One whole Bean™

Just a small friend trying to make their way in the world~

[riverlarking]

from “the worst journey in the world” (1922) by apsley cherry-garrard

[fairycosmos]

fucked that you can’t fix other people especially when you really care about them. Oh so im just supposed to be there for you while you suffer. like a useless cunt gargoyle

[balaclava-trismegistus]

if i dont respond to a message from you i can basically guarantee its not because i dislike you. im just getting attacked by imps and shit all the time genuinely.

[hylianane]

functionally suicidal character saying “I would die for you” to their significant other and its like. I get the sentiment, honey, but if a hot dog vendor told me he’d sell hot dogs for me, I wouldn’t feel very moved now would I

[maseratus]

Now a functionally suicidal character saying “I will live for you”. Now that’s a dynamic I can sink my teeth into.

[mousidy]

now how about a functionally suicidal character saying "I will sell hot dogs for you"

[mousidy]

[bisthefairy]

Hotdog vender lays down their life to protect their suicidal partner, who then takes over the hotdog stand to carry on their memory...

[maightymai]

[lindagoesmushrooming]

[reishidreams]

Reishi farmin’

[localgothdiz-archive]

It’s the Mush Room

[botanyshitposts]

this is where u wake up to get judged when u die 

[cipheramnesia]

Interdimensional House of Pancakes

[importantcatpics]

[thyrell]

[laserwalnut]

Strong as fuck ice piggy

[ink-the-artist]

Girls when their periods sync

[ink-the-artist]

do not even worry brother ive thought of everything

[jomjjeoro]

hey guys. this is my invention. check it out

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[shubbabang]

its not funny but i do think about it a lot

[dikdikpronouncedxylophone]

This made me think about this panel from Calvin and Hobbes:

But unlike the adult in this strip, Calvin’s dad actually APOLOGIZED for yelling at him when he saw how guilty his kid was:

[hotvampireadjacent]

[eurobeatbeetle]

bring out the rotating tiger

[fivehoursofscreaming]

so youre telling me that some asshole can just throw together meaningless shit and get notes and attention yet when i put actual thought into the things i say nothing happens i am so fucking done with this bullshit god damn fuck

[eurobeatbeetle]

[fivehoursofscreaming]

oh

[boydyke-rat]

Unironically garfield is kinda a fat liberation icon and I stand by that

[dankmemeuniversity]

[iamoutofideas]

[johnnyslittleanimalblog]

oh………..

it’s a kitty hurricane. 

[kashi-kakes]