âDid u used to be a firemanâ
Iâm the kid in the yellow shirt
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me

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âDid u used to be a firemanâ
Iâm the kid in the yellow shirt
reblog for noises
That sounds fake but okay
Kitty is SO FRUSTRATED
Let!!! Her!!!! Go!!!!
@enygmass
In honor of my dog who passed away. we experienced a lot of the same things together, so I wrote this to be read in either her, or my perspective.
Iâm actually crying really really hard
What TV writers think is good LGBT representation: *protagonist teary eyed* My attraction to the same gender is so painful I wish I did not feel this wayâŚbut alas itâs my burden to bear. Also I have dated both men and women but I donât like labels. *dies* What is actually good LGBT representation: *protagonist wearing sunglasses playing the saxophone in front of a giant bisexual flag* How am I doing? Well Iâm just getting BI!!! Haha get it?? Because I like both men and women so Iâm bisexual.Â
That picture doesnât do this scene justice, itâs a musical number:
This shook my very existence
My fave part of the song (other than that it exists) is how committed they are to a very specific aesthetic for the whole thing. Itâs a work of art.Â
i canât wait to have a wife and be homonormativeÂ
my anxiety has a loophole that if somebody is else is equally or more uncomfortable I develop the sudden ability to Do The Thing
i cant go and ask for more ketchup for myself but if my friend wants more ketchup im out of my seat in a second
The mom friend override
Next time a blocked number calls you answer like this: âJimâs whore house. You got the dough, we got the hoe.â
Why does this not have any notes?
lol no âNashville sperm bank, you squeeze it we freeze it. how may I help you?â
âHendersonâs Morgue, you stab em, we slab em, this is Eight Ball speaking.â
âTexas crematorium you kill âem we grill âem how can I direct your call?â
Pro tip: Donât do this if you recently applied for a new job.
bolded. just in case.
i feel like that pro tip is told from experience
Full Disclosure when I heard that tiny voice say âare you my Dad?â I almost had a friggin heart attack because I thought he was going to say
Bill Potts Appreciation Post
Bill Potts: . Gives free chips to cute girls. . Attends university lectures even though she isnât a student. . Makes Netflix references. . Would 100% survive a horror movie. . Genuinely believed that the sky was made of lemon drops. . Asked the real question about the TARDIS. . Was fine with going somewhere with a cute girl she didnât know. . Did not Fuck About when she saw something strange in her drain. . Ran to the Doctor because she thought heâd know what to do. . Was completely ready for a âsci-fiâ explanation. . (Correctly) Thought that the Doctor wasnât human. . Thought that the TARDIS was a knock through/lift. . Thought that the Doctor could save Heather. . Knew he was going to try to wipe her memory. . Thought that the TARDIS was a time machine before she knew it was. . Compared the TARDIS to a modern kitchen. . Did not hesitate to run off with an alien in his spaceship/time machine. . Tried to convince Heather of how beautiful her âdefectâ was. . Told a possible home intruder to make themselves decent. . Armed herself with an umbrella. . Went with everything that was happening. . Wonât be forced into any relationship/innuendos moments with the Doctor. . Is a beautiful human being who deserves happiness and unicorns.Â
Time. Time doesnât pass. Time is an illusion. And Life is the magician. Because Life only lets you see one day at a time. You remember being alive yesterday, you hope youâre going to be alive tomorrow, so it feels like you are traveling one to the other, but nobodyâs moving anywhere! Movies donât really move. Theyâre just pictures, just lots and lots of pictures, all of them still. None of them moving, just frozen moments! But if you experience those pictures one after the other, then everything comes alive! Imagine if time all happened at once. Every moment of your life laid out around you, like a city. Streets full of buildings made of days. The day you were born, the day you die. The day you fall in love, the day that love ends. A whole city built from triumph and heartbreak and boredom and laughter and cutting your toenails. Itâs the best place you will ever be. Time is a structure relative to ourselves. Time is the space made by our lives, where we stand together forever. Time and Relative Dimension in Space - it means life.
When your friend recommends a TV series or book that they know will break your heart.
Self-esteem level: Hirai MomoÂ
can you believe they actually introduced bill to us by letting her rant about the girl she had a massive crush on? we are truly blessed.