𝐀𝐏𝐎𝐂𝐀𝐋𝐈𝐏𝐒𝐈𝐒.

𝐈𝐒𝐀𝐁𝐄𝐋𝐀 𝐘𝐎𝐋𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐀 𝐌𝐎𝐍𝐄𝐑 (𝐌𝐄𝐑𝐂𝐄𝐃)┊twenty-four. singer/songwriter. actress. queer. DO NOT USE MY GIFS. 𝐏𝐄𝐍𝐍𝐄𝐃 𝐁𝐘 𝐈𝐒𝐀.

[eizagonzalezmf]

Ayy, I know and I'm feeling so so bad about not telling you ahead of time. We can fix this though! Nooo, you did not spend half the night looking for me! You could have texted me! I'm definitely going to block you, because we have so much to catch up on! I'm going to go book our massage then, because there's no way in hell we're leaving without one. You've been busy busy lately then? Yes, mi amor - we can eat food afterwards and even a drink too. I want to do all the things with you!

[fyisabela]

yes, i did spend half the night looking for you — like a lost little kid who misplaced her mom at the grocery store. don’t shame me. and don’t act like you wouldn’t have done the same if it were me. and don’t you dare “block me,” because i will climb over whatever spa reception desk you’re at and drag you out myself. book the massages — deep tissue, hot stones — because my body is currently held together by hopes and caffeine. and busy? holy fuck. you have no idea. i’ve been bouncing from set to meetings to flights like i’m on some international obstacle course. i need a full eiza detox.

[masonsohwood-deactivated2025120]

are you up for an early morning start tomorrow? before you start complaining, it's for a good cause and not just 'cause i'm being needy and want company. i'm thinking about going on the reindeer safari and i'm seeing who i can convince to come with me. you're my first victim. i was reading the itinerary and i noted that it's the perfect adventure to join in on with little ones, and whilst i don't have any kids, i'm just bursting to unleash my inner child. what am i going to need to do to get you to come along with me? i'm sure it'll be worth the early wake up, but if not then you can force me in participating in an activity of your choice before we go. @fyisabela

[fyisabela]

oh wow, me? your first victim? i’m honored, honestly. but let’s back up—an early morning? mason, you really woke up today and chose violence. a reindeer safari though… okay, that’s actually adorable. and very you, acting like you’re doing some noble deed when really you just want someone to witness you living your best inner child fantasy. don’t worry, i get it. i fully support it. but what exactly makes you think i’m not already secretly packing a thermos and planning which cute winter earmuffs to wear? i mean, the promise of reindeer alone has me halfway convinced. what do you need to do to get me to come? hmmm, easy: don’t complain when i’m more excited than the kids this activity is apparently meant for. accept that i will take at least one embarrassing photo of you with a reindeer. and maybe… just maybe… bring me something warm to drink so i don’t turn into an icicle. if you can manage that, i’m in.

[pedropascalmf]

Honestly? I didn't expect anything less. Are you saying that you're going to leave me in the dust if I do and eat snow?? Wow, that's so mean. Here I thought you loved me! The day is still young and we can day drink. So what do you say we do it today? Then afterwards as you walk back and I limp back, we can have Vanessa bring out Theo and you can meet him?

[fyisabela]

oh my god, excuse me? i would never leave you in the snow… i would dramatically throw myself down next to you so we could be injured and embarrassed together. that’s what love looks like, pedro. keep up. and yes, the day is young, the igloo bar is calling our names, and i’m already putting on my jacket. if you think i’m passing up the chance to watch you wobble around after two drinks? absolutely not. and don’t tease me with theo like that. you know i’ve been waiting to meet him. so yes — day drinking, questionable skiing, and then limping our way back to get introduced to the little guy.

[jcdam]

i'm about to hit you with the 'it's been 84 years' meme since i has actually felt like it's been that long since we last talked. hell of a place to break that trend, isn't it? what have you been up to? @fyisabela

[fyisabela]

oh my god, joseph, don’t even start with the “84 years” meme because you know i’ll one-up you with the dramatic violin from titanic. but honestly… yeah, it has felt like forever. leave it to us to finally cross paths again in the middle of the arctic like it’s the most normal thing in the world. i’ve been pretending i’m not freezing 24/7, and trying not to get peer pressured into every winter activity imaginable. i swear every time i blink someone’s asking me to ski, build a snowman, or meet santa. what about you?

