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nil + in the flood | Horizon Forbidden West (2022) footage from hfwpc by @kittleskittle
nap time with the pebbles :)
“Trial of Hearts” Get enough hearts or else you won’t be able to survive Ganondorf’s hotness, which is also a good reminder to stay hydrated ;3
So excited for this big guy to return :3
Ganondorf using his new form to distract his apponents
“Secret Weapon” 2023 Hydrated Ganondorf! I’m so happy that he’s canon!
Recharge Hydrated Ganondorf Comic
here's where to find it on windows 10
Ugh, it was in mine. It's off now.
IT GETS WORSE
I had to turn this off, but it's something that allows Windows and anyone using your device to generate text/images.
LOBOTOMIZE YOUR MACHINES
AI is a freacking plague, I share this for any windows user.
I feel like a lot of people engaging in torture are not treating their victims as if they could have blood borne pathogens 🤔
Is what my wife said apropo of nothing as we were silently drifting off to sleep
Uh oh
Is what she said when I immediately reached for my phone and opened Tumblr instead of responding
@everything-you-feel-is-real I know by tumblr tradition that I'm to say "impossible, my posts never blow up like that," or "please don't do this to me."
But I feel in my bones that you are right. If this is to be my wife's moment of glory, I am willing to suffer notification overload, that the world may know she is funny. #MyFunnyWife
Danny has an Ice Core.
He isn't aware of it, but this does, in fact, greatly influence how his ghost form looks as he grows up.
His appearance starts getting more rugged, eyes a paler, more piercing green, hair a bit more uncontrollable and wild.
He packs muscle easily, even in human form.
When in ghost form, he has an aura of something patient and dangerous, and that sense only grows the older he gets.
Basically, our boy starts to look like a viking.
No matter how goofy and bumbling he really is, his first impression is always a horrifying moment for whoever is meeting him.
And as his ghost form grows with his human form, he outgrows his hazmat outfit. Frostbite and the Far Frozen fashion him some new clothes-which only compliment and play off of the viking aesthetic he's got going on.
And with the height he inherited from his father?
Our man is a very, very intimidating figure to look at. More so than Dan; because while Dan was dangerous and scary, he was all energy and lightning and rage.
Adult Danny comes across as lethal and terrifying, all ice and persistence and that final, terrible silence before you realize you've already died.
Dan felt like the warrior in front of you. Danny feels like the wilderness in winter, vast and unforgiving.
Anyways, when a summoning for Klarion goes horribly wrong and Danny gets called instead, the Justice League has a moment where they're convinced they've summoned something much, much worse than Klarion.
And Danny, standing there completely confused, is not helping by remaining silent and still while staring John Constantine in the eye.
Good news, the bad guys are also very concerned about the weird ghost viking and are actually moving to stand side by side with the Justice League on this.
Bad news, who the fuck is this guy?
"...Fuck," is all Constantine whispers, backing away slowly.
@simplestoryteller
I FOUND THE BITCH
I FOUND THE HALF REMEMBERED ART THAT PLANTED THE SEED FOR THIS
I WAS SO EXCITED I FORGOT I COULD HYPERLINK
I couldn't stop thinking about it. I had to write how Danny comes off as to others. Playlist I actually listened to while describing him forgive me i went too far and what Danny's actual personality is
The summoning ritual was finished, and John braced himself for Klarion's imminent arrival. Bruce could only hope that what the mage had to offer would be considered valuable enough for the chaos demon's assistance.
But something was off.
Instead of the burst of hot air that so often heralded Klarion's arrival, there was a silent rush of cold.
And someone much more intimidating stepped through.
The man's hair was white, his eyes were a pale, glowing, piercing green, and his skin was as pale as the snow that had started to fall. Taller than Superman, quieter than Batman.
He wore a furred mantle that bore no resemblance to any animal Bruce knew of. His hair was braided out of his face, his armor bore shimmering Ancient Nordic designs that were so old, Bruce couldn't find a single rune he knew.
