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would you trust Claire’s (the children’s accessory store) or Kaibacorp (the children’s entertainment company) more with your child’s transition vote now

calyxestra

hunters

wispscribbles

lil preview for some retired ghostsoap art !

cod-dump

Ghost knowingly buys a haunted house because he needed a place to live and by this point he didn't care if it was haunted. But, instead of harassing him or making living there hell, the spirit actually is very helpful. It does the dishes, helps find things that Ghost had misplaced, is far better than any guard dog that Ghost has ever owned, and is a decent companion. Though there was a messy incident involving the dishwasher overflowing with suds, which led to the affectionate name Ghost gave the spirit.

Soap.

lululandd

theres also this little incident.

ashbashsquashmabosh

So you're telling me that the bastard son and the devil himself has a complex slowburn poly relationship that grows naturally over time and is never oversexualised or fetishized????!!!!! In which all three express their love for one another and are adorable with great banter???!!!

The books could never

mylarena

Soap: I love the kind of man who will actually just kill me. You know, when I left the house today I was thinking "Damn, I really hope some hot guy paints my brains all over some fucking hallway." And here we are.

Soap: I mean really, just absolutely destroy me. I'm talkin' full on, watermelon-in-the-thighs level carnage. And I want it to scare the shit outta me. I mean, I hope I piss myself. I hope I piss myself and you call me your little "peepee pisspiss boy."

Soap: I want you to fuck me up. I mean I want you to make me your bitch. Your little peepee-piss-myself-bitch.

Soap: I want it to get embarrassing. I mean like… weirdly embarrassing. Unsanitary, too. We should be entirely different people, by the end of the first 8 hours. Do you understand what I'm trying to say here? I mean, I'm a real freak. I'm not normal. Sir…

Ghost: …

Soap: Please… You have to crush me.

amikoroyaiart

When you have two brainrots you gotta mixt them

Have Togruta Ghost and Zabrak Soap. They are both Jedi Knight in this AU.

For @hoodedmiho because we are both obsessed with this AU now

veryfunnymemes

aromoji

Won’t that only solve 75% of your problems?

queenophydea

aromoji

The book solves half of your problems, not all of them

Say you have 8 problems. You read the book, and you have 4 problems. You read the book again gets rid of HALF, of those 4 problems. So you’re left with two. Out of the 8 problems, 6 were resolved and 6/8 is 75%.

augie279-deactivated20191219

Finally Tumblr can do math

avatar-of-the-vast

So, what you’re saying, is that if I buy infinite books, I will solve all of my problems, because the sum as n approaches infinity starting at 1 of (½)^n equals 1, which would be 100% of my problems.

acesian

No, you will only ever be able to become infinitely close to solving all of your problems, like this:

queenophydea

Please stop explaining math to me im gay

yorksilk

quecksilvereyes

that’s why radioactive material is such a bitch! it only ever deteriorates relative to its mass so it will never completely vanish

the-dracologist

This post is pushing me to the limit

endgameexecutor

thetomska

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xinakwans

celebrities on twitter reblogging the tumblr twitter accounts “welcome to superhell” tweet thinking its about elon buying twitter when its literally about destiel

louferrignojrofficial

@fellshish

megafreeman

Twitter doesn't plan to do anything about impersonators that pay $8 to pretend they're a celebrity. People are already doing it

There's even an equivalent of John Green cock monologue

997

im all of them

screamydreamy

tom hardy saying he feels at odds with his status as a male action hero bc he feels "intrinsically feminine" is miles and miles more gender fuckery than anything harry styles has done in his entire career

heavysass

boyband boy could never effortlessly be this

uvradical

The full quote (asked if he had sex with men):

"Of course I have. I'm an actor for fuck's sake. I've played with everything and everyone. I love the form and the physicality, but now that I'm in my thirties, it doesn't do it for me. I'm done experimenting but there's plenty of stuff in a relationship with another man, especially gay men, that I need in my life. A lot of gay men get my thing for shoes. I have definite feminine qualities and a lot of gay men are incredibly masculine. A lot of people say I seem masculine, but I don't feel it. I feel intrinsically feminine. I'd love to be one of the boys but I always felt a bit on the outside. Maybe my masculine qualities come from overcompensating because I'm not one of the boys."