of clear liquid.

"The virus guy noped so hard I popped into existence. What am I doing here?!"

[jamie-schroeder]

Jamie wasn’t going to tell him it was simply water in the clean beaker but hey, Jamie was a mischief maker and he was doing what he did best.

"I dunno. You vanished, Ebola popped up, you come back and its no longer on the news where i am"

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"E-ebola?! Oh no, no! Don't mention it around here, don't mention any kind of plague around H-oh. No. I'm not in Happy Tree Town anymore. But don't talk of stuff like that around Happy Tree Town, we're cursed with jinxes! For no reason!"

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Can I touch em? What are they? *stands on tiptoe to see them better*

"I -They're proteins. They're proteins that build an exterior appearance. Some of them are harder than others, such as the rough ones that make my exo'skeleton'."

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Hi I'm new and have no idea who you are but you seem really cool so yeah. Your hair... Stuff... Whatever it is, it's cool too 😄

"The name's thrax, kid. And thanks. 'Cept I can't really wear them any way other than dreadlocks without getting extensions or anything, so I presume they'll be that way for a while.

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"Hey! Thrax! Alcohol!" He said, holding up the beaker of clear liquid.

"The virus guy noped so hard I popped into existence. What am I doing here?!"

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REGULAR SHOW MAYBE??? its for a strange group of people of many ages and makes no sense I LOVE ITTTT

"I have heard that show is legitimately good. I'll have to see what the fuss is about. I presume it's on Netflix."

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Want me to give you a backrub? Pizza? Maybe i can trip people you don't like? And make then fall down a ton of stairs that appear out of nowhere & they'll start freaking out because when they reach the bottom they'll start falling up & float away :3

"That last one though, I would definitely like to see. If only you could do it to some stupid politician. I would pay to see that."

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"So I had no other choice then to ask the damn chicken to help me outta there, and the pizza got Shrek'd, but at least it stopped and I was able to escape blame since the bird was there at 6 AM when the janitor showed up.

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"So my foot’s totally stuck in there, right, I’m freaking out, the dog’s having a seizure and I’ve still got half a pie left.”

[spadekeeperwitch-deactivated201]

"I.. am totally lost in what you’re talking about."

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"It all started when they asked me to work a shift at Fuckbear's. I set down my keys on top of this pizza that was left in the kitchen. I put them there because I knew the damn chicken would try to eat it if I didn't try to eat it soon, and then I'd dump all the crumbs on the stupid rabbit's face while he was asleep. They wouldn't know until AFTER I was paid, so it was a win-win. But then I got distracted when the old nightguard called me, talking about the instructions. Before I got the chance to answer it, I realized the stupid bird was going to come in the kitchen at any minute, and there was no way I was sharing that pizza. So I start chowing down on that thing with my bare hands, but the crust was really dry so I chugged a bunch of the sodas they kept on tap. Eventually I had to go, but when I flushed, the water kept coming out and there wasn't a damn plunger. They'd probably alcohol me up if they found out I'd broken one of their toilets, so I jammed my foot in there in hopes it'd stop flushing. Then the phone rings again, and I knew it was the old nightguard again. Except the damn bear thought it'd be funny to change my ringtone to 'You Are A Pirate', The fox-dog-crapstrosity starts flipping shits and getting caught in the cove curtains. Anyone who knows that thing knows he'll probably wreck anything, including my pizza and me myself."

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"So my foot's totally stuck in there, right, I'm freaking out, the dog's having a seizure and I've still got half a pie left."

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"Like this for crack conversation."

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//THIS IS MY JAM RIGHT NOW