[dlcvatos]

would you expect anything different? sometimes it's okay to give a little white lie. always remember that, especially when it comes to talking to me. terrorize - don't even. like you don't fully swoon over the sound of my vocals. but you can take your pick on where to see me but one of those choices better be sometime before we leave here. pretty insane that i haven't seen you yet. you can test your whole theory about whether i'll lose my mind earlier than you thought.

[fyisabela]

oh please — if you think i’m capable of giving you a white lie with a straight face, you’re delusional in the cutest way. you’d see right through me in two seconds. and don’t act like you don’t love the idea of me swooning a little. i’ve heard your vocals — i’m allowed to have my moments. but yes, fine, i’ll pick my show. i’ll even pretend it was a hard decision. except it’s actually not, because before we leave here, you’re stuck with me showing up. and if you really want to find out whether you can make me lose my mind? say the word.

[dennyhamliin]

there has been so much going on and people seem to be all over the place. i thought i saw you at the welcome dinner though. is there anything that you're looking forward to getting done or getting to see while you're here? i've already hit a bar and maybe a restaurant or two. then i promised someone we'd do the whole building a snowman and visit santa clause village which sounds cool. among the cool things. there's so much. @fyisabela

[fyisabela]

oh my god, so it was you i spotted across the room. i wasn’t sure if it was actually you or just someone with the exact same jawline and posture, which honestly would’ve been unfair to the rest of humanity. everyone’s scattered like we’re in some holiday movie montage, and i’m just trying not to slip on ice in front of people with cameras. i haven’t really planned much yet, but i’m dying to go see the northern lights the proper way — like bundled up, out in the middle of nowhere, no noise except the crunch of snow. maybe do one of those sauna then jump in freezing water things… even though i’ll immediately regret it and blame you for not talking me out of it.

[eizagonzalezmf]

Hola preciosa, I saw you at the welcome dinner last night but didn't get a chance to say hi. But please, please tell me we can get together tomorrow and maybe get a massage done? [ @fyisabela ]

[fyisabela]

eiza, mi amor, mi vida, don’t even tell me you were there and i didn’t get to hug you. i swear i spent half the night looking around like, “where is she? she has to be here somewhere.” yes — yes to tomorrow. block me out, i’m yours. a massage sounds perfect, especially after all the flying and pretending i’m not exhausted. we can do that, then maybe grab something to eat after? i need a little eiza recharge in my life.

[pedropascalmf]

Isabela - now is the perfect time for us to spend time together. We're both in the same place until Monday, so there's no excuse! We can go day drinking at the igloo bar and then attempt to ski or something crazy like that. [ @fyisabela ]

[fyisabela]

you realize igloo bar day drinking means i’m 100% dragging you onto the slopes immediately after, right? and i refuse to be held responsible when you’re the one eating snow while i’m gracefully…-ish… making my way down the mountain. but yes, pedro, no excuses. i’m here, you’re here, and the universe is basically screaming “hang out, you idiots.” so clear your schedule, because i’m not letting you back out of this.

[colemandayaz]

if only i could, but you do not need some! you are doing so good all on your own. it actually could be a very good description for this industry. i'm trying to be modest, let me have this! i consider myself lucky that my career has gone the way it has. especially sine not everyone who started where i did was so lucky. you think i don't triple check things? maybe it's both? probably both, but i've done the same. it's why we are amazing at multi tasking! you're welcome. oh my god, you understand that? most people look at me sideways when i try to explain. how did i not find this out sooner?

