Blueberryfeelings

Sometimes strawberry Sometimes peach Literally vibing that's it

[jessiesjaded]

#bisexual o'neill

[fircyca]

[stargatesource]

STARGATE SG-1 || “Unnatural Selection” 6.12

[moss-sprout]

I'm starting a collection

[larval-tear]

dude wait. what if we got really close together so we feel safe

[strawlessandbraless]

[narcissa-black-supermacy]

i thought the “this is the face that launched a thousand ships, although now it would maybe be five-hundred.” line was just an internet joke but apparently that's a line Menelaus actually says in Nolan's Odyssey??

Not only that the language itself sounds straight out of a marvel forcibly funny haha moment, but Menelaus? The Menelaus who all thoughout human history, from Homer, to Sappho, to Euripides, to Virgil, to Shakespeare, to Brooke, to Barth; from Classical vases to Medieval poetry to Reinessance art, has been known as the man whose sword fell from his hands at the sight of his wife after 10 years apart?

"What joy for me to hold my wife" Menelaus?

"He flung the sword away, and kissed her feet" Menelaus?

"I believe all. I understand nothing. I love you" Menelaus?

"I have no fault to find; my wife, he daughter of Zeus and Leda, is mine again, she whom her brothers on their snow-white steeds, whilst torches blazed, made my happy bride, but gods removed her from my home." Menelaus?

The Menelaus who was picked out of the suitors by Helen herself? The Menelaus who couldn't kill a begging Trojan so his brother had to do it for him? The Menelaus who rescued Odysseus and got out Patroclus' body? The Menelaus who volounteered to fight Paris one on one so everybody could go home? Who kept expressing his guilt about himself being the cause of war through every assembly he spoke at in the Iliad? Who after 10 years away at Troy, took his wife through a 7-year long journey at sea back home, where he reinstated her as the queen of Sparta? Who wept like a child in front of Telemachus recalling the war and his brother and all the friends he lost and the only consolation being his wife' gentle hand on his?

You want me to believe that man scarred Helen's face and called her only worth half the ships because of it?

I'm actually physically sick just thinking about it.

[parasocializer]

What is his fucking problem

[blueberryflavoredfeelings]

Don’t trust your gut she lies for fun

[anaeolist]

anyway i love this scene

[sarafangirlart]

Greek heroes like Odysseus, Perseus and Theseus (and many others) seeing their Hollywood counterparts being atheists and disrespecting the gods:

[froopa-coopa]

some 'the locked tomb' sketches 🖤

[dogpuppy]

[sp1ritb0x]

Tomodachi life

[radiqueer]

Human relationships are not transactional but they are reciprocal, which I think many of you with your ‘i don’t owe anyone anything’ shtick are too happy to forget

[aromanticduck]

Transactional: everything has to be exactly 50/50 all the time, pay me back for the £5 sandwich or buy me something worth exactly £5, I refuse to make an effort for you if there’s nothing in it for me

Reciprocal: you were there for me when I needed help, and I’m going to do the same for you, it doesn’t matter if one of us needs more or is capable of less, because the point is not equivalent exchange but mutual care

[blueberryflavoredfeelings]

Sometimes I think I’m a sexy and mysterious Black Cat Girl but then I remember I literally do not shut up ever I’m a Parrot girl ig

[blueberryflavoredfeelings]

Carroty kid like veggie tales but karate kid

[blueberryflavoredfeelings]

genuinely cannot relate to the whole penis envy thing because penises actually envy ME