Hovering above the man's head was a crown of solid, glittering ice. It sloped and spiked, and every movement shook snow from it's small peaks. Above that, hovering between reality and a dream, a miniature Aurora Borealis flickered in and out of view.
The crown was less a crown and more a small group of mountains, plucked from Norway and shrunk into something befitting the being in front of them.
Looking upon him forced Bruce to confront his own mortality, because this entity was dripping with lethality. Not the type he was used to, not the kind that could be met with the cold steel of a blade or the sudden, numbing hot-cold pain of a bullet.
The kind of mortality that he feared.
The quiet death in the wilds; alone, hungry, and scared.
Staring at the being that had been summoned, Bruce was struck with the feeling that he was watching a wolf as it observed him. Patient. Cold.
Knowing that no matter what it did, it was going to get a free meal if it only took a day or two to wait.
Bruce was broken from that silent, obtrusive knowledge when the entity looked away from him, eyes searching the battlefield.
Then the being took a silent step forward, ice tendrils branching out from where he stepped, his eyes having entirely fixated on the Mage that had summoned him.
The cultists that had been working for Nergal slowly turned and started standing in line with the Justice League, prepared to defend against...this.
Whatever this was.
Constantine backed away slowly, swearing under his breath and shaking.
The entity looked towards the cultists, letting out a small, disdainful hum.
As one, the cultists bolted, leaving behind their tools and sacrifices to summon their false god.
The Justice League, far too preoccupied with whatever was in front of them, couldn't do much to stop them.
The being took a deep breath and sighed through his nose, causing a gust of wind cold enough to make Bruce's skin sting.
"Well, this is awkward," the being sighed, rubbing the back of his neck, "Uh...did you guys need me for something? I was kind of in the middle of hiding from the Observants."
Bruce's brain paused. Rewound.
Restarted.
Assessed.
Oh God this was another Clark; frightening stature, polite, down to earth nature.
"I'm sorry, hiding from the who?" Bruce heart himself ask faintly, as he forced his body to understand that he wasn't in any present danger from the...person in front of him. The man turned his attention from the wheezing magician and back on Bruce.
"Kinda like a council, super annoying, keep trying to make me do paperwork."
"I...see. We were actually trying to reach Klarion, is he unavailable?"
The man sucked in air through his teeth and rested his hands on his hips, scuffing one of his shoes on the ground.
"Oof, yeah; Klarions a little bit in Time Prison right now. Genuinely didn't think anyone wanted to willingly deal with him, or I woulda sent you guys like, a note or something. Want me to just do what you were gonna have him do?"
Constantine stared at Bruce with wide, terrified eyes and shook his head.
Bruce considered it.
"What price would you have? We wanted the cultists captured and their artifacts broken."
Constantine graduated to desperately crossing his arms in an "X". Superman was looking at Bruce like he was insane. Bruce ignored them.
"Uh...my little sister is actually a huge Static Shock fan. Any chance of an autograph?"
"I can arrange that."
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This is so awesome I wanted to draw him! Ignore the lighting lol
If you scan the reblogs and there’s a trip down Thirsty Constantine Highway (because Highway To Hell) and if he came out looking like this? I do not blame him in the least.
Had to do it,, based off of charlietheepic7's comment💖
I love it! The little blush is so cute!
Poor John and his thirsty Bisexual heart.
Danny is of course oblivious. He he no idea. Really channelling the Fenton himbo gene. Big dense sweetheart!d
John isn't sure he can handle it 😂😂😂
Fenton himbo gene😭
Frighteningly intelligent, but so fucking dumb at the same time. Big of body, to hold all the good intentions! The Fenton himbo gene in action!
John is... So very attracted to the walking mountain who could kill him in an instant. And Danny does not have a clue.
Just... John in a corner trying to get himself together. And Danny being a sweetheart trying to help. Which is not making John feel any less flustered. Would you stop being so nice please? I'm not sure I can take it!
"Hey... you're...really sweaty, are you feeling alright?"
"Oh yeah, I just need a member—m-moment..."
"What? Okay..."
