Johann159

Nightblogging all day every day If I ever officially leave, I'm spinning up a bbs.

[johann159]

@mutuals I have changed my header for the first time since like 2016 and i am dead serious

watch this space if things get more stupid

[just-spacetrash]

in my little pony universe youd go to a job interview and theyd be like so how does your cutiemark reflect your dedication to this position. And every time youd have to spew some bullshit about how your cutiemark of two tennis rackets actually means youre a team player and good at multitasking and view the market like a playing field. or whatever. and you wouldnt even get the job

[fvckw4d]

Thanks to Equestria v Sugar Sprinkle, cutie mark interview questions are considered hiring discrimination, so if anypony asks you any cutiemark related questions or even alludes to any questions about your cutiemark such as "In your own words, describe your life purpose" you can and should refuse to answer. Know your rights, ponies.

[mapsontheweb]

Global Farming Land, USGS Survey.

[thecybersmith]

This doesn’t show Antarctica. For all we know, there could be LOTS of farmland there.

[megapope-deactivated20220531]

This has got to be my new favorite thecybersmith post because there’s no explanation for it other than he’s very, very stupid. Human pet stuff you can write off as a fetish that he’s trying very hard to legitimize, support for monarchism and the belief that his birth is the most significant event in western civilization since the fall of the roman empire just explains the human pet stuff further by showing that he fetishizes power over others, but none of that can possibly justify the belief that there may possibly be millions of acres of arable land in Antarctica

[lumsel]

There's an open pit in the middle of our office plan that drops down into a bunch of very sharp spikes that kill you instantly. This is bad. People keep falling in there and dying. Someone put a sign up, the other day, all bright yellow so you can't miss it, that says "Beware!!! Spikes!!!"

The office immediately split into two factions over it. One says that if anyone falls in the spike pit it's their own fault for being so stupid and not watching where they're walking, so we should remove the sign. The other says that the sign is an insult, there shouldn't be a spike pit in our office at all, and having the sign up like that is just normalising the existence of the spike pit, so we should remove the sign.

We ended up removing the sign. Probably for the better. Still... for a while there it looked like it might have worked...

[unusual-pybro]

[m1dori-eyes]

Nobody has ever been capable of writing a scathingly harsh and well formulated satire about the perils of modern capitalism, that doesn't just get immediately one-upped by some random food service worker talking about their actual week.

[wizardarchetypes]

just used a detail paintbrush to put 1/1000th of a drop of this shit on my gums and can’t feel my whole mouth so i’m glad i’m just now using it

[fieldexplores]

Never Learned - Gator Days

[twenty-fourth-order-simulacra]

...the alt text?

[legallybrunettedotcom]

[inbabylontheywept]

Until death, all defeat is psychological.

[demadogs]

nothing can break the bond between a friend who loves spoilers and a friend who just watched an amazing show and needs to tell someone the entire plot from start to finish

[demadogs]

alternatively: nothing can break the bond between a friend who doesnt read and a friend who just read an amazing book and needs to tell someone the entire plot from start to finish

[demadogs]

nothing can break the bond between a friend who cannot and will not watch horror but is still interested and a friend who just watched an amazing horror movie and needs to tell someone the entire plot from start to finish

[enki2]

[androdragynous]

[ID: A tweet by TylerAlterman:

"In the middle of a "forcing party" where friends and I are forcing one another to do the things that we've been avoiding.

So far: [bullet list] A passport has been filed for; An inbox has been zero'd; A personal website has been created; & more.

I recommend this format!"]

[anathemaegg]

call that attending an Executive Function

[squidinktea]

i dont want 22 episode seasons back. i dont want 8 episode seasons. i dont actually want a prescriptive number of episodes per season

its the era of streaming. we dont need to fil x number of timeslots.

i want tv shows to be able to determine for themselves what their optimal number of episodes per season to tell the story they want at the pace they want. maybe thats a 3 episode season. maybe thats a 50 episode season. i dont care, i just want the decision to be made for practical and artistic reasons rather than corporate ones

[prometheus-fall]

Playing the Index ( GONE WRONG )

[byjove]

My dad used to say that the only men who are adamant about their female sexual partners being virgins before them and obsessed with women having low body counts are men who are extremely bad in bed and are afraid of their female sexual partners having anything to compare it to and the ability to recognize that sex is supposed to be good and that particular guy is not good. Which I believe to be true but it was a bizarre yet insightful bit of sex ed to get as a teenager.

[austimpowerz]

surely another trinket will cure me

[despazito]

[busket]

omfg my post. I made this lmfao

[funny-tik-toks]

[trying-trying2lyk]

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

[justatiredlittlesnail]

[trainwreckgenerator]

Hey OP of the thing you reblogged about Flock refusing to remove their equipment is in fact a wacko conspiracy theorist and a raging antisemite

kind of a tricky one here cause while a quick scan of their blog reveals that yeah this is someone dipping their toes in some race science shadow cabal shit and i dont wanna platform that i do still want more conversation abt the flock cam thing, cause while op was definitely some flavor of white anarchobolsh channer they dont seem like a full nutjob theyre just a pretty traditional turbo online edge-as-politics poster. and the conclusion of their post about how "the spyware is actually spyware" is pretty lukewarm and relevant to the ongoing topic. i guess i could just find actual articles about this and post them myself instead but i dont want tooooo