Can I get uuhhhh....

Why would I add a description when you can just look at my stupit little dumby dumb posts? You can find me on ao3 at G4rg0y1e :]

[softgrlfriend]

casting a spell. love will always find you! no matter how much you hide

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

struck by inspiration for a "sorry kitten, daddy is" shitpost. but sick of the kitten-daddy dynamic

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

sorry puppy dog, Your Beloved Master is busy emitting fluctuating levels of background radiation nuanced-yet-bizarre enough to infuriate local scientists

[g4rg0y1e]

i have never stepped on an earring before today. i didn’t know a body part such as a toe could make a crunching noise to such a thin intrusion. i didn’t expect that the christian god would be my downfall. not today. not ever. and yet the earring that has thoroughly damaged me was bearing the sign of the cross. a gold cross, made of lies and deceit.

on other notes, this couldve been avoided had i been wearing my glasses, but i lost them about a month ago so

moral of the story, fuck god?

[memeuplift]

[0x1-deactivated20220826]

dick makes people mentally ill. dick havers, dick wannabes and dick lovers are all insane. it's like toxoplasmosis, you have compulsive need to defend and push and worship dicks all the time and spead your dick mania to everywhere you go.

this seems rational and grounded in empirical evidence

[afloweroutofstone]

#lost in a fugue of penis delerium

[crapscicle]

[sister-hawk]

reblog to spread your dick mania to everywhere you go

[g4rg0y1e]

somethings not right here

[pseudomantis]

Twin boys

[monsterpotion]

wire son and cloth son

[datura-45]

When I’m a losing dog that my boss is betting on

[elucubrare]

i was on the way to the movies & i saw an old guy with a piece of wood over his shoulders. it was huge -- a pole several feet long with a kind of wide fan at the end of it. and i said "what the hell is that?" and he looked at me and had this kind of ear to ear grin, and he said "what do you mean 'what the hell is that'?" and he sat back on his heels, still with that big smile like the sun spilling from the underside of a cloud and waited for me to answer and i said "i mean i don't know why you're walking around with that thing, whatever it is." and he laughed and put down his pole and kinda clapped me on the shoulder. "can i get you a drink?" he said. and i said "no, the show's in ten minutes," and he said "oh? what are you seeing?" and i said "christopher nolan's odyssey, i'm pretty excited," and he sighed and picked up his oar and kept walking.

[ruthvsreality]

I don’t get the joke :( someone help me

[elucubrare]

in some versions of the Odysseus legend, Odysseus leaves Ithaca and is supposed to wander the world carrying a ship's oar until he finds a place where no one knows what it is. here, he encounters someone who doesn't recognize it, but since the narrator is going to see a movie version of the Odyssey, that anonymity can't last & he has to keep wandering.

[g4rg0y1e]

@crispysharkarcade look how they massacred my boy 😭😭

they took his fucking eye bro 😭

[podcastwizard]

LIKES TO CHARGE REBLOGS TO CAST

[the-goddess-of-annoying]

you people aren't CASTING

[the-goddess-of-annoying]

NO

[watermotif]

once i get taken out back and shot i'll be fine

[typewriter-worries]

where's that picture that ruined my life

[typewriter-worries]

found it

[typewriter-worries]

this comic did the same thing

[infertilityidol]

[syn4k]

"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s

[joyflameball]

[loveridden1999]

what are white gay men going through

[hellfirehoe]

the trio of joy and whimsy & the trio of doom and despair