[porterr-robinson]

[king]

[king]

I’m watching chamber of secrets with my bf and the scene Harry’s scar came on and he just turned to me and touched my forehead and went “forgive me…. but ur pop tart scar…..it’s legendary…” and I’m never going to fucking hear the end of this am I

[king]

Me: touches it

Him in a British voice: it’s hurting again isn’t it?

[c-tea-rex]

This is funny and all, but I would very much like to know what happened

[king]

I put pop tarts in the toaster oven and burnt my first batch got kinda pissed and made another batch and put them on a plate and got a glass of milk and tried going downstairs when I missed the first step out of agitation I fell down the entire flight of stairs spilling milk all over the place all the way down and at some point I broke the plate in half over my face and dropped my tarts went back upstairs made a third batch and only cried once

[unyanizedcatboys]

Pick up your pop tarts king your crown is falling

[ariesmarsinthe3rd]

[fuchsiacanid]

[serenasaystoday]

me when i finally watch the old hollywood classic that everyone berates me about never having seen before

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

Every other character in Naruto: Here is my SUPER SPECIAL JUTSU! Rock Lee:

[homoidiotic]

is it okay for lesbians to watch brokeback mountain\love simon\moonlight etc?

are u asking me if it’s okay for lesbians to watch movies

[ironpour]

the answer is no 

[apjvff]

*calls employer after job interview*

me: oh um, hello, i was here for a job interview last week and i was just wondering how it went? *clenches teeth and holds my breath*

employer: oh sorry the job opening went to someone else

me: is it my pussy stink or…..?

[prostatewizard]

BYE

[the-boy-with-the-pearl-earring]

Where my background singers at?

[localtiktoks]

[catchymemes]

[only1-deactivated20210531]

her mind

[jingles]

x

[re-bee-key]

The struggle. The uneven tear. The cat fucking stomping the chocolate getting it everywhere. This video has it all.

[maggotgrass]

Im fucking crying

[discreetwithabellyring-deactiva]

When U think about it Azealia Banks isn’t actually homophobic or racist because her brain has actually been evolved into a post-capitalism dimension, where the structures of racism and homophobia were erased. Why do you think many of her actions seem to put her own career and her profits at risk? Is this the work of an artist living under capitalism? NO

[pettydavis]

me when i press play on 212

[31st]

HELP

[jeremymfhill]

[pettycentral]

[imaslutforcaptainamerica]

Wow I have never related to something more in my LIFE

[crazyshitisay]

Jade started SWINGING