[fyisabela]

oh my god, modest zendaya just entered the chat — everyone take notes. and yes, i’m letting you have it, but i’m also calling you out because you’re pretending like you didn’t claw your way up with talent, intention, and the most ridiculous work ethic i’ve ever seen. luck only gets you so far, babe. the rest is you. and please, the triple checking? i practically do a full FBI level background check on my own schedule before bed. don’t act like you’re alone in the chaos. it’s absolutely both of us. that’s why we can juggle ten things at once without combusting… well, most days. multitasking queens — you’re right. i’ll accept the “you’re welcome.” and YES? finally someone who doesn’t give me that confused “are you okay?” face when i explain the whole homebody but can’t sit still paradox. i’m like… i love my couch more than anything, but also if i’m home for more than 24 hours i start pacing like a cat in a window. how did we not figure this out earlier? we could’ve been bonding over our contradiction core lifestyles ages ago.

[zaynjmaliiks]

thank you for the compliment, merced. what i am is a good one to have on repeat, in my humble opinion, and you hit the nail on the head there. i try to make tracks that make listeners feel good and the lyrics always mean a lot to me, so i'm glad i could hit that musical sweet spot of yours. people do connect to it, but i don't know... the studio is where i'm most at home, the stage is a lot more anxiety inducing. i haven't heard of psyche yet, but what about it took a lot out of you? so what you're saying is that i'll be spending a fuck ton of time in the cinema... understood. well, if the passport is tested too hard, then let me know. there's always room on the farm for some relaxing. but maybe the trip to finland will help you relax a bit.

[fyisabela]

oh, believe me — if a track hits that sweet spot for me, it’s because you crafted it that way. you can hear when someone cares about the words they’re singing, and you’ve always had that. it’s like you’re letting people sit in the room with you while you’re figuring yourself out. that’s why it sticks. and i get the studio thing. that controlled little cocoon where it’s just you, the mic, and whatever you’re trying to process? heaven. the stage is… a whole other creature. i still get knots in my stomach before certain scenes, so trust me, i get it. but the irony is: you look effortless up there. no one sees the internal chaos but you. it was one of those roles that messes with your head a bit — in a good way, just intense. lots of emotional excavation, lots of days where i went home and felt like i’d left pieces of myself on the floor. but it’s the kind of project you walk away from knowing you grew — as an actor and just as a person. so, worth every bruise on my soul, thank you very much. and yes, you will be in the cinema. repeatedly. probably against your will. the farm offer though? dangerous. you can’t just say things like that to someone who’s two wrong flights away from running into the woods forever. i might actually take you up on it if these next two shoots get too wild. mhm, i’m counting on it. cold air, quiet mornings, and maybe no one asking me to cry on cue for at least a day? that’s my kind of therapy.

[dakotasj-deactivated20251215]

isa, my darling! i've missed you more than words can describe. but i see you're as booked and busy as ever. proud doesn't even begin to cover how i'm feeling. what have you been up to lately? please fill me in on everything, i need the 411. @fyisabela

[fyisabela]

i’ve missed you too, but you already knew that. every time my phone lights up with your name i’m like, “okay everyone move, this is important.” and yeah… booked and busy might be the understatement of the century right now. i just wrapped psyche, which fully took over my brain for months, and i’ve got three more films lined up that are already fighting for whatever’s left of my sanity. i swear i’m living out of suitcases at this point — i don’t even remember what my actual closet looks like. but tell me why you’re acting like you’re not the definition of busy chic yourself? i need updates too. don't hold out on me.

[pedropascalmf]

Amazing, I'm thinking we do it on a black t-shirt with white font and maybe we even add some sparkle onto it. Give it a pop of razzle dazzle. People are going to eat it up just by the quote alone and when they realize it's us? We might even sell out. Sunnies indoors is such a diva move and I totally approve of it. I want to be known as that bitch, for sure. Please, Bella will be on a flight to LA so fast - it's going to be amazing to get the gang back together. You say funny and I say heartbreaking. My heart shatters every time I think I'm going to hear it, and then I'm reminded by Vanessa that he's only a few months old. Words won't be coming that quickly, but I still hold on faith that we made a tiny genius bebé. I just know that when he does say it, I'm not going to capture it on video. I might be doing something mid-way and hear that single word. I'll just have to pretend that I didn't hear what he said...because that'll just be best for my emotional mental state. I'll just tell myself that he still thinks that I'm the coolest person alive. I might even start a Thanksgiving dinner debate....maybe I should forewarn Javi about it. I'm truly heartbroken I'm not returning for season 3. We would of had a ball in between breaks with Madonna blasting and even during glam...damn. Now I want to get her a little cute blueberry hat. It'll be so chic. Better yet, she could really all out and create her own organic kibble and treats. Imagine the amount of doggie fans she'd gain? I can see it now. I'll feel so seen just having you believe in me as her number one fan. You have no idea. My delulu mind is going to run wild with it!

