[frawgs]

and then god was like let’s not give this bitch a break

[uncutgems]

This is from “Old Gays Try Grindr” and i’m dying

[violet-chachki]

[delreygrande22-deactivated20180]

I love wisdom

[whitepeopletwitter]

[straightboyfriend]

It’s Eat His Pussy Thursday make sure you eat his pussy

[terefah]

it’s friday.

[straightboyfriend]

Australians don’t interact

[d3monicas]

anyone else feel like god is just toying with u however he pleases . he thinks hes so funny . well im about to be hilarious

[spravato]

me about to commit blasphemy

[c2g69b8ab4]

my grandparents wifi password is spinach77

[wrongmovehoe-deactivated2020013]

This frogs been croaking for hours… no ones coming to fuck you beloved

[moonlight2016s]

when your hips don’t lie like they used to before

[anarchohellenism]

Op you’ve singlehandedly given me three broken limbs with this

[northmodern]

i know i called you bro but i meant babe.

[thenathanzed]

[cahootings]

What, pray tell, the fuck

[zainmehdi19]

Everybody needs and deserves some space to maintain their peace and individualism. Its about time we realize that. Preach that.

[valtsv]

me: *puts effort into my appearance before i go out anywhere* *checks myself out in any reflective surface i encounter* *observes myself in the mirror from the perspective of a stranger*

the unavoidable presence of margaret atwood that resides permanently in my consciousness:

[poltoncarayko]

i feel as if robert pattinson’s batman could go full slut and no i will not elaborate on that

[aureliism]

[heckdoilikedogs]