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I am a dangerously strong toddler, jamming circles into the square hole. @philoquoter is my philosophy blog. 20.

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[galaxybo0]

booigi :^)

[galaxybo0]

Celebrating the 420th note on booigi, my first ever post I think

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[cooperhoward]

i just found out merriam webster has a time traveler feature that tells you some of the words that were “born” the same year as you. it’s pretty neat yall should do this

[xpyu]

new tag yourself game: pick 3 words “born” in ur year that describe u. im geocaching, dark web and abandonware

[galaxybo0]

Crunk, molly, deep state

[franklingayclinton]

[teathattast]

[catasters]

[bevismusson]

A++ Cat Video

[peniswakt-deactivated20210717]

if she's your girl then why is she in my torture labyrinth?

[peniswakt-deactivated20210717]

if she's your girl why is she having so much trouble escaping my dimension of pure agony

[peniswakt-deactivated20210717]

you say she's loyal but where is she right now? that's right, in my crystal mind prison, as usual

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[peniswakt-deactivated20210717]

THIS IS NOT DOCTOR WHO. THIS IS NOT THE SWAGLESS ARCHIVES. THIS IS ME, TORTURING YOUR GIRL WITH MY PSYCHIC POWERS.

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[lowpolyanimals]

Tortoise from Shadow of the Colossus

[frentique]

[ttttherian]

love it when wrestling goes internet famous

[confusionofconfusions-deactivat]

eminem’s got about lyrics about how the secret service interviewed him, so a journalist FOIA’d info about eminem from the secret service to fact check his rap

it turns out the secret service investigated eminem because of lyrics threatening trump and ivanka

and they really did interview him

and when one of the secret service agents started reading the threatening lyrics out loud eminem started rapping along 

and they noted that

[confusionofconfusions-deactivat]

@afloweroutofstone​

https://www.documentcloud.org/documents/6515270-LEOPOLD-Secret-Service-FOIA-Eminem.html enjoy

[afloweroutofstone]

I’m sorry to report that this is a W for Eminem

[optimisticbananaharmony-deactiv]

"Blah! It's me, the alien! I'm gonna getcha! I'm the alien!"

- the alien from Alien (1979)

[lesbian-toddhoward]

she never said this. stop spreading misinformation.

[an-alarming-number-of-bees]

She was thinking it though.

[powerjock]

[pancakeke]

I want to steal the big glittering trackball out of a super monkey ball arcade cabinet

[pancakeke]

item of unimaginable power

[3p1c4ng31k177y]

[chivalfairy]

NOT gonna say this again!! A CYBORG is something PARTIALLY ROBOTIC. An ANDROID is something that is FULLY ROBOTIC, MADE TO LOOK HUMAN. A ROBOT is FULLY ROBOTIC and NOT DESIGNED TO LOOK HUMAN!!

[carlottagiudicellivevo]

why then it’s GREASED LIGHTNIN’!!!!

[queersatanic]

there really is a dril tweet for everything

https://www.nytimes.com/2021/01/03/business/oil-industry-careers.html

[memewhore]