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I love characters who are extremely hypercompetent and simultaneously massive losers
I guess the star map and treats were a good trade for the metal flowers.
Fletcher, spending the day with her ex in sullen, distracted awkward half-silence as they wander around a music festival exchanging occasional arm-length banter, both in their own heads about their personal baggage: ".....alright well I was gonna see the public drum circle event thing this evening.... You can come if you want unless you had plans..."
Carver: "i really should touch base with Silvana n Varis about whether they're needing someone to replace their lutist..."
Fletcher: "Ah~ ye... Ok. Makes sense. Tell em I said hey. And good luck"
Carver: "k...Thanks, I'll tell them."
Fletcher: "k... Bye"
Carver: "...bye"
Fletcher later, sitting in the crowd by herself watching everyone dance around like dumb stupid fun-having idiots, fuck them: "... learning Fireball would fix me."
Amassed some PC and NPC character portraits over the past couple months~ a couple I'm less pleased with than others, but so it goes~
some old OCs have been modded for DnD one-shots, though I haven't gotten to play them all yet.
these are personal projects/characters of mine. please do not reuse them.
normalize flopping. it’s ok to fail baby. sexy even
the amount of people saying "i thought you meant flopping on the ground". target audience
"What are you most afraid of?"
Nick, who has so far fought ghosts, zombies, dragons, werecats, undead headless knights, monster termite people, ogres, giants, never mind bandits and thugs, suffered crippling debt, joblessness, homelessness, near starvation, gotten lost in the woods, fallen asleep in ditches, and been hunted for sport: "Sharks" :/
Nick: "they got real big teeth, they'll eat you..." :/
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"What are you most afraid of?"
Fletcher, who has fought dragons, giant Shadowfell horrors as big as a house, rocs, cultists, slave traffickers, zombies, eldritch alien monsters, ghosts, sorcerers, wizards, paladins, demons, never mind the cops, common criminals who'd sell her blood for profit given the chance, and gotten lost in deserts, jungles, and mountains, suffered crippling sickness, drug addiction, subsequent critical withdrawal and lifelong depression: "my ex's mom" :/
Fletcher: "like she's fine, she's just like.. a Lot." :/
Kerri: Max profociency bonus, max charisma, performance expertise
Kerri: gets knocked out in round three of the qualifiers for a music competition
Kerri: "...I really don't belong here, do I"
This is one of the hottest things a man has ever done.
Thing is, the arrow missed. He didn't even need to catch it, but he does anyway and then turns and kills a motherfucker.
Yeah like why waste a good arrow?
some observations on color coding eyewear in ficton and their meanings
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Nick giving advice to a younger person: "well, you see, there comes a time in everyone's life... where they feel like their life is falling apart,
do not go gentle into that good night
be a bit of a bitch about it
fight or flight