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leofwyn // 27 // they/them

[anime-girl-ash-williams]

[rabbitscreams]

if you want to lose weight, it's always assumed it's because you want to be skinny

if you want to exercise more, it's always assumed it's because you want to be skinny

if you want to eat better, it's always assumed it's because you want to be skinny

and so all information, advice, encouragement, and resources for these things is relegated to only being about this one singular goal. they don't tell you that building muscle while fat will help ease joint pains because your body can better support you, or that eating nutritiously will help your body have more energy and work more efficiently, or that working to maintain a steady weight, both up and down, will reduce stress on your organs. nope, it's all skinny skinny skinny skinny you wanna be skinny dont you wanna be skinny ooooo skinny

[bunnygirljesus]

Black ppl deserve to feel safe and welcomed on the internet, on fandoms on whatever community or hobbies they want without having to deal with antiblack racist attacks, microaggressions or enablers of antiblackness . And if u genuinely consider urself to be left leaning or an ally or woke you should do and try to unlearn the colorism, texturism , eurocentrism and antiblackness

[grimeclown]

 “hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you?”

“yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?”

“absolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?’

“uuuuuh hold on”

*fishes something out of my pocket*

“mikey what do i do?”

“get the fries. youll need the energy in the coming days”

*stuffs it back in my pocket*

“uhh yes please  the meal would be great”

[texcritterspizzajamboree]

serious question: can anyone else see this post? am I hallucinating?

[meme-loving-stuck]

this is like Schrodinger’s fucking meme because half the time the pic is deleted and the other half it’s visible

[kaban-bang]

[hymneminium]

Not that there's anything wrong with having something wrong with you

[probablyautistic-definitleygay]

[mumbo-isthemoonbig]

i was so naive in thinking that spirk shippers were exaggerating. what the fuck is wrong with these two.

[mumbo-isthemoonbig]

SPOCK HAS A MATING CYCLE?????

[gogeyama]

[nouveau-riche-princess]

ever since they banned ninja swords in london now phone snatchers have to simply use their ninjutsu to aid in phone snatching, which has ironically made the problem much worse as you're often targeted by lads using shadow clones or they straight up just rasengan you like fuck off

[slingbees]

the most relieving thing to ever happen in the naruto anime is when Jiraiya puts his clothes back on and the innermost layer makes a clinking noise, finally reassuring you that people in the naruto universe are wearing light armor and not fishnets

[narutofashion]

I’m sorry WHAT. I thought they were fishnets?? have I been wrong all this time?!

[biuzumaki]

its been stated in numerous info books and such that the standard ninja gear includes lightweight chainmail. it IS mesh, but its a mesh constructed from metal wiring for flexible protection.

[narutofashion]

this blows my mind, I had no idea. like I don’t think y'all understand just how shocked I am about this

[tigerdragon1001]

[rhymewithrachel]

watching twilight and I keep making myself laugh imagining if it was just alucard or any other vampire instead of Edward. POV nausferatu goes to ur school

[cucurb]

hey guysss so unfortunately the rumors are true and im leaving the narrative. Buttt the good news is my absence will create such a gaping hole in your lives that it will become a sort of presence itself, and so in a way it will kind of be like i never left! But i am. Leaving just to be clear.

[theoriginalmeep]

[palossssssand]

Early route bug line of the Alker Region! Based on the mosquito life cycle and detectives. By taking a blood meal, Mosquitective has the ability to gather information about its victim, so it is a common companion pokemon for solving crime.

Name: Cuquilarv (culicidae + curious + inquisitive + larva) Type: bug Species: curious pokemon Ability: oblivious Hidden ability: frisk Stats: HP- 30 Attack- 20 Defense- 30 Special Attack- 50 Special Defense- 40 Speed- 40 Base total- 210 Evolves into Moscreet at level 10

Name: Moscreet (mosquito + discreet) Type: bug Species: inspector pokemon Ability: anticipation Hidden ability: intimidate Stats: HP- 40 Attack- 30 Defense- 60 Special Attack-90 Special Defense- 90 Speed- 60 Base total- 370

Evolves into Mosquitective at level 15

Name: Mosquitective (mosquito + detective) Type: bug/psychic Species: investigator pokemon Ability: Justified Hidden ability: Bulletproof Stats: HP- 55 Attack- 60 Defense- 70 Special Attack- 125 Special Defense- 100 Speed- 80 Base total- 490 Mosquitective has a signature move: Drain(psychic)- The user focuses its mind to absorb the thoughts of the opponent. Drains half the HP dealt. Category: Special Power:85 PP:10

A line that I really like and has remained mostly unchanged over the years besides being simplified! I've always been fond of the idea of "bad" organisms being portrayed as "good" (and there's nuance to that of course) so you can imagine my delight when they released Buzzwole. I still think we need more dipteran representation in pokemon. It's always a challenge whenever designing a pokemon based on a human occupation and it's always really funny when pokemon lore insists the pokemon came first and humans just got inspired from it.

[i-give-you-a-fish]

brother what was i looking up last night

[grox]

When all you have is a vase, all your problems start to look like flowers

[aflo]

Well sometimes my problems look like two heads facing each other really close

[fangshazzard]

I bet raising your arm and summoning a weapon for you to grasp feels good as fuck

[unashamed--felinity]

Tbh there is an overabundance of media about a nonhuman creature's deep desire and journey to become human, and so very few of the opposite

Many of those movies/shows are very good and I like them but the whole time I'm feeling like it's tragic in a way. The thought of a creature giving up its otherness to assimilate into humanity is really fuckin sad to me. Or a human getting the chance to be something else freaking out and rejecting it.

Just makes me feel all the more alienated, y'know. Like "damn why don't I relate to this allegedly universal enthusiasm for being human" and "why is the desire to be anything else always wrong"

[emiratexaaron]

I want more stuff where a human chooses to stop being human, and this is portrayed as a reasonable choice, and the person is happy as a result.

[dykelawlight]

[astronomical-bagel]