YO YO YO

Ghost and dark type trainer/pokemon/professor! my names Kenn! ((Run by @the-post-crow and will follow from there!))

[galarian-anomaly]

Ujhhhhhhh

Wshat tghed fujck

[galarian-anomaly]

Well I've been stuck here for months now-

[dunnedsparce]

What do you do in this situation time sensitive question

[galarian-anomaly]

Run

[galarian-anomaly]

Ujhhhhhhh

Wshat tghed fujck

[galarian-anomaly]

Wshy iks edveryhtghikng szweedts

(Translation: Why is everything sweets)

[galarian-anomaly]

sounds like your chances against this foe are pretty

murkey

IT HAS A KNIFE WHY DOES IT ITT HAVE A KNIFEEEEEEEEW

[galarian-anomaly]

OKAY SO

APPERANTLY IT ISBT A POKNEMON

AND IT GAVE AME THE KNIFE

[icsafeaskmemes]

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[galarian-anomaly]

sounds like your chances against this foe are pretty

murkey

IT HAS A KNIFE WHY DOES IT ITT HAVE A KNIFEEEEEEEEW

[darlingsuperstition]

Another pokeblr ask game that feels too weird to post to my rp blogs OOC first!!!!!

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[galarian-anomaly]

HGELP THERE'S THIS WEIRD ASS THING IN MY HOUSENZNKABXK

[galarian-anomaly]

IT LOOKS LIKE A MIX OF A MURCROW AND A PIDGEY

HELP

[galarian-anomaly]

HGELP THERE'S THIS WEIRD ASS THING IN MY HOUSENZNKABXK

[pinkhairandpokemon]

PSA: Get a load of that dog

[galarian-anomaly]

DOG!!!!!!

[cluelesspokeperson]

OH MY GOD WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE

[t-braixen]

approach it slowly, then pet

[cluelesspokeperson]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN PET IT WHY IS IT IN MY BLOODY HOUSE

[t-braixen]

but he could be your friend :(

[cluelesspokeperson]

ITS EATING MY CLOTHES?!

[battle-subway-ghost]

Just like. go up to it and tip it over. Roll it out your door. They love rolling around it won't hurt them. Probably also won't hurt you back? Maybe.

[cluelesspokeperson]

MAYBE?!

[act11as]

Yeah, maybe. get it rolling and it SHOULDN'T be able to do much? but they can tackle pretty hard.

Won't hurt too bad, it's just a little wooloo.

[cluelesspokeperson]

Update. I tried to roll it out.

At some point it just. Stopped? Rolling?

It won’t budge what

[galarian-anomaly]

Did it get caught on something? Because it's either that or it likes you.

[cluelesspokeperson]

it keeps doing this weird thing where it rams into my legs repeatedly but. in a soft way? if that makes sense? what. what is THAT supposed to mean

[galarian-anomaly]

Oh yeah, it likes you. Do you happen to have a pokeball on you?

[cluelesspokeperson]

this

this is really embarrassing, i feel as if I should know this. But what’s a pokeball?

[galarian-anomaly]

A pokeball is a device used to "catch" pokemon, it basically gives them a mini room in a pocket dimension- just go to your nearest pokemon center and ask to have a look at one at the shop!

[cluelesspokeperson]

a. a pocket dimension.

a bloody pocket dimension.

alright. okay! COOL! pocket dimensions! exist?? i guess??

im gonna be having a LOOOONG talk with my mum when i visit her, why the HELL haven't i been informed about the existence of pOCKET DIMENSIONS?!

[galarian-anomaly]

Yeah. As a pokemon professor (and being a pokemon myself) I know a lot, so you can just ask me things if you want

[cluelesspokeperson]

OH MY GOD WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE

[t-braixen]

approach it slowly, then pet

[cluelesspokeperson]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN PET IT WHY IS IT IN MY BLOODY HOUSE

[t-braixen]

but he could be your friend :(

[cluelesspokeperson]

ITS EATING MY CLOTHES?!