"Can you just, give me some sex—I MEAN SLAVE—I MEAN SPACE-"
Danny thinks he has a fever. It makes sense. Why else would he be sweaty and making no sense. So he picks him up bridal style and carries him over to a sofa. Sits down and last John across his lap with a hand over his forehead to help.
Batman is smirking up a storm. He gets it. He does. But this is hilarious. John has gone completely red and frozen in place. He's just, gonna take the chance to calm down. While laying in his lap. Yeah. He can do that!
Zatanna: You ok there John?
John just flips her off. He isn't going to attempt to speak again. Not worth it. And Phantom is... Very comfortable to lay on. All the fur probably.
Someone sneaks a picture as proof. The need to show everyone! Danny of course is being all sweet and attentive. Which is not helping dammit. Now John has an idea of what it would be like. And he is feeling very flustered!
I love this,, so much
I love jötun Ice core himbo Fenton with all my heart
Now, John is not a small man. Not by any means. But, being effortlessly moved by Ohantom, nd cradled in his arms? Then laid down to rest on his lap? He feels small and delicate. Phantom is so large the makes Supes look small. And John is, well he's having a hard time not imagining what that could mean.
With how easy it was for Phantom to carry him? Well.... John is only human. He can't help where his mind fucking take him alright! And with Phantom looking down at him so concerned? It's making him feel all kinds of special and fuzzy. He's not used to fuzzy warm feelings. It's fucking nice though.
But.... How the Fuck is he meant to get past this first impression of being a delicate flower? Fuck! Just... Fuck his life. And he knows the rest of the Justice League are gonna tease him about this. Even Bats is smirking, the prick like he wouldn't react if Supes picked him up like this! Bastard.
Phantom has pale green eyes, like clear jade. Fuck he's gorgeous. And he's staring at him all worried and caring. And John might just die from this.
Danny: Are you feeling any better?
John: Yeah. Thanks. Adrenaline got ta me I think.
Phantom nodded and helped him sit up carefully. John was not used to people being gentle and kind with him. Oh boy. This was gonna become a full blown crush of he wasn't careful. And his hands were massive. Fuck. Just, he needed a smoke. And some alone time. Fuck his life.
Now is this before or after Danny crushes/takes care of the JL's problem?
Because I know I'd be swooning if a gigantic Nordic Viking absolutely demolished a big enough problem to summon /Klarion/ for. And then afterwards he's silently checking on in everyone's health and then PICKS YOU UP LIKE NOTHING because he's CONCERNED FOR YOUR HEALTH. Shit, me too Constantine.
After for sure. Danny wouldn't risk people by not taking care of the threat first.
John is screwed. Stick a fork in him, he's done. He's falling headfirst into infatuated. No chance to escape. A few of the League might be a bit jealous.
And John? Is suffering. He just does not know how to handle care and concern. How is he meant to survive this? His heart can't take it. Someone help him! Distract the man please?
Danny of course is still feel in protective mode, and won't recognise that he thinks John is cute till he comes out of it. Once he does? He gonna be like... Oh no. I ruined my chance by being an over protective dumbass!
the same evening Constantine will be visited by Dani. She saw EVERYTHING with clockwork, he had invited her saying that it would be interesting, that is to say funny, he was right. They totally eavesdropped on Danny's summoning :3
Now John isn't sure if this ghost is talking to him in spades or giving him advice or both or if he's sleeping and it's just a dream.
John clocks that she is the little sister. And just does a little inside. He can never make a good impression on the family now. Fuck his life!
Ellie is ecstatic! She is absolutely giving advice. Danny is the only one of them single. Even Dan has a partner! Sure he's dating a demon, but it counts!
She will get the magic powerhouse as her brotheir in law! She is determined.
Ellie: You know. If you ask him for help he will trip over himself to be useful. He loves looking after people. Oh! And he loves space. So take him on a night picnic to watch the stars!
John: Right. Anything else? And are you really ok with me? Most people fucmin hate me!
Ellie: Oh no! PeePaw Clocky adores you! He will be thrilled! Jazz won't care so long as you make Danny happy. Dan will be a shithead about it. But he's dating a demon so he doesn't get a say. And I'm engaged to Captain Marvel!
