[shaxaphone]

cute things to call your girlfriend: 1. sugar  2. honey  3. flour  4. egg  5. 1/2lb butter  6. stir  7. pour into pan  8. preheat to 375°

[winterforlovers]

[fullflavormenthol]

THIS SHOW IS COMEDY GOLD AND IF YOU DON’T THINK SO YOU NEED TO REEVALUATE YOUR LIFE

[niiikooooo]

[gathermyspirits]

[culturistjack-deactivated201804]

I'd very much like to punch a feminist.

I’d never, ever hurt a lady but I’d be happy to punch a feminist. It’d bring me great joy.

[olisaurusrex]

I’m 6’2 and weigh 180lbs

ready when you are

[thattallsummonerguy]

Or if you’d like to have some more options….

I’m 6’4” 228 pounds and have 9 years of combined martial arts training and 3 years of being a Line Backer in football. Just in case you are looking for variety.

[wontbeafraid-deactivated2014041]

what about a lady and a feminist. warning, combatives certified soldier.

[nevergenders-moved]

im tiny, i’m like 5′4 and 130 lbs but u can fight me too

[scumbagsblog]

Reblogging for the last one cuz that’s adorable

[gabisthoughts]

Does anyone have good tips for not harshly judging the selfies you take?

[blackness-by-your-side]

white people think the world belongs to them… however, what goes around, comes around

[clamchowdurr-deactivated2022040]

God is good

[thecherrywinehouse-deactivated2]

🙌🏾

[kenyanxgyal-deactivated20191123]

Look at the animal kingdom doing the lords work

[vibraniumacrylicpowder]

Amen Hallelujah, won’t He do it.

[thepinkcornmoon-deactivated2018]

the circle of life 👌

[iheartmoscato-deactivated202603]

Whatever you do comes back 3 fold

[prettyboyshyflizzy]

Natural selection

[ruinedchildhood]

[yuyufashion]

[babyanimalgifs]

PLEASE READ THIS POST AND SPREAD AWARENESS

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via lowsodiumham)

[ruinedchildhood]

[15x20]

[fashion-clue]

www.fashionclue.net | Fashion Tumblr, Street Wear & Outftis

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via justanotherintern)

[babyanimalgifs]

omg how cute

[tastefullyoffensive]

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

“I AM THE BAG DOGE

GUARDIAN OF THIS BAG”

[sexysuni]

That person must have a really strong upper body to carry that doge

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

Right?

Gonna lift this whole doggo <3

[cryoverkiltmilk]

A bag is just a hug that takes you places. (:

[geniusorinsanity]

this is the most beautiful fucking thing I’ve ever seen

[flyingeagleclaw]

A BAG IS JUST A HUG THAT TAKES YOU PLACES!!!!!!!

[wikilifeadvice]

limit pasta consumption

[breastforce]

blocked

[kingtcholla]

MY BIRD IS SITTING IN THE TOP CORNER OF HER CAGE CALLING MY DOG’S NAME AND ASKING IF HE WANTS A TREAT AND IF HE WANTS TO GO TO OUTSIDE AND HE’S TOO STUPID TO REALIZE IT’S HER SO EVERYTIME SHE SAYS SOMETHING HE LOOKS AT ME LIKE

  SHE LAUGHS EVERYTIME TOO AND NOW HE’S JUMPING ON ME AND BARKING AND GETTING MAD AT ME LIKE OLIVER TURN AROUND AND LOOK IN THAT HUGE ASS CAGE AND BEG HER FOR A FUCKING TREAT OR SOMETHING. 

[kingtcholla]

NOW SHE ASKED IF HE WANTS TO GO FOR A WALK 

  SOMEONE HELP. 

[kingtcholla]

NO OLIVER, IGNORE ECHO. NO ONE IS HERE 

I PROMISE. 

[kingtcholla]

I’M 1000% DONE.

“OLI GO CAGE.” NO OLI 

  DON’T. 

GO. 

CAGE. 

[starsfallinreverie]

birds straight-up fuckin with other pets is my jam