[fyisabela]

a black tee with white font and a little sparkle? oh yeah, that’s the one. just enough razzle dazzle to say “i’m refined” but also “don’t test me, i’m fabulous.” people are going to buy it without even knowing what it means — and then when they realize it’s us? instant sellout. we’ll have fashion girlies, film bros, and confused parents all wearing chic vintage bitches™. we’re showing up in sunglasses indoors, no smiles, giving dramatic cheekbones and attitude. i’m already practicing my “i’m too important to look at the camera” pose. bella will appear at the airport in full slay armor. it’s going to feel like an avengers-level reunion but with more sass and better lighting. every parent swears their kid is going to be a baby genius, and honestly? you might actually be right. i can picture you freezing mid task like a telenovela character the second you hear “dadda.” zero chance of video evidence. you’ll be so overwhelmed you’ll forget how phones work. honestly? that’s precious. but yeah, hold onto the fantasy that he thinks you’re the coolest person alive — ride that wave for as long as humanly possible. once he can talk clearly, he’s going to start exposing you in public. gen alpha children are vicious. if you drop a debate at thanksgiving without warning javi? wild. if you warn him? still wild, but at least he’ll be braced for impact. i’m fully expecting updates. and don’t even get me started on the heartbreak of season 3… we would’ve had dressing rooms vibrating with madonna. full glam sessions with vogue blasting, everyone getting their life while we yell, “strike a pose!” ugh. the universe robbed us. a blueberry hat for bon bon? STOP. that’s so cute i could scream. she would strut around like a runway model from “project woofway.” and her own organic kibble brand? you’re thinking like a true momager’s dream team. “bon bon bites: for the discerning diva dog.” she’d own the entire pet market. and don’t worry — you are her number one fan. i fully support this delulu era. honestly? i’m right there with you. delusional confidence is our shared superpower. we’re unstoppable.

[miagcth]

there is something very vulnerable and honest about it? it showed more than what some of the superhero movies did. people really did connect to it, the amount of stuff i saw about it? james isn't afraid of having emotion show, even when things are exploding around everyone. hawkgirl really stands out amongst everyone else. her story isn't often told and it should be. i still think female superheros need to be featured more. i am only being honest! your mental trophy shelf? that's adorable! oh, those early morning calls are the worst. though i do think now i can't say that when i saw what jacob went through for frankenstein. eleven hours in that chair! i can't be coy? that's one of my favorite things! i love pushing myself so hearing that i have range? that's a relief! i absolutely will react that way if someone ever asks.

[fyisabela]

exactly — that’s what made it resonate. it didn’t shy away from letting a superhero be human, and i think audiences are starved for that kind of sincerity. you can have all the spectacle in the world, but if there’s no heartbeat underneath it, it just… evaporates. james understands that better than almost anyone working right now. and god, yes, female superheroes need way more spotlight. not just as sidekicks or the emotional support character — but fully realized, complicated, powerful, flawed, brilliant leads. hawkgirl has all that history and grit and mythology, and she deserves to be loud. i feel a little honored (and terrified) to be the one carrying that. and you should be honest, because i’m soaking it up. the mental trophy shelf stays stocked, thank you very much. and yeah, those makeup calls? brutal. but eleven hours like jacob had? that’s just… inhumane. at that point i think you transcend the human experience and become a creature of pure prosthetic. and no, you absolutely cannot pretend to be coy. you’re too self-aware. you know exactly what you’re capable of, which is half the fun of watching you talk about it. range is one thing, but intentional range — choosing things that scare you, stretch you, challenge you — that’s rare. and you have it. so if anyone tries to question it, i fully expect you to just give them that tiny smile, tilt your head a little, and be like, “mm-hm… keep up.”

