Fysh

[fyshball]

[my-random--thoughts-deactivated]

[sea-salted-wolverine]

My fucking cat has figured out how to gently dig his claws into my eyelid and pull my eyes open while I'm sleeping. He does this. It does not hurt. He is remarkably precise and gentle. I however am asleep when it happens and do not appreciate being clockwork oranged by a needy clingy goddamn animal who thinks he needs attention.

[thememedaddy]

[thememedaddy]

[uwudonoodle]

[anxeious]

[pseudomantis]

My manager was in the break room with me and she said 'I don't ever remember oranges being THIS hard to peel' and I just responded 'they're making them harder to peel' without thinking and she looked and me and said. Why?

[planefood]

When was the last time you ate something green and NO GREEN M&M'S DON'T COUNT