John: Right. Ok. What happens if I uh. Protect him?
Ellie: ... He'd marry you in the spot. Protection spirits are just like that!
John: Good to know! Very good to know!
oh my fuckin gods y'all
@hdgnj @angryricepudding @lolottes
CAN YOU IMAGINE JOTUN DANNY WITH THIS PROMPT
BUT IT HAPPENS AFTER THIS INCIDENT
Constantine: desperately trying to claw open the airlocks
Danny: "hey so i just got like, a really weird note and wanted to make sure you were okay? kinda read like a mental breakdown? do u need a vacation? i know a place in hawaii-"
Constantin: now has visions of Jotun Danny in swimwear and lounging in the sun, turns red like a tomato, starts to plead with the other Leaguers through the camera to let him in the airlock.
THE HUMILIATION Y'ALL
YOU KNOW THIS BEEFCAKE, YOU KNOW HE'S A SWEETHEART, AND YOU SEND HIM A LOVE LETTER IN HIS NATIVE LANGUAGE THAT READS AS THE FOLLOWING 'Oh Great High King, We Request A Small Parcel, A Small Snippet, Of Your Luxurious Hair. Just For A Little Bit. We Need To Use It For Personal Reasons. Just A Small Morsel. Thank You For Being Pretty. And Amazing. We Just Want A Small Piece. That Is All We Need. It Does Not Take Much. We Are Very Eager. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please.'
I WOULD FUCKING DIE BRO
I'm fucking grinning like a madman!
Oh God's that would kill him!!!!
And in top of that? Danny on the beach? He wants! He would like. Yes please! Please take him on holiday?
Also, the note? Is that what it says? we... We needed power! For a protective spell! We were tryin ta do it right! 😭😭😭
Danny just like. You know me. It's ok. Just.... Ask normally. I can read English. It's ok.
Come on Hawaii here we come!
Just kidnaps him. Because he clearly needs a break. And he could use one too.
There's lots of John blushing so much he looks like he has heat stroke. Which of course means Danny sticks close. Because he can cool him down! Making the blush worse.
John eventually blurts out that he heard the stars look nice here? And maybe they could watch them?
Danny being all big dog bouncy excite. Which is cute as anything. And John is definitely fucked.
Danny is very pleased he can look after his (crush) Friend! It's nice! Good! He gets to hug him to cool him down. It's nice. And he wants to do star viewing! Awesome!
Just. Two idiots being infatuated in the most painfully obvious way and not getting their shit together. Much to amusement/dismay of onlookers.
D'you think Danny'll be very mad when he finds out Dani and Clockwork have been monitoring their date this whole time, ready to throw confetti if or when they kiss?
Danny will be embarrassed and annoyed. But not truly angry. He gets it. He would too. Ellie gets her mischief from him after all. He will chase Ellie around after finding out though. It's tradition at this point. Then they will tussle.
But the worst part is probably that Ellie got sick of waiting. She gave up on letting them fumble, ripped open a portal. Looked Danny dead in the eyes. And point blank told him to kiss the man. So Danny can't even say he got his shit together on his own. She is going to be insufferable.
Clockwork prevents Dani from interfering...
wants to see the results of the group of bets in "live broadcast"!
... besides, who would have thought that the ghosts and the heroes of the earth would get along so well with just a group of bets?
Clockwork seeing what she wants to do and just sitting in her.
Clockwork: Now now Princess. I have favours rising on this. As do the Justice League. Let it play out.
Ellie: Noooo! They are so hopeless! Come on! Can we at least set the mood? Make it rain a bit? So they have to rush back? Adrenaline plus wet short right? C'mon!!!!!
Clockwork: We are not letting Vortex play with the weather for this. You could however... Perhaps ensure John's room gets.. Damaged. And ensure the other rooms are taken?
Ellie: Yes! Only one bed! Perfect! I'll get right on that!
And Ellie goes off to flood John's room. And buy up all the spares for the week. She knows plenty people who would love a week in Hawaii!
