de brato gallico

i’m everywhere i’m so julius

[gaiusjuliuscaesar]

She Gallia est omnis divisa on my in partes tres until I quarum unam incolunt Belgae, aliam Aquitani, tertiam qui ipsorum lingua Celtae, nostra Galli appellantur

[gaiusjuliuscaesar]

hey guys feeling very excited for the big senate meeting today. lots to discuss. really hoping all goes well for me, julius caesar, at this big senate meeting on the the 15th of march,

[gaiusjuliuscaesar]

hey guys what does it mean if someone keeps telling me to beware the ides of march? the ides of march have COME lol

[gaiusjuliuscaesar]

hey guys why does everyone keep telling me to have a knife day? lol

[lurlur]

This Mother's Day, there's really only one gift you should be considering...

[thempyrealexicon]

tumblr user on the ides of march: caesar was basically a liberal

second tumblr user on the ides of march: caesar was actually a combination of every morally reprehensible person ever

l.domitius ahenobarbus (cos. 54): I agree with the second guy

the latin loeb on your shelf: i turned pale pink while you were reading this

[gaiusjuliuscaesar]

guys i dont get what the big deal is? the ides of march have COME lol

[catosuggestions]

kill him again. virtuously

[gaiusjuliuscaesar]

heyyyyy. so, fuck-marry-kill: crassus, clodius pulcher, cicero. good luck

fuck cicero (for obvious reasons). marry clodius. kill crassus.

[marcvslicinivscrassvs]

:(

[gaiusjuliuscaesar]

Wait kitten no we can talk about this

[gaiusjuliuscaesar]

why kill crassus 😭

These Romans think they’re minted. But they ain’t rich like me. You can’t call yourself loaded until you can buy an army. Ran Rome with Pompey and Caesar. They’re more famous than me. But I’m the world’s richest geezer there’s

[thoodleoo]

maybe the funniest way to handle a prophecy from the famous oracle at delphi. "i don't know what that is so i will not do it thank you"

[thoodleoo]

(augustus tweeting on the anniversary of the battle of actium): i would like to extend my best wishes to all, even the haters and losers, on this special date, september 2nd

[gaiusjuliuscaesar]

heyyyyy. so, fuck-marry-kill: crassus, clodius pulcher, cicero. good luck

fuck cicero (for obvious reasons). marry clodius. kill crassus.

[gaiusjuliuscaesar]

yo guys wtf

[en-theos]

I think I deserve a crown being offered to me three times at least. as a treat

[gaiusjuliuscaesar]

hey guys feeling very excited for the big senate meeting today. lots to discuss. really hoping all goes well for me, julius caesar, at this big senate meeting on the the 15th of march,

[gaiusjuliuscaesar]

hey guys what does it mean if someone keeps telling me to beware the ides of march? the ides of march have COME lol

[gaiusjuliuscaesar]

hey guys why does everyone keep telling me to have a knife day? lol

[catoswound-moved]

she beware on my ides till i march

come home my love i have things i want to put in you 🫦

[gaiusjuliuscaesar]

Those things aren’t daggers are they

[gaiusjuliuscaesar]

hey guys feeling very excited for the big senate meeting today. lots to discuss. really hoping all goes well for me, julius caesar, at this big senate meeting on the the 15th of march,

[gaiusjuliuscaesar]

hey guys what does it mean if someone keeps telling me to beware the ides of march? the ides of march have COME lol

[catoswound-moved]

who give a shit! look at my brutus :3 NOW!!!!