Galaxy Candy

I'm a nineteen year old girl who's into sarcastic humor and weird tv shows.

[mcavoy]

[whitepeopletwitter]

Enemy spotted

[samedamnsoul-blog]

[thesnobbyartsyblog]

NAH, SON DEAD SENT THIS TO 39 OTHER PEOPLE 💀

[hotboyproblems]

What she says: I’m fine

What she means: How do the owls in Harry Potter work? Can they read the addresses on the envelopes or do you have verbally communicate the name of the recipient for them to understand? Does this mean that Voldemort could have found Harry Potter years earlier by just sending him a letter at the right time and following it? Are owls more powerful magical trackers than Voldemort?

[loadedguncornflakes]

idk if yall remember the selfie olympics of 2012

if you dont remember this glorious time let me remind you

[crazyshitisay]

How was this 5 years ago

[warcrimesimulator]

[roxilalonde-deactivated20251105]

showing up late to a meeting with an iced drink is a power move. like with hot drinks the cup is opaque and people cant tell the temperature so they dont know how long ago you got it. maybe its hours old. maybe you just got caught in traffic. who can say. but iced drinks. its clear. they can see the ice. they can see if its still frozen. they look you in the eye and they know you were standing in line fifteen minutes ago and made the conscious, deliberate decision to get a mocha frap instead of being on time. and then you made ANOTHER conscious, deliberate decision to bring it into the meeting with you, informing everyone in attendance that on your list of priorities, each and every one of them ranks firmly below one (1) mocha frappuchino.

[notaroadrageracasualtalk]

This is so powerful. I’m blown away.

[worldcircus]

42,000 matches .

[okazilla]

when it all turned black with only a little fire on the side it looked like a hole burning into reality

[catchymemes]

[gayhillzone-deactivated20191103]

ships with height differences <333

[tramampoline]

[melowtune]

[c-bassmeow]

BOW DOWN TO THE QUEEN!

[toadschooled]

The raw anger of the black rain frog [Breviceps fuscus], a south African native that spends most of its time buried in the soil to conserve moisture. Image source here

[softtaulette-deactivated2018032]

does anyone remember law4kids

like this kids’ website that had these shitty webcomics and animations telling them all about DA LAW

i mean this shit was hilarious even by itself

BUT THEN PEOPLE STARTED MAKING PARODIES

AND THEY JUST KEPT COMING

[catbountry]

This one was always my favorite:

[unicornfan]

please be careful with these, they’re antiques

[scaredykyleisgonnagosoon]

Guys

you know how tumblr will suggest blogs to you well i was just scrolling along and i see this

and i was like okay cute fairy stuff haha yeah that’s nice but then i actually looked at the examples 

and so i had to go to this blog ok and

incredible

it’s historically accurate

so of course now i’m following and i suggest you should too because good lord

[mothensidhe-deactivated20151028]

YEEEEESSS

[dandywondrous]

@irresponsible-black-unicorn

[st-swithin]