Danny woke up groggily. Someone was knocking on the door? At... 2 am? Eh well. He opened the door in his hastily worn shorts to see a dripping wet John. Oh. Oh no.
Danny: Are you ok? Come in! What happened?
John was not going to lie. The sight of Danny sleep rumpled was damned attractive. What he wouldn't give for that to be a thing he saw more often.
John: Water pipe burst. Was um.. Hoping I could crash on your floor for the night?
Danny rolled his eyes fondly.
Danny: Don't be daft. Beds big enough for two! I'm not making you sleep on the floor! And you should get a shower too. Do have any dry clothes? Or should I grab some for you?
John: um. I have boxers. If I could grab a shirt?
Danny: Yeah! That's fine by me! I'll grab my smallest. Sorry, it's probably going to drown you a bit.
John laughed a bit. It really was.
John: I'm probably gonna look like a fucking kid wearing their Dad's clothes!
Danny.. Didn't quite agree. He thought this was going to be an exercise in self control to be honest. But he nodded anyway. No need to give that away right?
Danny: Being fair. An actual child would have no hope of wearing my clothes! If I ever had kids they'll have to make do with my sister's!
Danny grabbed a shirt and handed it over, getting a thankful smile on response. And then had to deal with the fact the guy he wanted to date was now showering. In his room. And about to be wearing his clothes. And sharing a bed.
Danny: Fuck!
John was having a similar issue in the shower. He really liked how kind of was of Danny to let him crash here for the night. But... It was gonna be a struggle. Once he was clean and dry he pulled on his boxers and the shirt. Looking in the mirror was, interesting. It fell off is shoulder just a bit. And only covered him down to about mid thigh. It kinda, looked like a morning after outfit. Which... John could use that right?
If he played his cards right anyway? He definitely could. Just make his hair a bit more messy? Go for the bitten lips look or no? Hmm. Options. He urged at the shirt so it pulled more off the shoulder and rubbed at his lips hard. Right! He could do this! He was John fucking Constantine. He could seduce the mountain of a man outside!
He walked out, leaving the light on in the bathroom. To be could see well enough. And he saw the look of attraction cross Danny's face. Perfect. Got him!
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Ellie: Oh my Ancients no! Turn off the screen! Turn off the screen!!!!! It worked! But no!
Clockwork tackled as Ellie dove for the door to get away from seeing John seduce her brother. Ahh. What a wonderful reaction. Still. He had bets to collect on. With proof even. Not that he would let anyone see past the kiss. Even he wasn't that much of a voyeur. No matter what Ellie was saying.
Oh my gods guys...at least I'm out of my art block....
Edit: here's Danny. If you can't see, it says, "AAAHHHHH WHAT WAS I THINKING I CAN'T TAKE THIS ???!"
Grace goes swimming! Rocky is not thrilled.
Eridians cant "hold their breath" like humans do, their vents dont close completly so water can still get in, if they fall in water they drown and die. safe to say rocky is not a fan of when grace does it for fun xD
(i got the inspo for this from this fic: Enrichment by alatarmaia4, please check it out it is so funny)
some stray art i made about a month ago
killing all of those ai chat ads that are sporing themselves across tumblr with a maelstrom or rocks. Fuck you and fuck your product. I do not want to replace my mutual with ai chat. I do not want to simulate my cats inner monologue with ai chat. I do not want to talk to my blorbos with ai chat. Fuck your and fuck your product.
dont be shy
HELLOOOO!!! IT IS I BUCKET FROM AO3!! here is the art i drew for you! :-) i know you already saw it on tiktok, but i thought i’d send it here too + EXCLUSIVE CONTENT /j (the sketch) :-9
HELLO!!!!!!!!!!!
THANK U SO SO SO SO SO MUCH AGAIN OMGFHGJGHJGH i freaked the fuck out in school when my friend raymond sent me the tiktok. GOSHHHHhhh i actually havent stopped staring at it ,,,, u are so talented twin thank u so much again im so glad u enjoyed my fic <3333333
I always have to start the New Years with this picture.