One whole Bean™

Just a small friend trying to make their way in the world~

[nn-miika]

This pokemon’s cells spark with lighting when startled or angered. Behind its static walls, it actually hides a rather sensitive heart.

(couldn’t decide which background color so you guys get both) (8/27 edited caption)

[loiswasadevil]

[crownedpatriot11]

This is so fucked up Bobby would not be like this

[loiswasadevil]

It's an AU possibly dealing with Infection / an apocalyptic event

[birdbigbutch]

Its a photograph from real life

[milanesa42]

imagine being 1-wife-ear sized

[minttttttttttttttttttttttttttt]

sorry but this video is like a parasitic species to me

[skopostheorie]

Once I "made" a custom emoji for my mum by crudely drawing a hijab on it and now whenever she wants me to buy a coffee for her I get a text like this

[cnmcn]

absolutley enchanted by cobepee

[tim-official]

that poll going around of the guy who thought "people only eat tofu as a bit because they're deranged vegans" or whatever really crystalizes something that i have never been able to precisely say - which is "a nonzero fraction of people who start picky-eater discourse just happen to precisely hate those foods which are not from north america and refuse to introspect on this whatsoever"

[tim-official]

In contrast some people say "there aren't any picky eaters in Asia 🙄" but this is laughably untrue. I have a cousin in India who refused until his 20s to eat anything in a sauce. as you can imagine in India this was difficult. he basically had to pick things out of curry and wipe them dry

[bobcat-pie]

[hollowedskin]

[boneliness]

a trap song with the rapper growing increasingly concerned about all the gun sound effects in the music 

[boneliness]

[vivicas-dollhouse]

And i shit you not the pasta was creepy

[bungerc0re]

i trade money for goods and an amazing digital service

[nflstreet]

[monsterbutch]

this is one of my favorite reddit posts of all time

[formlessdemi]

God forbid Chippy do anything

[randomdeinonychus]

You absolutely must unmute this video.

[grickle14]

So dumb.

[indolentjellyfish]

summer's coming so I made them some fancy little drinks

[ishowdespair-deactivated2026012]

[eon-of-axolotls]

[babyjanedough]

Already know I wanna send this to people on June 1

[isuckattechnology]

Audio:

Erika, referencing ebenezer scrooge: You, boy! What day is it?!

Brennan, as a young boy: It's Pride, bitch!

[amiya-shirou]

what a lot of people don't realize is that you can't actually be born in real life. the concepts of pregnancy, birth and motherhood are a scam made up by Fromsoftware in 2015 to sell more copies of Bloodborne

[chortlebot]

before someone screenshots this and posts it elsewhere this is me