Senescence

[baebtae-blog]

[petapeta]

[howab0utn0]

"nobody fucking helps me in this house"

[fowler08]

I’m laughing so hard at this

[desfriandisespourtabouche-deact]

[mysimpsonsblogisgreaterthanyours]

[royonfire]

I present to you a puppy eating watermelon.

[ubertobrunch]

I can’t stop thinking about this

[williamfaulkner]

[burieddiamond]

[atypicalhipstaa]

[dietcrush]

[avantgardener]

This is so real

[thatisnotahat]

[enduredean]

u take a lot of selfies. do u think ur pretty or smoething? ur not

hi there, anon. i didn’t realize i took a lot of selfies. thanks for the info. so, your question was whether i think i’m pretty. you already answered that no, i am not. 

and i have to agree, anon. i don’t think i’m pretty bc i’m not.

i’m fat.

i always have a double chin.

i constantly look like i haven’t slept in a week bc of my dark circles

and, i always look sunburnt. idfk why

i have this white line across my nose that makeup can’t cover up 

i have tons of wrinkles on my forehead. like what the hell? i’m 25

also, it’s the size of fucking texas

i still don’t know how to smile in pictures bc i hate my fucking teeth

my feet are flat. my hips are huge. my boobs are weird. i am covered in stretch marks. my voice is grating. my ears stick out two miles from my head. i am always fucking sweating and i’ve been asked if i was pregnant more times than i can count. 

so, you’re right. i’m not pretty. i can’t stand the way i look.

which is why it’s so fucking important that i post “a lot” of selfies. bc, anon, you’d better fucking believe that if i look in the mirror that day and don’t cringe, i’m gonna take a fucking picture to save that tiny little second. and GOD FORBID i show the world that i posses a little self love every once in a fucking while. 

TO ANYONE READING THIS: DON’T EVER LET SOMEONE MAKE YOU FEEL ASHAMED FOR LIKING THE WAY YOU LOOK—EVEN IF IT’S JUST FOR A SECOND. IF YOU LOOK NICE, YOU TAKE THAT FUCKING SELFIE AND YOU SHOW IT TO THE GOD DAMN WORLD BC THEY DESERVE TO SEE THE GOD/GODDESS YOU ARE!

that beard finally coming in? go ahead, bro. take a selfie.

you finally got that piercing you’ve been wanting? not really my style, but you’re fucking rocking it. take a selfie.

your boobs look awesome in that shirt? take a selfie.

you finally lose or gain that weight you’ve been working on? take a selfie.

your eyeliner look awesome? your new sunglasses make you look like  a celebrity avoiding the paparazzi? you killing that tux? you feel a tiny, rare level of self love? you always on a high level of self love? you just like your face? 

TAKE A MOTHAFUCKING SELFIE!

thanks for the question, anon. this one’s for you.

[molotowcocktease]

Role model

[creepyyeha]

best.

[cubebreaker]

TurboRoo, a chihuahua born without its front legs, was given a 3D printed cart made by San Diego firm 3dyn so he could train to be a service dog for disabled children.

[rosalarian]

I think we could all use these pics today. 

[libutron]

Psychedelic Frogfish - Histiophryne psychedelica

When Histiophryne psychedelica (Lophiiformes - Antennariidae) was discovered in 2008, the University of Washington press officers were so smitten that they described this new frogfish as having "a face even Dale Chihuly could love" (Chihuly is an extraordinary artist renowned for creating magnificent glassworks).

With its amazing coloration of radiating, swirling stripes and a wide, flat face that emphasizes its turquoise eye shadow, this is definitely one of the most striking species. Its unique pattern of pigmentation is believed to provide camouflage protection in the coral reefs of Ambon and Bali, Indonesia, where it lives.

References: [1] - [2]

Photo credit: ©Erwin Poliakoff | Locality: Ambon, Maluku, Indonesia (2010)

[realfun-funeral]

hopefully listing them in my Etsy this week, when I get the time 💜💀

[this-is-my-renaissance-blog]

[leelegner-blog]

cute bees