[JOKE PENDING]

hi i'm gay

[goodlouse]

[indigosfindings]

"i look forward to hearing back" implies a beautiful world that runs on sense-direction combinations. i smell sideways to tasting up. i palpate inwards to listening diagonal, so that i can hunger clockwise

[pumpkinspicebluntwrap]

[yorgen-sh]

[elexecution]

there are too many things happening this summer that i'm thinking we are going to need an extra 6-12 months of june and possibly another 3-4 months of july. probably no extra august as the problem should hopefully sort itself out by then. we are also looking into extending the day night cycle to 55 hours and extending the human lifespan to 10000 years.

[miamaimania]

“Two-Some” (2007) ⋈ Martino Gamper — two plastic chairs fused into one

[dogpuppy]

[soymoss]

starling

[transastronautistic]

ID: digital art on a bright yellow background of a bird with blue-black feathers, which have yellow and orange asterisk-shaped stars on them

[umarell]

[warerayumemitaasugakuruyo]

[xalatath]

SMOKED SALMON IS THE ONLY THING THAT NUMBS THE PAIN

[certified-cervid]

Collecting kitty orbs increases your meow score

[salmon-n-hazel]

Dandelions

[hungwy]

I will be buried in my 2018 Honda Fit EX. It is lightweight and nimble like a chipmunk, plus the 55 cu ft. of space with Magic Seating (more cargo space than a Ford Explorer) resemble stretchy cheeks to transport my valuables. The 6spd manual transmission brings the beast alive and allows me to channel my rodent roots; dodging cars and scampering across streets with loaded cheeks. Driving like a squirrel on speed gets me ~33mpg but the 12 gallon gas tank really shines when paired with mixed highway/city driving, gracing me with an average of ~38mpg. I hope one day you too can remove your driver seat headrest, recline the seat, and lay down across your car seats in comfort. Or perhaps fold down the rear seats and inflate a mattress to take a refreshing nap on your lunch break. I love my Honda Fit.

Thank you. For this

[ginsays]

IT'S NOVEMBER but I'm not ready to give up the ghost just yet!! Go for it young miss!! 💚

[thewackypegasus]

[ID: drawing of a young woman reading in a chair, wearing a frilly shirt and long skirt. next to her is a ghost who has her arm draped around her shoulders, clearly flirting with her. the living woman is looking off to the side and blushing with a silly flustered expression on her face. there are portraits around them who are all watching with interest and excitement. end ID.]

[mortalityplays]

it's a shame that fatphobia has rendered almost all common usage of 'corpulent' as negative or at least implying excess, because it's a beautiful word to me. corpulent. bodified. possessing body in abundance. a body filled with its own bodyness. rich and brimming with corpus. god we could be so effusive if we ever really meant what we said.

[eebie]

i named them cruelty of the heart and sickness of the mind