[pedropascalmf]

Ahh yes, I like that. Should it be like a quoted with our names following it? Because if we don't do that then how are people going to know it's us? The more you go on about this, the more I like it and know we need to make it happen. So, you better clear your schedule for a whole photoshoot, Isa. I'm almost certain that Bella will play their cards right. They won't want to miss this for the world. There are moments I even think he's about to say "dadda" but that just ends up coming out as, "daaa ahhhh" and that's it. Truly anticlimactic. But we're getting close to that day...I think. I don't know how I'll be able to handle Theo roasting me in gen alpha terms though. It's going to break my heart. All the kids just side eyeing each other being ready to call out whoever they think it was. I can't wait for Thanksgiving dinner. If you ever need a bit glamour and glitz inspo? Just light up Madonna and maybe even play some of her music. Blueberries are delicious, so she has great taste in diet like snackies. No worries, I'm definitely going to screenshots any replies from her and brag all about it. Then she's going to get a mass following. I can't wait for Bon Bon to take over the world. She's going to be such a superstar, ugh!

[fyisabela]

oh absolutely, we’re slapping our names on it. the kind of merch people wear without even knowing who we are… and then when they find out, they’ll pretend they knew the whole time. and don’t worry — i’m already imagining the photoshoot. full glam, dramatic lighting, maybe one shot with sunglasses indoors just to solidify how unserious we are. bella’s going to hear one whisper of this project and sprint to join us. theo babbling “daaa ahhhh” is so funny because you’re sitting there like: yes, son, go on… say it… say the word… and he just collapses halfway. but it IS coming. one day you’ll hear a very clear “dad!” and your entire heart will short circuit. and then two years later he’ll call you “mid” and you’ll have to pretend it didn’t emotionally devastate you. thanksgiving dinner with your new 67 knowledge is going to be legendary. they’re going to stare at you like you hacked into the youth database. for glam inspiration? madonna candle + madonna playlist = unstoppable. i guarantee you’ll suddenly feel the urge to reinvent your entire wardrobe. fuck yes, blueberries girl bon bon is ready for global domination. she’s cute, she’s dramatic, she’s an LA wellness queen — it’s only a matter of time before she gets brand deals for organic kibble or tiny dog sunglasses. and when she replies to your comments? screenshot. post. brag. make it your entire personality for the week. because honestly? you’ll have been noticed by the rising superstar of dog instagram. and i, as her loyal momager, will fully support your delusions of being her favorite fan.

[colemandayaz]

i might be a little booked and busy, i'll admit. i saw something about that and can't wait to see more about it. three more films? no rest for the wicked! it just shows how much talent you have and everyone wants the pleasure of working with you. i really just can't seem to keep still, i love being on the go even though i am also a homebody. i have zero idea how that works, i'm a mess. i survive off will power and insanity? if that helps?

[fyisabela]

girl, if that’s the secret formula then bottle it up because i need some. willpower and insanity might actually be the most accurate description of this industry and somehow you make it look effortless. and please, “a little” booked and busy? you’re everywhere in the best way. i swear every time i scroll i see another project, another shoot, another moment of you just casually being iconic while i’m over here triple checking my call times like a gremlin. and yes… three more films. no rest for the wicked or the wildly over ambitious, apparently. but hearing you say that means a lot, truly. i think we’re both just built from that same chaotic mix of loving the grind but also wanting to hide under a blanket at home. walking contradictions with good taste. so if you’re a mess, then i’m right there with you.