[battle-subway-ghost]

Just like. go up to it and tip it over. Roll it out your door. They love rolling around it won't hurt them. Probably also won't hurt you back? Maybe.

[cluelesspokeperson]

MAYBE?!

[act11as]

Yeah, maybe. get it rolling and it SHOULDN'T be able to do much? but they can tackle pretty hard.

Won't hurt too bad, it's just a little wooloo.

[cluelesspokeperson]

Update. I tried to roll it out.

At some point it just. Stopped? Rolling?

It won’t budge what

[galarian-anomaly]

Did it get caught on something? Because it's either that or it likes you.

[cluelesspokeperson]

it keeps doing this weird thing where it rams into my legs repeatedly but. in a soft way? if that makes sense? what. what is THAT supposed to mean

[galarian-anomaly]

Oh yeah, it likes you. Do you happen to have a pokeball on you?

[cluelesspokeperson]

this

this is really embarrassing, i feel as if I should know this. But what’s a pokeball?

[galarian-anomaly]

A pokeball is a device used to "catch" pokemon, it basically gives them a mini room in a pocket dimension- just go to your nearest pokemon center and ask to have a look at one at the shop!

[cluelesspokeperson]

OH MY GOD WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE

[t-braixen]

approach it slowly, then pet

[cluelesspokeperson]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN PET IT WHY IS IT IN MY BLOODY HOUSE

[t-braixen]

but he could be your friend :(

[cluelesspokeperson]

ITS EATING MY CLOTHES?!

[battle-subway-ghost]

Just like. go up to it and tip it over. Roll it out your door. They love rolling around it won't hurt them. Probably also won't hurt you back? Maybe.

[cluelesspokeperson]

MAYBE?!

[act11as]

Yeah, maybe. get it rolling and it SHOULDN'T be able to do much? but they can tackle pretty hard.

Won't hurt too bad, it's just a little wooloo.

[cluelesspokeperson]

Update. I tried to roll it out.

At some point it just. Stopped? Rolling?

It won’t budge what

[galarian-anomaly]

Did it get caught on something? Because it's either that or it likes you.

[cluelesspokeperson]

it keeps doing this weird thing where it rams into my legs repeatedly but. in a soft way? if that makes sense? what. what is THAT supposed to mean

[galarian-anomaly]

Oh yeah, it likes you. Do you happen to have a pokeball on you?

[cluelesspokeperson]

OH MY GOD WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE

[t-braixen]

approach it slowly, then pet

[cluelesspokeperson]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN PET IT WHY IS IT IN MY BLOODY HOUSE

[t-braixen]

but he could be your friend :(

[cluelesspokeperson]

ITS EATING MY CLOTHES?!

[battle-subway-ghost]

Just like. go up to it and tip it over. Roll it out your door. They love rolling around it won't hurt them. Probably also won't hurt you back? Maybe.

[cluelesspokeperson]

MAYBE?!

[act11as]

Yeah, maybe. get it rolling and it SHOULDN'T be able to do much? but they can tackle pretty hard.

Won't hurt too bad, it's just a little wooloo.

[cluelesspokeperson]

Update. I tried to roll it out.

At some point it just. Stopped? Rolling?

It won’t budge what

[galarian-anomaly]

Did it get caught on something? Because it's either that or it likes you.

[craftsman-and-mover]

// check my drafts to see if i made a banger and didnt post and then i get flashbanged by:

// fuck.

[galarian-anomaly]

This reminded me to check my follower count and...

Nice

[cluelesspokeperson]

OH MY GOD WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE

[t-braixen]

approach it slowly, then pet

[cluelesspokeperson]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN PET IT WHY IS IT IN MY BLOODY HOUSE

[t-braixen]

but he could be your friend :(

[cluelesspokeperson]

ITS EATING MY CLOTHES?!

[battle-subway-ghost]

Just like. go up to it and tip it over. Roll it out your door. They love rolling around it won't hurt them. Probably also won't hurt you back? Maybe.

[cluelesspokeperson]

MAYBE?!

[galarian-anomaly]

Wooloo are pretty docile, did you happen to have a window open?