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[dailynarnia]

is jake gyllenhaal gay??

why would you ask us, a narnia blog, this

[ammnontet]

i cant stop editing nancy comics. and also ive never edited a bunch of someone else's comics before in my entire life.

[mockva]

Man notices an Eagle eyeing the fish he just caught

[mexicain-sans-frontiers-v2]

[the-davest-of-uncles]

*gets back to the nest* baby you are NEVER gonna believe how i got this fish

[sm64mario]

the ask box is open for one ask make it'a count

[sm64mario]

ohhhh i'a start crying and'a sniffling and'a you'a make mario so happyy!!!! ohhh mamma mia you'a so kind to mario

[solarprominence]

I maintain that the best summation of my feminist beliefs are that men and women are not fundamentally different. There are a few quantifiable differences if you average out every woman and every man, but they are not qualitative. And most of them are socially constructed, and would be fixed if we started treating men and women the same. Neither is inherently smarter, neither is inherently kinder, neither is inherently more stoic or stronger or angrier or softer. Everyone is obsessed with the differences between women and men, with finding them and creating them and distancing themselves from the "other half". It's fucked up

[important-cat-pics]

[rickybabyboy]

world strongest

[freakalive]

@kittybroker

[kittybroker]

Heavy lift doing all the hard work here on the market! Now weighing in at only $8.80!

[asexual-amanita]

As summer is approaching, I’d like to remind everyone that you are not entitled to ask someone to cover up their scars, self inflicted or not. I don’t care if they’re big, I don’t care if they’re noticeable, or purple, or all over their body, or what. You can’t police people’s bodies.

[asexual-amanita]

This also goes for my friends with feeding tubes, ostomy bags, central lines and urinary catheters. People are allowed exist in bodies that stray from the expected norm.

[ultrainfinitepit]

All the Pride Angels I've made so far. You can find them individually at the links in my About Page.

[victusinveritas]

[thememedaddy]

[idratherhavefreedom]

[gokucat]

feeding her stuffie must live on....

[whatcoloristhatcat]

seal point

[sforzzz]

copper ii sulfate has no reason to be this blue. this shade of blue looks like it should only be a digital invention

[chongoblog]

[cleo-fox]

Writing tips:

“You feel the bulge in his pants” - implies that you are feeling some guy’s penis, may be sexy depending on context

“You feel the bugle in his pants” - implies that this guy has a military horn in his pants, invites confusing questions like why does he have that and how big are his pockets

[maple-seed]

Both options convey that he's horny

[cleo-fox]

How dare you be funnier than me on my own post

[babushkaat]

[eizneckam]

i'm sorry but a lot of you guys need to be writing short stories.

[eizneckam]

"[x story type] but what if-" short story. come on man you should know that if your story is easily blurbed down to "interesting thing happens" that is not going to sustain a reader for 400-600 pages. a book is where you write an actual narrative, not a cool idea that came to you in the shower last night.

there's nothing wrong with writing a short story! there are lots of good short stories that revolve around Interesting Ideas. What if I was my own mother. What if fish people were real and also (evil) living in massachusetts. What if you were your own worst enemy, literally. lots of good short stories there, all at just the right length for a cool idea. no one is going to go see the feature-length adaptation of William Wilson though, because that's it. unless you add in a tragic backstory and a love interest and so on and unfortunately there are a lot of novels and movies running around out there that clearly were meant to be a short story before someone took them and stretched them to a silly length.

your short story doesn't even have to be short! herman melville wrote over 100 pages of a guy who hated his job so much he died of being a hater the end. good show, herman. thank you

novellas exist. you can write one. please. it's necessary for the land to survive

[eizneckam]

@justaflyintooka "The Shadow Over Innsmouth", by H.P. Lovecraft

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

You guys should also be reading short stories, they're like a lovely cool bottle of mineral water if mineral water was concentrated fucked-uppedness.

[themainspoon]

A quick update for all my fellow r/196 migrants about how things are going back in the motherland. A saga has unfolded:

It began with a basic hornypost, and a comment under said post:

So, the fatal BreadSlice was getting clowned on in the replies, until:

So yeah, the more things change the more they stay the same I guess.

[eggfucker700]

please tell me a gaggle of monsterfucker muppets heckled op in the street by singing "there goes mr asshole there goes mr bitch"

[gregtom]

[k-simplex-deactivated20241001]

Happy Pride