Blueberryfeelings

Sometimes strawberry Sometimes peach Literally vibing that's it

[cutetanuki-chan]

cowboy AU commission for Fey

commission info

[litepla]

Gideon the Ninth, first flower of my House.

[snakeplantz]

Merlin BBC Merlin they could never make me form a solid opinion about you !!! World’s bravest coward. The most loyal traitor. The most honest liar. The gentlest murderer. Destroys everything trying to avoid destruction. What a guy !!!!!!!

[chefthecat]

he devoted himself so fully to arthur that he lost sight of EVERTHING else goddammit merlin

[castielstiel]

[castielstiel]

[blueberryflavoredfeelings]

Lulu and Angel frost children short for Lutheran and Anglican

[jessiesjaded]

#bisexual o'neill

[fircyca]

[stargatesource]

STARGATE SG-1 || “Unnatural Selection” 6.12

[moss-sprout]

I'm starting a collection

[larval-tear]

dude wait. what if we got really close together so we feel safe

[strawlessandbraless]

[narcissa-black-supermacy]

i thought the “this is the face that launched a thousand ships, although now it would maybe be five-hundred.” line was just an internet joke but apparently that's a line Menelaus actually says in Nolan's Odyssey??

Not only that the language itself sounds straight out of a marvel forcibly funny haha moment, but Menelaus? The Menelaus who all thoughout human history, from Homer, to Sappho, to Euripides, to Virgil, to Shakespeare, to Brooke, to Barth; from Classical vases to Medieval poetry to Reinessance art, has been known as the man whose sword fell from his hands at the sight of his wife after 10 years apart?

"What joy for me to hold my wife" Menelaus?

"He flung the sword away, and kissed her feet" Menelaus?

"I believe all. I understand nothing. I love you" Menelaus?

"I have no fault to find; my wife, he daughter of Zeus and Leda, is mine again, she whom her brothers on their snow-white steeds, whilst torches blazed, made my happy bride, but gods removed her from my home." Menelaus?

The Menelaus who was picked out of the suitors by Helen herself? The Menelaus who couldn't kill a begging Trojan so his brother had to do it for him? The Menelaus who rescued Odysseus and got out Patroclus' body? The Menelaus who volounteered to fight Paris one on one so everybody could go home? Who kept expressing his guilt about himself being the cause of war through every assembly he spoke at in the Iliad? Who after 10 years away at Troy, took his wife through a 7-year long journey at sea back home, where he reinstated her as the queen of Sparta? Who wept like a child in front of Telemachus recalling the war and his brother and all the friends he lost and the only consolation being his wife' gentle hand on his?

You want me to believe that man scarred Helen's face and called her only worth half the ships because of it?

I'm actually physically sick just thinking about it.

[parasocializer]

What is his fucking problem

[blueberryflavoredfeelings]

Don’t trust your gut she lies for fun

[anaeolist]

anyway i love this scene

[sarafangirlart]

Greek heroes like Odysseus, Perseus and Theseus (and many others) seeing their Hollywood counterparts being atheists and disrespecting the gods:

[froopa-coopa]

some 'the locked tomb' sketches 🖤