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[sooffsides]

2025-26 Season Spreadsheets

You know I love my data analysis, so here's a series of data sets I've been keeping updated throughout the 2025-26 Season.

I'll probably add more links as the season progresses as well.

2025-26 Game Data

2025-26 Game Data

2025-26 Milestones

2025-26 Milestones

2025-26 Penguins Fight History

2025-26 Penguins Fight History

Big Three Stat Analysis

Big Three Stat Analysis

[laurastaceysclosepersonalfriend]

Okay but like not to beat the point to death but Laura Stacey really is that girl

She’s the great-granddaughter of a legendary hockey player, she bounced back and made the national team after breaking both her wrists in college, she lost gold at the Olympics and started a charity about it, she married another legendary hockey player that she fell in love with when they saw a shooting star that no one else did when they were skinny dipping with their team, they won gold at the Olympics and then had the royal wedding of Canadian women’s hockey and they have the cutest dog ever, shes alternate captain on a professional team with her wife who is the captain, they play on a line together, when she was the only captain/alternate captain not injured she led her team to first place, she leads the league in shorthanded goals this season, she scored a goal one time on her wife’s birthday when the clock showed both of their numbers, she had her knee popped back in its socket on the ice (probably) with 8 seconds left in the game then went on to assist the game winning goal in overtime that same game, she won the Walter cup with holes in her socks, anyway shes so fucking cool

[thisnonbinaryrunsoncoffee]

Your First Star Sergei Murashoooooooov

[thisnonbinaryrunsoncoffee]

I clipped the whole end of game sequence from last night but like idk what happened still. But I wanted to have Haysie and Rutger going feral for posterity (also Sergei might have started it???)

[tetrisfag]

evergreen image

[thisnonbinaryrunsoncoffee]

Fight Night at WesBanco Arena pt2

for @sooffsides

[thisnonbinaryrunsoncoffee]

Fight Night at WesBanco Arena pt1

for @sooffsides

[kindavery]

extremely important murashov juggling footage

[hycohyco1]

Watching the clean-out interviews this season felt a little insane, because every time his name came up, people smiled before they even realized they were doing it.

And every single time someone mentioned him, there it was — the unconscious smile, the fond little pause, that almost dreamy look people get when they talk about someone they genuinely adore. You can't fake that kind of affection.

That's basically how this edit happened.

And then theres Rusty. He basically said out loud something I've been thinking for a while, that Geno has always been underestimated.

Not because people don;t recognize the talent, but because playing next to someone like Sid inevitably changes the way people frame your greatness. And honestly? The same thing probably happens in comparison to Ovi sometimes too.

Rusty actually acknowledging that out loud felt a little insane. Like — man. You really said it.

And what I loved most was that he didn't try to sanitize Geno's personality either. He talked about the temper, the volatility, the emotional side of him — but in a way that made it clear those things are inseparable from the passion that makes Geno… Geno.

Messy, brilliant, destructive, emotional, spectacular. All of it comes together.

And then Rusty had that tiny expression afterwards that basically translated to“me and Geno against the world. What are you gonna do about it?”

Brother. My heart.

Racks and Chinny were genuinely out there smiling about Geno like teenage fangirls trying to act normal.

Racks getting asked what if Geno doesn't come back? and immediately looking emotionally blue-screened absolutely killed me. Brother looked like the concept itself offended him on a spiritual level.

And Chinny is honestly the sweetest part of all this. Because of course he talks about Geno differently — he's a young Russian player who grew up with guys like Geno and Ovi existing as almost mythical hockey figures. So hearing him talk about actually sharing a lockroom with Geno now, being looked after by him, learning from him… his whole tone changes. Softer. Quieter. Like he still can't fully believe this is real.

Karl, as always, gave the sharpest and most brutally honest assessment in the room. But somehow, the most comforting thing anyone said was still his quiet little "I think he's gonna land on his feet and he'll be just fine.”

Anyway. Please just get the contract done soon, before this accidentally turns into a full-on The Late Wife Archives.

[joss-the-boss]

that smile😭😭😭😭 he loves his silly cliffy #missingmyfamily

[sidsrockingchair]

[heartbeatline]

NOT ON GOATS WATCH

[tetrisfag]

i wanna see dan muse cook up some crazy bullshit on the blue line like ek solovyov. cliffy and that one guy who got signed at a fucking chuckecheese and played 1 game. girard letang.

[dilftanger]

happy bday @couthbbg ! Erik Karlsson's first All Star Game | 1.28.2011

[jerreeeeeee]

not every mutual fits neatly into an archetypal medievalism but there are some mutuals that im like yeah addressing you as “my liege” would come strangely naturally

[jerreeeeeee]

what mutual is prev

my liege lord

my loyal knight

my wise wizard

my evil advisor

my brother in arms

my lady muse

my wild mermaid friend

my fellow alchemist

my dashing rapscallion

my monstrous foe

Remaining time: 2 days 16 hours

[jesperwallstedts]

In The Room S03E03: November Reign

[sooffsides]

I don’t want it to be over. I know it’s over but I don’t want it to be. 😭😭😭