[pedropascalmf]

Are we just going to use words and no other image for the merch or do you think that we should our photos to it? If they're smart then they'll figure out a way to get on our good graces and be part of the rebrand. We might be powerful as 3. Yeah yeah, I don't want him coming to me years later and confused why I'm slandering all the kids. Don't want him to take offense to it. I'm loving every gibberish talk I get with him, even if he's drooling half the time. They're precious moments. Right?? Unless google is lying to me, that's what it means and the kids really made me think it was something much way worse. But lowkey? Glad that it isn't anything crazy. My candle next to Madonna's?? That's the closes I'll get to be cool and next to her, so I approve of it. She's a big blueberry lover? She's got taste! So no worries, I'll come baring all her favorite treats and be marked as her favorite tío. Can't disappoint my niece. Being a health queen tracks - she is an LA girlie now. Ohh period! I'll make sure to have a proper freak out when she likes my comments and even screenshot her replies (if she does) and post them on my insta stories.

[fyisabela]

okay but hear me out — the merch has to start with words only, super minimal, super clean, just “chic vintage bitches™” in an obnoxiously elegant font. that alone would sell out. then, for the second drop? we hit them with the photos. black and white, vogue coded, us looking dramatic and vaguely judgmental. the kind of image where people don’t know what we’re promoting but they want it anyway. and bella can absolutely join if they play their cards right… the power of the trio would be insane. you’re right to protect your future self. theo doesn’t need receipts of you dragging kids before he was even speaking. enjoy every drooly, half formed word he throws at you — you’re in the golden era. one day he’ll be saying full sentences and roasting you like all gen alpha children do. and honestly? i’m relieved 67 doesn’t mean something chaotic. kids love making adults sweat for no reason. but at least now you can drop the term casually and watch them go silent like, “who told him?” i’m honored to have my candle placed next to the madonna one. it’s like i’m spiritually rubbing elbows with royalty. that corner of my house is going to have insane aura type of shit — part diva, part menace. and yes, bon bon is absolutely a blueberry girl. salmon snacks, soft treats, blueberries… she’s basically on a better diet than i am. she’s going to lose her little mind when you show up with goodies. instant favorite tío status unlocked. also? she is an LA girl now. organic snacks, matching outfits, curated social media presence. you better believe she’ll like your comments — and if she ever replies, you better screenshot it. post it. frame it. act like you just got noticed by the hottest influencer in the dog world. because honestly? you did.

[dcorenswt-deactivated20260309]

I don't know how mom's do it, but they can make any mundane dish taste like that best thing you've ever eaten. And everybody always truly believes that their mom's cooking is the best. I think moms always do tend to have that sixth sense. My mom used to say that she knew when I would fall out with a friend before I did, just because she knew they were no good. Although, I don't know about your mom, but sometimes I think they're biased. Like when they're all over your partners, until you break up and then suddenly she never liked them. It can definitely make a different, especially when you're in a new country and you don't speak the language. Just getting your bearings can be a massive weight off your shoulders. I feel like all you need is one bad day and you're opening the first bookmark to book that flight. All of those are great options, I'd move away from the city for sure. A small, quiet town where there's only a few thousand locals and no tourists. I mean, it's not that difficult to make you look tiny. I keep telling everybody that it really is like walking around in a giant, human sized condom.

[fyisabela]

moms are literally culinary sorcerers — they can make eggs taste like a five star brunch and somehow a sandwich becomes a life altering experience. and you’re so right, everyone’s convinced their mom is the best cook alive. it’s universal law. and yes, the mom sixth sense is terrifyingly accurate. mine has called out every friendship or relationship that ended badly… after the fact, of course. she’ll be like, “i always knew something was off,” and i’m sitting there like, “did you? because you were hugging them just last week.” i think moms are equal parts psychic and deeply biased. you describing that “new country scramble” is so real, though. once you get your bearings, the whole world feels less overwhelming. but one bad day? yeah… suddenly you’re on google flights looking at “maybe i do need to move to sicily and raise goats.” and i’m with you — someday, give me a small quiet town with no tourists and a bakery that closes at 2pm because the owner refuses to work more than four hours. that’s the dream life. as for my height… okay, rude but also fair. i’ll just stand next to you whenever i need to feel tiny and adorable. and your description of the suit? accurate to a terrifying degree. it really is like a giant, high-budget human-shaped condom. no one prepared us for that level of vulnerability.